The wind is calm the weather is hot and Saph is sitting outside on a chair reading some notes when…
"Hi!"
"Oh hi Tiilia" And with that is Saph still sitting on her chair reading her notes.
"Didn't you get scared?" Tiilia says while she is looking at her creator almost crying.
"Yes I got really scared can't you see that I am shaking and stuff?"
"Yay!" And with that is Tiilia jumping away just as happy as she was coming there. Saph sighs and continue to read her notes.
"Saph…"
"Uhm…?"
"Saph!"
"Yeah…"
Kat who has been screaming walks up to Saph and yells into her ear. "Hey Saph!"
"What?" Saph screams back rubbing her ear. "I am busy"
"Yeah but with what"
"Thinking and stuff"
"Oh because your TV show is on air now"
"It is?" I blink a few times and looks at the cameras filming this "…Oh so that is what the red lamp blinking means"
Kat does the anime fall "Have you seen it?"
"Yes it have been blinking a few days now I was starting to wonder what it was all about"
"So you mean that people have been looking at you reading notes for a few days now"
"I guess so since that is what I have been doing mostly that and studying"
Kat sweat drops "Well then maybe you should go and do something?"
"Oh good idea Kat" Saph stands up "…Okay go do something Kat" Saph sits down again.
"What was that?" I ordered you to do something now do it, I have to think on what to write in my stories…"
"Saph…"
"Yes?" Saph looks up from her papers with a smile that say do you want to say anything important because if you don't I wont be nice because I am busy.
"…Nothing"
"Good" Saph looks on her papers again.
"So what did she say then? Is she going to do the show or what?" Sinja asks Kat who has come back into the control room.
"She told me to take over for today."
"What?"
"Well I think she took the smart one to be in charge"
"Well in that case where is Einstein?"
"Ha ha really funny Sinja…"
"But what did she say for real?"
"She told me to go and do something then she just leaned back on her chair and read her notes"
"So then…"
"Yeah…"
Sinja and Kat looks at each other and then into a camera filming all that is happening, Kat gets a grin on her face and Sinja is looking to her right side.
"Do you think what I am thinking Sinja?"
"I don't think so"
"Well then… I am the one in charge!"
"No I am her oldest OC I am in charge!"
"Yeah right as you can be able to handle all this?"
"Well better than you anyways!"
While they are arguing is Tiilia coming into the room munching on a candy bar. She looks at the two girls arguing and then she walks up to the control panel and presses a buttom. "Commercial!"
"Hi and welcome to this commercial to buy yourself a blader I am your host Sapphire Angels Devil aka Saph. Our first object is the famous French boy Oliver!"
Cameras turn to the green haired boy.
"He can cook and give you fashion advices and he also has a pink unicorn poster that comes in with the buy. If you order him for a day now! Just call in now to this number 117-BUY-A-LOSER-NOW"
"Excuse moi but I am not a loser"
"Pardon moi but have I said that? I just told the viewers the number they should call in and when we get a winning offer you will be rented by them for a whole day…Wait…" Saph listens on the voice in her earplug. "Okay… We have a winning offer on you"
"Mon dieu"
"Lets see your going to a three year old girl from Wien that likes ponies and pancakes."
"Can a three year old call in?"
"Hey I am just telling what I heard now sch! And she is willing to pay…" A drum roll can be heard "3 euro for you! Congratulations Oliver now you're officially worth 3 euro"
"That can't be right!"
"Oh but it is and now follow Kat that is standing there in the corner with a rope and she will take you to the plane that is going to ship you there and it is up to you if she will use force or not."
Oliver grumbles but follows Kat out from the room.
"Okay then our next offer for today is this… eh male specie called Robert"
Roberts walks into the room
"He will do anything for you now start the offers!"
"I am not going to do anything for them"
"Oh yeah right, remember we have boring story guarantee on this one so you wont have to listen on any of the boring stories he might have"
"They are not boring!"
"Yeah right" Saph yawns "If you say so…" Saph stands still for a while jumping on the spot before a peeping sound can be heard "Oh we have a wining offer!"
"Finally"
"Lets see you will go to a plant school in Denmark for 2 euros and the reason they want you is that you would make an excellent scarecrow."
"What?"
"Well follow Sinja and she will take you to the plane"
Robert sighs but follows the girl.
"Stay toned for more but first look at the main show. The network says we have to put some real show in every fifteenth minuet so see you all later!"
"Fun commercial! Dragoon says while wagging his tail."
"Yeah but what are they doing now?" Draciel says while focusing his gaze on the TV.
"Maybe playing a game?"
"I don't think so…"
"Move away Dragon we cant see the TV!" The rest of the bit beasts scream looking at him angrily.
"Alright I'll move"
"Oh look they have decided something." Said Draciel when he finally was able see the whole TV screen again.
"Well then it is decided"
"We are both in charge" Kat says with a glare. "What now then?"
"I thought you would know"
"Well I don't"
Tiilia walks up to the two girls with a note in her hand "Look what Saph dropped" Kat takes the note and grins before giving it to Sinja.
