"Hi, sorry for this really late update but I am kind of stuck with this story so it took a while. But now I am back and I hope that you all will like this chapter. I am not going to kick someone out because I have not got any votes on witch one in that case. So to all you I need reviews witch says who I am going to kick out so I can kick someone out."
"Can you get this started already?" Kat says standing in a perfect copy of the Kai pose.
"Alright I will, I will."
"Maybe you should tell them were we are." Sinja says smiling at me, before she continues what she was doing.
"Yes that is a good idea. Okay we are here in the dungeon under the room (were the bladers are) and here are some things I am thinking of using on this show. Like this" holds up a big giant crab.
"And how did you think you would be able to use that?" Sinja says looking up from the box she had been looking thru.
"I don't know maybe in a trap or something."
"Boring, boring, boring!" Tiilia sings while she is sitting on top of a giant box.
"Do you have a better idea then."
"I want to eat it, I want to eat it."
"Saph give me that."
"Okay" gives the crab to Kat.
"Come here with me Tiilia."
"Yay!
And they walk away but it takes less than ten seconds before Tiilia come running back screaming. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Wonder what Kat did?"
"Saph if I were you I would ignore it."
"You have probably right Sinja, oh what is this?" Saph opens a big box with pranks written all over it.
"Maybe it is some prop from your other show." (Who is soon going to be finish so just pretend that it already is at this moment.)
"Oh you mean A New Authoress And Pranks, but what is this?" Saph takes up a huge hat from the box.
"Ugly."
"You think? I would never wear a hat especially not this, its pink and has feathers glued on it… Sinja are you thinking what I am thinking."
"Maybe."
"Okay can you please put this aside so we can use it later."
"Sure."
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Tiilia screams when she runs between Sinja and me.
"Is she already back it did not take long for her to run around the set."
"She must have taken the short cut this place is huge."
"Is there another short cut? And you did not tell me!"
"Where is she?" Kat says while she walks into the dusty room.
"Who? Oh you mean Tiilia she ran away that way and what did you do to her?"
"You don't want to know", Kat has a very evil grin on her face.
"I believe you. But now Kat and Sinja can you two please help me with the boxes so we can get going."
"What are they going to do?" Dragon says with a confused look on his face.
"Don't know and don't care." Dranzer says with a bored look.
"You need to loosen up a bit; you are starting to act like your master."
"You mean cool, smart and rich."
"Quit it they are up now." Drigger says to make the two other bitbeasts to shut up.
"And we are up."
"I think we can see that." Kat says to me and her gaze tells me that she thinks that I am acting stupid.
"Maybe but now all we got to do is finish everything so we better get started, Kat can you please get Tiilia to stop running around screaming?"
"Maybe…"
"It is that or hearing her." Sinja says witch makes us go quiet.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"And I think hearing her is more annoying than make her stop."
"Fine." Kat says while she walks away.
"Okay lets get this started, oh and you the audience can go and look at this commercial meanwhile." I say with a huge smile and then a sign comes up on the TV screen.
Get Sugarhigh With Max!
"Hi and welcome to this sneak peak to Get Sugarhigh With Max! I am your host Sapphire Angels Devil and with me I have Max and Oliver."
The live audience starts to cheer and give a round of applause.
"Thank you and now to the candy."
"I don't understand why I had to be in this show it is so bizarre." Oliver says looking at me like I was a freak if I am really trying to make him eat it.
"What this is funny, candy, candy, candy!" Max says jumping up and down.
"Yes and it is some special candy, made just for you two." I say and glare at Oliver.
"Yeeeesssss…" Oliver says that with sarcasm in his voice "Max you eat it first."
"No, no Oliver you are the one who is going to eat it first because you are the guest."
"But I want to eat it."
"No Max you have to wait."
"I won't eat it, it is disgusting."
"But you have to." But before I can finish my sentence has Oliver already run away. "Hey come back here."
"Yes the candy!" Max says when he runs to eat all the sweet things.
"Well I think this was all we had time for, See Ya! Oliver come back here!
"No way, I refuse to eat that."
"I think that it is a little too late, for you to eat it."
"Burp."
"Pig."
"Yes I did not have to eat it."
"I have more hidden."
"Noooo!"
"Where is it?"
"Never that I will tell you that Max."
