I don't own FFX or any of that stuff. This was a short and stupid fanfic my cousin Luke and I thought up during Easter on a sugar rush. While reading the Guide Book, when we cam across Seymour Natus and Mortibody, I thought my cousin read poripoty. So in our hyper ness we came up with this little fic and I wrote it. Enjoy!
Seymour Natus and Portipoty
Auron: Our only objective is to destroy Seymour and get get out of Bevelle.
Tidus: Got it!
"Later"
Tidus: There's Seymour... what is that?
Wakka: It's a...portipoty?
'Silence'
Everyone (except Seymour): 'Laughing'
"Battle Begins"
Tidus (Trigger Command): Ha ha! Bed-wetter!
'Seymour attacks Tidus with multie-blizzaga and instantly KO's him'
Auron: 'Phoenix Down'
Yuna (Trigger Command): 'Laughing hysterically'
Auron (Trigger Command): 'Shakes head, then attacks Portipoty'
Tidus: What are you doing?
Auron: Well, if we attack Potipoty, it will eventually die, leaving Seymour
no place to... "release" himself. Thus, his bladder will explode, killing
him... again.
Seymour: How can you be so heartless? So what if I have an overactive
bladder! It isn't my fault!
Yuna: I wonder if he has a bed gaurd? Ewww! And I married him! Oh, that
is..nasty!
Seymour: I don't have a bed guard!
Rikku: So...do you wear diapers?
Seymour: Uh, no comment.
Tidus: Aha! So you DO wear diapers! I knew it! Wakka you owe me 16,000 gil!
'Seymour uses Blizzara and damages Tidus, then Wakka uses his blitzball and
KO's the blonde'
Lulu: I swear. You are all children. 'Uses Phoenix Down and brings Tidus
back to life' But still Maester Seymour, they have medications.
Seymour: Well, uh, I have a fear of taking pills.
'Silence'
Rikku: 'Smacks forehead' Man this guy's pathetic.
Seymour: Uh, excuse me. 'Runs into Portipoty'
Auron: I give up! 'Slams his blade into the ground' We can be on our way to
Zanarkand right now, instead of wasting our time on this! 'Points at
Potipoty' The sooner we defeat Sin, the sooner I can die in peace!
'Silence'
Rikku: You're dead?
Yuna: 'Faints'
Wakka: What the...?
Lulu: 'Blank stare'
Kimhari: What Kimhari miss?
Tidus: 'Scratching head' Who'd a thunk it?
End