"Oh this is the results of who they want us to kick out from the room"
"You go read it and I go fix a few things"
Sinja looks at Kat with a surprised expression on her face but nods and lets the girl walk away.
"Well then in no special order then.
Mariah one vote
Tyson one vote
Enrique one vote"
"Done Sinja!"
"What have you done now?"
"Oh nothing special at all" Kat says with an innocent look on her face. "Just pull a string and then wait"
"I don't know about that" Sinja looks at Kat and then at the three ropes and then again at Kat "Tiilia you pick one"
"Yay!" Tiilia walks up to the strings "Is there any candy on the other side?"
"Just pick one"
"Okay Kat" Tiilia smiles and then takes a string with a green knob on. She pulls it and a clock can be heard followed by a scream.
"Kat what just happened?" Sinja is looking at Kat with confused look on her face,
"Nothing" Kat grins.
"We need to check this out"
"If that is what you want to do…"
"Yeah I think so, just put a commercial on Kat"
"Why not" Kat shrugs and hums a tone while looking after the right commercial.
"Hi and welcome back to Buy yourself a Blader with us now we have Enrique who thinks he is God's gift to all the women out there, does anyone wanna pay anything for this guy?"
"Hi chicas it is me Enrique doesn't anyone want to date me?"
Saph sighs "OMG he has a big ego, wonder if it is bigger than his wallet must be?" A ringing sound can be heard. "Oh it is done now"
"So what beautiful girl did I get then?"
"Let's see watch out for a big ego got a total of three biddings"
"It must have been supermodels"
"Nope the ones bidding was… Miss Ethel a 89 year old widow and your mom"
"What?" Enrique blushes
"But the wining offer with the whole sum of 8 euros came from… Your teacher!"
"What!"
"That's right and he says that the first thing you should do is to start and study the WW2 before you move on to all the other stuff you have been sneaking away from."
"Oh no"
"Well then some justice actually seems to exists in this world then so just follow Nichi and she will get you to your teacher who is waiting outside with your homework"
"He is like Tyson!"
"Quiet Dragoon I want to know who is next"
"But Dranzer I didn't know you was interested"
"Are you kidding? Get your own personal slave for a day."
"You have been spending too much time with Black Dranzer"
"What that hobo please"
"Scch it is continuing" Says Galux and Dranzer sits ready with her phone.
"And our last offer for today is… Kai Hiwatari from the Bladebreackers!"
The live audience gasps for breath and people is running out to get a phone and make a call. That or Tyson backstage farted…
"Well here he is in his whole glory" Saph looks at Kai "So then anything you would want to add?"
"Hmm…"
"Really? Okay then we just have to wait since all the phones broke due to all the callers so we will be right back after the main show!"
Meanwhile the commercial was aired Saph heard a scream coming from the room behind her. She turned around and saw that everything was like it was supposed to, one really deep whole around the room followed by a pool filled with pirayas that was if they got out and came that far and dragons circling around the room.
"Wait a minuet, dragons'!" Said Saph and looked at the dragons' circling around in the air. "I thought I told Kat that we shouldn't buy those they eat too much… Ah well then" Saph looks at the dragons and snaps her fingers witch teleports the beasts away. "I love my fingers some times"
Knock knock…
"Who can it be?" Said, Dragoon while he walked up to open the door.
"You don't think that…"
"I am afraid that" Was Galux answer to Dranzers question when they heard.
"Mom Dad and Uncle Fred what are you guys doing here?" The beasts in the room sweat dropped when they heard him.
"I am not going to tell him!" Were most of the beasts response but meanwhile was Salamolyon walking up to Dragoon.
"Dragoon"
"Yeah"
"They aren't your parents"
"What… Are you sure?"
"Yes I am sure"
"How can you be that?"
"Well it is because" Salamolyon takes a deep breath and continues in a darker voice. "Because Dragoon I am your father" (A/N For those who don't know I am going to give you all a hint Darth Vader)
"Daddy!"
"Oh, oh…" Salamolyon runs away with Dragoon behind him "See I dared now give me the money Wolborg!"
"When did you?" Said Draciel while he turned to face the wolf beats.
"Who cares now just enjoy they show"
"Okay!"
"Daddy!"
"It was a joke I am not your father!"
"Daddy I want a bike can you get me a bike!"
"No!"
"I want it to be red Daddy!"
Inside the tiny room with the bladers-
"What just happened?"
"I don't know Ray. Hey does anyone know what happened!"
"No Tyson we don't know what happened but…"
"Yeah Kenny?"
"Can you move away you are crushing me!"
"Sorry Chief"
"What happened?"
"Hilary I just asked that"
"Well I have the right to ask to!"
"Not when I said it first!"
"Will they never stop arguing?" Said Max to Ray while they helped the rest of the people in the room up from the floor
"I don't think so."
"Hey where is Ian?"
"Huh?" Hilary and Tyson stop their argument and looks at Tala.
"I thought you knew where all the people in your team where"
"Do I look like his mom?"