"That was weird." Unicorlium say looking at the screen.
"Hey I wanted to eat it!" Dragoon says looking disappointed at the screen with saliva dripping from his mouth.
"I can understand that. You are after all a living walking and, at least I think so, thinking garbage can." Draciel says looking at his friend.
"Yup, hey!"
"That is so true, and hey Robert is gone." Griffoleon says shining up, witch is really weird on him.
"Didn't he end up in the hospital?" Dranzer says looking interested at Griffoleon.
"Yes he did look, I have pictures."
"Let me see, let me see." And in less than three seconds is the pictures destroyed because of the awful breath that Dragon has.
"No my pictures!"
"Um got to go, aaahhhhhhhhhh!"
"Do you have all the costumes Sinja?"
"Yes I have Saph."
Me: "Okay help me put them outside the door."
And with that said Sinja and I put the huge box outside the secret door and walks away. And when we are in the control room Sinja pulls a switch and the door opens, the bladers notice this and is trying to run out but who said the floor was safe? So I just pull another switch and tips all the boxes on them and closes the door before they can get out.
"NO and it was so close." Tyson screams from somewhere on the top of the human and box pile.
"Get off me now!" Mariah screams from under Tyson's butt and with a really red face she also gritting her teeth's and hisses like an angry cat.
"That is not how you are supposed to talk to the world champion in Beyblade."
"You do know that we in your team are also champions it is not like you are the only one Tyson." Kenny says standing a bit away.
"Awwwww, but Chief."
"I
said get off me now!"
And when she screamed that, (I got to
get to a doctor for this my hearing is starting to disappear,) she
punches Tyson and the rest off the people in the room looks at the
flying world champ/junk eating/annoying and don't forget stupid boy
fly.
"Mariah calm down." Kevin says trying to calm his team mate down when she runs around trying to hit Tyson with a large bat since he is stuck in some wires on the roof and looks like a piñata.
"How calm would you be if you had to smell his socks that he has not change in two years!" (Me: I understand her)
"Hey they are giving me luck!"
"I thought he was KO." Max says looking with a sweat drop at his team mate that falls down.
"Maybe it is the same as they say about diseases. The only ones who don't get them are the stupid ones." Ray says while he stands with Max and Lee looking at the stupid boy aka Tyson.
"In that case, must Tyson be the healthiest boy alive." Lee putts in this while they are looking at Mariah and Emily who is beating Tyson up because of his awful smelly socks. "Or maybe not after this"
"Sinja, did we burn that diving suit thingy I used when I moved Tyson's socks last time?"
"I don't know but last time I saw it was when Tiilia walked away with it."
"You don't think that it is still…"
"If it is it must be alive by now it is more than a week since you used it."
"What are you two talking about?"
"Kat you don't know what happened to my diving suit, who keeps the smell away costume?"
"No."
"Tiiia had it the last time I saw her." Sinja says looking at Kat.
"Oh, that would explain that horrible smell near her room, I just thought that it was time for her to clean it."
O.o, "I'll be right back. And with that Saph runs away to see if it is like she thinks it is."
"She is brave to go near that." Sinja says looking at Saph when she runs away
"Oh I almost forgot, Kat you are coming with me."
"What? NO!" O.o
But it is no use because I am dragging her with me.
"Sinja take care off everything while we are gone."
"Sure Saph, as long as I don't have to go near what I think they are going to see."
-------------------------------------------------After a while---------------------------------------------
"She must be around here somewhere." Saph says sneaking around the corner imitating a spy on a mission.
"Awwwww, what is that smell coming from?" Kat says when she walks a bit behind Saph.
"What smell?" Sniffs the air. "Yuck, oh that smell, it's awful!"
"It comes from that room." Points at a room with a pink and green door.
"Come on Kat it's time to hold your breath and save the human kind."
"Huh?"
"It's time to get in and burn the thing that smells so much."
"Oh."
"On, three. One"
"Two"
"Three", and when I say three I push Kat into the room (what I need to check if you could breath in there at all and why should I sacrifices my life.)
"Do you want more tea, Ms. Smelly pants." Tiilia says offering more tea to the smelly diving suit thingy that I used to move Tyson's sock with.
"Tiilia, what on earth are you doing!" I say and looks into the room witch now has Kat as a carpet.
"Having tea party, do you two want some?"
