There was some information that I had found earlier that I neglected to mention in this story. I'm very mad to say this but…unfortunately…Klaus has a stalker! I was so furious when I found out. But don't worry, it's not Count Olaf. But Duncan was interviewing some people for me and a lot of you might know who this person is. Okay, here's how I found out.
I was in the girl's bathroom washing my hands because Mrs. Bass had me measure a worm. I was the only one in there. When I turned on the faucet the water sprayed everywhere. It sprayed all over the mirror, all over the floor, and got me a little wet too. I walked over and got some paper towel from that dispenser thing. I wiped off the sink and the mirror. I was about to walk over and throw the soaked paper towel in the trash but I almost slipped and fell. So I decided to wipe down the floor too. I got more paper towel, got on my knees and started mopping up the floor. But while I was down there I found a note. I grabbed it and got up off the floor. As I got up, I threw my paper towel away and ran in a bathroom stall to read the note privately incase anyone came in. I opened it. Here's what it said:
Ross M. Houm-
Why are you spying on that new Klaus orphan? He's a nerd! Actually, you two would get along just fine. But how do you know him again? And why do you want me to get information on him? It's like one stalker isn't enough! Ha ha…just kidding.
Well here's what I found out: He likes to read, he has Mrs. Bass's math class before lunch, he has two sisters, his house burnt down, and I think him and that Quagmire twin are together but I'm not so sure. Hope this helps!
-You know who
P.S.
The World is Quiet Here…oh! and say hi to your step dad for me!
I spent a few days working on this note. I found that the name Ross M. Houm isn't from anyone in our school-or at least that's what Duncan said- but instead, it's an anagram for Mushrooms. Which I found very weird until I actually had a chance to look though this photo album without crying. There was this picture of a girl with black hair and glasses with triangular frames. The picture wasn't very old. Maybe one or two years. But below the picture were the words Future Mycologist. And incase you didn't know, mycologist is a word which here means "Someone who does research on mushrooms." I took the picture out of the photo album and flipped it over incase anything was written on the back. And there was. Two words that made me very jealous later and still kind of do. Those words were Fiona Widdershins.