"Well maybe if you whore a pink dress then…"
"Tyson!"
"Alright, alright what is it now Hilary?"
"Don't be so insensitive one of them is missing cant you see that they are worried"
"Not really"
"Nope" Said Spencer and looked at Bryan.
"Don't look at me."
"Hey guys look!"
"What is it Max!"
"Ian is outside!"
"He is what!" When Tyson screamed that back to his friend everyone took that as a que and ran to the little window that was showing the outside world.
"How did he get out?"
"Don't think about that now Kenny if he got out there has to be some way that we can get out"
"Yeah but where would that be Tyson?"
"How should I know that?"
"Gah!" The characters do the animefall and then the cameras moves away to the outside world with Ian and me.
Outside the room
"How did I get out?"
"Good question"
"huh?" Ian looks at Saph still sitting reading her notes. "It is you!"
"Yes I am I and you are Ian now when we got that clear how did you get out?"
"I don't know the room started to move and I just ended up here"
"Ohhh… really." Saph looks at her notes and thinks for a few minuets.
"Ehhh…"
"Yes?"
"Can I go?"
"Do you really think I would leave you outside if you couldn't walk away?"
Ian doesn't answer that he just runs away, laughing like a maniac.
"I am free! No more of Tyson's smelly socks"
"But if I where him I would have waited on the buss it takes a week to walk out of this dessert." Saph sigs and looks at her notes ones again when she hears noice.
"Kat what did you do!"
"Do you really think I did something?"
"Yes!"
"It was Tiilia who pulled the string"
"Well that was because you told her to"
"No I asked you but you asked Tiilia"
"Your impossible better for you no one got out, oh hi Saph!"...
"I want to get out to!"
"Calm down Mariah"
"No I won't calm down Kevin look what they did to my hair!" (A/N No it has not grown out completely yet)
"Mariah"
"Yes Ray?" Mariah turns to Ray with sparkly eyes.
"Arguing doesn't solve the problem we need to think."
"That's right!"
"Think Tyson. I didn't think that was your strong side"
"Don't argue with me Hilary"
"I am not arguing!"
"And now you're screaming!"
"No you are I am not!"
"Can't we leave them in here?" Max asked with a sweat drop. He looked at the others and they just shook their heads in despair.
"So what were you two talking about? Huh Sinja, Kat?"
"Nothing Saph"
"Just that Kat is stupid"
"No I am not!"
"Yes you are!"
"Calm down or I send you both to the North Pole!"
The two girls stop their argument.
"Go away now I am not done with my work yet"
"But…"
"Now Kat"
"Fine"
The three girls walks away to the control room again.
"She is going to flip when she finds out"
"Well then we just have to be somewhere ells, right Sinja?"
"Well what do you say… China?"
"Works with me"
"Hi and welcome back to Buy yourself a Blader! We are now trying to find the wining bid on Kai"
The only one that didn't run away to the phone sits in the audience and claps ¨it's¨ hands.
"Tanks you… Oh finally I got the result everyone!" When Saph said that she heard the sound of people's feet's when they ran back to their seats.
"Okay and now the result the wining bid was on… uhm I don't think I can say this out loud because I will break my tongue but the winner is…Kai himself?"
Kai smirks and walks up with a cheque.
"I knew I shouldn't have let him keep his phone"
Kai the walks away and the audience watches him do that.
"Well uhm… okay then!" Saph smiles. "That was all for now stay tuned for more next time!" Saph looks at the audience leaving the room and when it is empty.
"Hey Kai wait up!" She runs after him.
"Sorry you didn't get him Dranzer"
"Well you win and you lose Dragoon but… can't you let Salamolyon go? His screaming is a bit annoying"
"No daddy is going to buy me a bike first"
"I said that I am not your father!"
"You can't trick me this time daddy"
"I'm not your dad!"
"Daddy loves me" And with that is Dragoon hugging his ¨cough¨ father harder giving him a nice shade of blue on his face.
Saph sits with her notes everything is quiet when…
"There I am done now we can start the show"
A person in the camera staff walks up to Saph and whispers in her ear
"What do you mean the show is over?"
He runs away and the camera shows Saph.
"Ah well then" She smiles "I guess you all have to join us next time in Beyblade In A tiny Room then. I hope you enjoyed the show even though I don't know what happened in it, but anyways join us next time at the same channel, time and tube" Saph waves and the screen gets black and then it gets bright and shows Sinja and Kat both wearing a kimono.
"Do you think she knows yet?"
"I don't know Kat but well we deserv some vacation right?"
"Right" She licks on a ice cream and they keep on walking.
"But where is Tiilia?"
"I thought you knew"
The two girls looks at each other before they say the same thing "Oh no…!"
"Sinja Kat look I found a new pet!"
Kat looks at the direction and Sinja turns her head away
"Please don't say that it is what I think it is"
"Well I am sorry to let you down but that is Godzilla"
"I told you to not say it"
"I am going to name him Fluffy!"
"Run?"
"Way ahead of you Sinja!