"I think we pass, please Tiilia can you come with the suit." I say and looks at Kat while she stands up holding her nose.
"What suit?"
"Are you that stupid, it's…" I am holding my hand in front of Kat's mouth trying to prevent her from scaring our pray away.
"Can you come and take Ms Smelly pants with you." I say with a smile and looks at Tiilia.
"Why did you not say that from the beginning?"
"Because I referred to her with her first name."
"Oooooohhhhhh, okay."
Tiilia starts to carry the suit to the point I have pointed out.
"I wanted to be in the tea party with Tiilia" Dragon says sobbing a bit since he didn't get invited.
"Go ahead we won't miss you." Dranzer says looking at the dragon bitbeast that is supposed to one of the strongest, and hopefully not smartest.
"Yay!"
"He is scary."
"Tiilia Can you please go and help Sinja, we are going to help her (the suit Ms Smelly pants) home." I say and points at the suit.
"Okay." And with that is she skipping, (Indian jumping) jumping and sometimes even crawling! Away.
"Kat did you bring the photogene?"
"Let it burn."
"First the bladers have a barbeque and now we have one."
"Saph."
"Yes?"
"YOU ARE CRAZY!"
"What?"
"We are not going to eat the suit!"
"I did not even say that the crazy one is you."
"But, you… Ah forget it."
"And now let it burn." I light matches and drop them on the suit and then I just stand on the side and watches the flames conceal the suit, burn it so it so it disappears in smoke away from the earth and our lives. "And finally the suit is dead, let's go back."
"No why did they burn it I wanted that suit."
"And why did you want to do with that?" Galux asks Dragon looking at him a bit dishusted.
"You do know that his pocket is really near his feat, plus I thought the suit was cool."
"Go figure." Dranzer says while she and the rest just sighs before they watches the rest of the show.
"Hi Sinja we are back has something special happened?"
"Look at the screen."
In da room
Mariah and Emily is still running around chasing Tyson when Mariah sees something she thinks looks interesting
"Oh
look, what a beautiful hat." (Guess witch one, neh)
Mariah drops
the unconscious Tyson on the floor (yes they got him) and runs
towards the hat and the rest of the stuff. "Look it is enough with
clothes for all of us to wear."
Everybody ells does the anime sweat drop.
"It's time to do my announcement." I pick up a mike and start to talk into it and everything I say can the bladers hear "Uh, hum attention everyone! The clothes you see on the floor are for you guys just because there is no shower in there and frankly you are all starting to smell like Tyson's socks. So we have connected two separate rooms to the one you are in that you all can use and change your clothes in. And a note from my brother to Kevin, Kevin we are not filming in the dressing rooms so no you can't get a copy of the tape and the same goes for you Kenny."
"What! I have never asked for that!" Both Kenny and Kevin scream.
"I was not the one who said you guys did, if you have something to complain about talk with my brother. But now please change your smell is coming out from the room and the wildlife civilisation around 10 miles from this spot is currently dead."
"We don't smell that much!" All the bladers screams looking pissed of. And then they scream several more things but I don't listen to them.
"Well that was nice." Sinja says looking at Saph.
"Sometimes I just get the urge to be that but this was not one of that moments."
"Huh?" Kat says looking at me with a cooked eye brow.
"Some of the clothes have some miner problems."
"Such as?" Sinja says looking at me with her arms crossed.
"Oh, well some clothes have holes in them, some are discoloured from the laundry, has glue that is not dry yet, and…."
"Wait, what was that last?"
"Discoloured."
"No the glue part."
"Oh that well you see some off the feathers on the hat was falling of so I fixed it, more or less."
"What!"
"That
was just… Brilliant!" Kat says actually smiling at me.
"Thank you." I say and bow in front of an imaginary public.
"Why didn't I think off that, now I can fix Saph's shoes."
"Did
you say something?"
"Oh nothing, I just said that it was a
great idea."
"Oh I love this hat, and this dress and this shoes and…" Mariah says looking trhu the boxes tossing everything out at the same time.
"I am a girl but don't expect me to act like that." Mariam says looking at the pink haired girl closing her eyes for a second she then finds out that Mariah have started to drag Mariam arm.
"Come on Mariam we got to get change and I have found a beautiful dress that you can wear."
Mariam is screaming in her mind; "somebody help me, the dress is pink!"
