A/N: This is pretty short, but I hope you'll find it funny anyway. Besides I'm soon travelling 'Down Under' (Australia) for some time, so if the updates are exceptionally long, that's because! Enjoy... )
Cat – a – Strophe!
Chapter 8
It surely was madness, beyond madness!
After an unknown period of screaming in horror, Minerva buried her head in her hands while trying to block out the so well-known laughter coming from beside her, for Albus Dumbledore was done screaming and was now on the edge of weeping with laughter.
After a time of being horrified by the image of himself in that... ahem outfit – Albus found it quite amusing. In fact it was rather comical. He knew though that Minerva would quite possible never find it amusing, perhaps a few years later, but definitely not before. She hated being laughed at, or humiliated, even though it was in a friendly way.
"Minerva..."
No response.
"Minerva, it's not as hideous as it looks..."
Still no response.
Putting an arm around her he whispered in her ear: "What's wrong, dear?"
"What do you think, stupid? This is most possibly the worst day of my life," she mumbled, "Can't you disappear me, or do me invisible," she then pleaded, still not looking up from her hands.
"I'm afraid not"
"Of course you can, you're just enjoying this too much for your own good," she hissed.
"Grumpy witch!"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME," she stormed, and was finally looking up from her hideout, the fury evident in her eyes.
"Nothing, my dear," Albus hurried to say his face paling.
"Don't you give me that innocent look, I heard you correctly, OLD CRACKPOT!"
"Crackpot?"
"Yes, you blasted chunk of shit!"
"WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MINERVA MCGONAGALL?"
"Ha-ha," she half-laughed in dark sarcasm.
"You started it yourself, self-absorbed amoeba!"
And that was how 'The Lethal Death Starring Contest' started between The Headmaster and his deputy of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Having followed the conversation discreetly, the Order sighed, as yet again the two great magicians started to call each other rude names.
"Oh crap, here we go again," stated Lupin and went out of the kitchen, the rest followed him, leaving Minerva and Albus alone.
They were still starring furiously at each other waiting for the other to blink, unfortunately for us; they were both Masters in the ability to stare a person to death, so naturally the contest lasted a 'long' while. Therefore we just skip a little ahead in the story...
Further...
It suddenly 'clicked' for Minerva, not because Albus was making some shrewd face, or that she had to blink with her eyes. No, this was something altogether different. For as she had been starring at him trying to think of the worst way to torture him, she had noticed their outfits again; his outfit. She tried to keep a straight face as bubbles of laughter were trying to creep out of her mouth. She was unsuccessful.
"Oh Merlin – HAR-HAR HAR-HAR..."
Not feeling slightly happy over winning the starring contest, Albus wondered what on earth had made Minerva McGonagall laugh that uncontrollable. It quite bugged him.
"OH GOD!"
"No, it's A-L-B-U-S, not G-O-D," he quipped, feeling his funny moods returning. He couldn't help grinning like, indeed, an old crackpot fool.
It didn't help.
"Do – ha-ha – I look like – ha-ha – that," she managed between hysterical laughing.
"Like what?" He thought she had finally cracked, as he had no clue whatsoever to her enquiry.
His question was answered by a series of giggling.
"Albus, the bunny, Dumbledore... HAR-HAR..."
"No, you look more ridiculous," he answered; now knowing she was referring to their bunny costumes.
For Moody had indeed with his spell transformed their clothing into a pink bunny costume. It looked extraordinarily silly.
Minerva's laughter began to grow on Albus, and the next moment he found himself bubbling with laughter too, lying on the table next to his deputy. This was ludicrous! Strange madness!
He found himself thinking of how utterly mad this day had been up till now, and he wondered...
Hey Wait A Tick!
"MINERVA ELLYDION MCGONAGALL, WHERE'S MY SHERBET LEMON!!!"
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A/N: Yup, as I said at the top, this is rather short, but I hope you like it. And the next chapter will probably take a very very very long time. But if it does, I'll promise you it will be really long and funny.
Portkeys Miss-Mione: You hereby have my sincerely apologies for ending this chapter with yet another cliffy. Sorry. I'll try my best to write another chapter as quickly as possible but since I don't know how often I'll have a computer to write on, and I'm travelling around, sightseeing, I think it's gonna take some time. )
Elena: They're of course laughing at those ridiculous bunny costumes. Heh heh, I would laugh too.
Ennui-EAF: Can I put ten sickles on the professor from Scotland too, can I? Heh heh heh, nobody can resist McGonagall stares pointedly )
TheNash: Thanks. I love making people laugh. )
Banana Princess: Lmao. You know, the "WOMAN! GET BACK IN HERE WITH MY SHERBET LEMON!" is absolutely one of my favourites too. Heh heh heh. I hope you like this small chapter too. )
Intelligent Witch: Thanks, for not falling asleep, ) Heh heh, that line about you've gotten to a stage where you can read almost anything, made me laugh for mere hours. Cya )
Ginger newts: Of course it's OOC, every parodies are, heh heh heh. About them ending up together... as one of favourites authors always says, Read and find out! Heh heh heh, but I could give you a little hint... They might. Or they might not. Who knows... (Aren't I supposed to know!!!) )
Mugglemin: Mugglemin, mugglemin, mugglemin... I totally took it as a compliment when you said I was nut. Tell me I'm evil, and I'll be flattered ) The capital of Estonia, huh! So, are they treating you nicely? You know what? Reading your review made me laugh so loud I swear someone phoned from fifty miles away to tell me, to shut up! Drunk! Heh heh heh! I bet chapter 7 was particularly funny then. Stares pointedly I guess in your 'tipsy' stage you might have thought they were perhaps, naked! Heh heh heh! I actually considered it, but then the pink bunny costumes invaded my mind and I was bought. Have a good time, cya, )
Leviathan Ashes: Funny, but cruel! I like that. Well I guess now I'm evil, but funny! Yet another cliffy, and the next chapter will take long... It even makes me sad...
Angeldust-aka-Evilwoman: Thanks, )
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