A/N: Hi, guys! Tessy here. Know you're waiting for the next part of Truth or Dare, but LB and I are having 'creative differences.' I say the scene's too mushy; he says it has to be that mushy. Oh well. While we have that fight, I wrote a little silly thing. Have fun. :)
DISCLAIMER: I still own nothing. In fact, I may own less than nothing. For P.K.; it was kinda your idea.
"I LOVE HARRY POTTER!" Draco Malfoy screamed from his place atop the Slytherin table. He leapt off the table and ran to the Gryffindor table where Harry awaited.
"I love you, too, Dracy-poo!" Harry yelled as he rose to meet Draco. Their arms wrapped around each other and they kissed the way thirsting men drink. Then, as one, they turned and ran from the Great Hall giggling like little girls.
"What the hell just happened?" Snape asked. Dumbledore opened his mouth to admonish the Potions master for such language around children and instantly decided against it.
"What the hell did just happen?" came out instead.
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Hannah Abbot shrieked as Harry Potter rushed into Greenhouse Three. Ernie MacMillian stood up and prepared to yell at Harry for interrupting when he was hit in the face with a snowball. Draco had come running in after Harry and was armed with snowballs which he used to pelt Hannah and Ernie while Harry basically threw dirt around. As quickly as the assault had started, it stopped as Harry and Draco ran out holding hands and giggling like little girls.
"What the hell just happened?" Hannah asked Ernie in shock.
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Prof. Trewlaney was puttering around her room, trying to find her crystal ball, when a shriek from behind made her jump. She turned around to see Draco Malfoy gazing into the item she was looking for. He turned toward her and she realized he was in the beyond.
"Before today is out," Draco intoned, "You will be attacked by a madman." Before Trewlaney could ask to the whereabouts of Sirius Black, an overlarge tea cozy came flying through the air. It was followed by several smaller tea cozies, placemats, and coasters. As she shrieked and ducked, Harry began picking up tablecloths to throw. One draped itself over Trewlaney's head causing her to become tangled. She hit the ground hard. Suddenly, there was a sound like little girls giggling. When she had finally freed herself, the Divination Mistress sat up to view an empty room.
"What the hell just happened?"
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Draco and Harry ran into the seventh year Gryffindor boy's dorm and collapsed against the nearest beds laughing.
"That was the funniest thing we've ever done," Harry said between bouts of laughter.
"I have to agree with you, dear." That caused both of them to collapse in a fit of laughter again. Slowly, their features shifted until Fred and George Weasley were left panting on the floor.
"We should do this again," George said. "Can you imagine the looks on everybody's face when Snape kisses Dumbledore in the Great Hall?"
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