After 30 minuets are all the bladers in their ¨new¨ clothes, everyone except Kai.
"Kai, why have not you changed your outfit?" Hilary says to Kai and taps her foot at the same time.
"I won't wear that", he says and points at some clothes that looks spookily similar like Tyson's clothes (A/N I can understand his point O.o)
"You have to." Mariah says starting to look pissed of.
"…"
But meanwhile has Mariam gathered the guys so they can catch him and change his clothes.
Mariams thinks "If I have to wear this stupid pink dress then you can wear Tyson's clothes."
And with some rather disturbing noises, a fight and some giggles from the girls side (they took him in to the dressing room and the girls are outside, what did you think?) They got the clothes on him, and their old clothes have in some spooky way disappeared.
"Oh this is good." I say inside the control room with a smirk on my face.
Mariah has the hat on her head and is turning so she is facing Hilary.
"Hilary you would look great in this hat why don't you try it?"
"Sure why not."
And when she said that Mariah is starting to take the hat off her head but it don't work so she pulls harder and with a ritsching sound Mariah stands with the hat in her hands and on her head is some, (giggle) bald spots.
"What is wrong why are you looking in me like that?"
"Uhm Mariah your hair." Ray says trying to not laugh.
"What about it, did I get hat hair or something?"
"Well you got something." Max says before he burst out in laugh.
Mariah looks confused at the others and the she searches the room after a mirror and meanwhile the bladers is desperately trying to not laugh at her, or almost everyone is but they are getting weaker and some of them has already given up and rolls around on the floor laughing.
"Oh, look I found a mirror… Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My hair my beautiful hair!"
"And that was funny."
"Saph that was extremely mean." Says Sinja while she looks at me disappointed.
"What! Oh her hair, well I am intending to give her some Hair grow out the only thing that actually works, in the end of the today but if you don't think I should do that…"
"That is not what I said."
"I know, and don't worry Mariah fans she is going to have her hair to grow back again, and it is not that noticeable, lol. But now so you guys won't kill me for this another clip from Get Sugar High With Max."
"Welcome back for another clip from Get Sugar High With Max!"
"Hi and welcome I am still Sapphire Angels Devil and that was my newly hired announcer that introduced the show. Since Oliver has run away", looks angrily at the direction he ran at, "we now have a new guest so give it up for Tyson!"
Cricket's chirps can be heard but after a while a voice is heard
"Yay, hi Tyson!"
"Well uhm, thank you for the applause Max", I say and thinks; did he not see the sign that says BE QUIET OR ELLS, ¨shrugs¨. (A/N if you had not guessed it already I am not a Tyson fangirl now back to the story) "And now… Tyson are you ready."
"Yes… Ready for what?"
I am doing the anime fall.
"For the challenge, of course."
"Oh that."
I say quietly "Baka." (A/N Baka idiot in Japanese)
"Tyson and Max are going to have a; who can eat the most sugar in the shortest time race. Are you guys ready?"
"Ready, yum." Max says and smiles
"Ready for what?" Tyson says and looks at me with a confused look on his face. I then hit Tyson on the head with my trusty mallet.
"You really are an air head Tyson, but now begin."
And the eating starts, but do to how hideous they eat we can not send that part so you just have to satisfy with the end and your imagination.
"And the winner is… Max…"
"What but I ate most the shortest time!"
"That's true but in the rules it says that you get disqualified if you eat the table, the chairs or a camera. And you broke every single one."
"But I was hungry."
Sigh "And that was all for now join us next time in this short and disturbing clips. BYE!"
"Yay, I also want sugar. I want to be in Get Sugar High With Max." Dragon says wagging his tail.
"You would fit right in." Dranzer says.
"Yes I would",big smile.
"Can't he take a sarcasm?"
"It's Dragon we are talking about." Draciel says looking at Drigger that continues.
"Yes but he seems more stupid lately."
"It can be because he is starting to act like his master." Amphilion says and looks at Dranzer that looks like she is going to panic.
O.o "And I can't even understand how master Kai can live with that moron. Let me out of here."
Dragon looks into the cameraman's camera with his tail wagging: BYE!
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Me: Oh long chapter, I really hope this will make it up for you guys just because you had to wait. But now to not make it any longer BYE! Oh and R&R Please.
