Michi: Chapter 2! This is all about September! Read... please! And a review would be nice! Now one person said to me, "I never heard a cat say, "Nyaa!" Well I may not have spelled it correctly but in Japan they think cats say "Nyaa" So since I'm a Japan freak I used that way! Clear things up for ya? Good!

Disclaimer: Just because I don't own Hamtaro doesn't mean I have to write a disclaimer every chapter!

Narrator: We find the ham-hams on their first day of school. They were split up into different classes so they weren't expecting to see many of their friends.

Kid 1: Did you hear about the two kids? Cappy and Penelope was it? Cappy's only 12 and he's in 8th grade.

Kid 2: Yeah! And Penelope's only 11 and she in 8th grade too!

Cappy: Come on, Penelope! It'll be fun! (Walks inside the class with Penelope)

Everyone: (Stares)

Penelope: Hello!

Everyone: (Stares)

Cappy: Come on Penelope! Let's just sit down! Everyone looks so mean!

Penelope: Ok... (They sit down in the front row with 2 seats next to them)

Pashmina: (Walks in) Hello? Penelope!

Penelope: Pashmina!

Pashmina: Why are you in 8th grade?

Cappy: Hi, Pashmina!

Pashmina: Why aren't you in 7th grade Cappy?

Cappy: They say I'm intelligent!

Pashmina: Ok... I never thought I'd see the day Cappy would be called intelligent! (Laughs very loudly)

Penelope: Pashmina!

Pashmina: Yeah?

Penelope: Stop laughing! Sit down! Everyone's staring!

Everyone: (Stares at Pashmina)

Pashmina: Ok, then! I'll just go sit down! (Sits down next to Penelope)

Narrator: Everyone talked and talked about really nothing. Some paper airplanes started flying and hit Pashmina's head. The bell rang and the door began to open. A man walked in.

Man: Hello, class! Take out your books, your binder, and a pen and do page 7 as I write my name on the board.

Class: Ok! (Everyone takes out a book, binder, and pen)

Pashmina: (Writes in her text book)

Cappy: Pashmina! You write the answers in the binder!

Pashmina: So what?

(The door flies open)

Hamtaro: I'm sorry I'm late! I couldn't find the room so I asked this teacher but she wouldn't stop talking to me about nothing and once she stopped talking the bell rang and...

Man: That's ok! Now go sit next to um...

Pashmina: Pashmina!

Man: Ok! So since it looks like everyone's here I'll tell you my name! I'm Mr. Hobolincolnstopataredlightpurpleiscoolormaybe...

Pashmina: How long is his name?

Cappy: How much can he write on the board?

Hamtaro: How can I spell that?

Penelope: I feel sorry for him because when he was a kid he had to spell out his name on tests! He must have been a total failure because the whole test was his last name!

Hamtaro: You're right!

Cappy: How do you think he became a teacher if he failed all his tests?

Penelope: I dunno!

Narrator: Everyone began doing every problem in their math books. The teacher continued to spell out his ridiculously long name. Soon the bell rang.

Hamtaro: I think I like school! No projects or homework in Math!

Narrator: The classes went differently. Some were boring like Spelling, some were easy like Gym, and others were funny like Math. The ham-hams wondered if he was still writing his name. Now we join another group of ham-hams at lunch.

Oxnard: Ahh! It's a nightmare!

Sandy: What?

Maxwell: He's scared of the food! He says it's poison.

Oxnard: Ahh! It burns!

Sandy: I see!

Oxnard: I mean! Look at this pizza! (Holds up a green, smelly pizza) Doesn't that look a little sickening?

Maxwell: Yeah... but I didn't get the pizza so I really don't care if it gives you food poisoning!

Oxnard: Gee... how nice of you...

Sandy: Well, I pack my, like, own lunch! (Holds up a paper bag) It's equipped with a turkey sandwich, sunflower seeds, a soda, and, like, the best brownies ever!

Oxnard: You have sunflower seeds! Could I have some, please?

Sandy: Well...

Oxnard: Oh come on!

Sandy: Oh fine! (Hands him a sunflower seed)

Oxnard: What? This is such a minuscule seed! (Eats it) But it's so delicious! (Licks hands) I need more! Sandy! Please! Give! (Shakes her) Me! (Shakes her more) MORE! (Shakes her very hard)

Maxwell: Oxnard! Calm down!

Oxnard: Must have! Sunflower! Seeds!

Sandy: You can have them! (Throws the bag to him and he starts to devour the seeds)

Maxwell: Man, he really needs some help.

Narrator: After school the ham-hams headed home. We now are joining another group of ham-hams on bus 13.

Panda: I hope we get home soon!

Bijou: Me too...

Howdy: No! Pashmina likes me!

Dexter: No me!

Howdy: What makes you think that?

Dexter: Well, I'm smart, nice, good looking, and don't make stupid jokes!

Howdy: Name one time I have made a bad joke!

Dexter: Let's see... today during Health class!

Howdy: Hey! That was a good joke!

Dexter: Yeah... right.

Howdy: You finally see what I'm talking about!

Dexter: No! I was being sarcastic!

Howdy: How do I know you're not being sarcastic about being sarcastic?

Dexter: Well, I... wait... what?

Howdy: You heard me!

Pashmina: And to think we could have avoided this whole fight.

Stan: Yeah...

Pashmina: Oh, hi Stan! Where's Sandy?

Stan: Cheerleading practice... Where's Penelope?

Pashmina: Soccer try outs!

Bijou: Really? Great!

Howdy: Well why don't you just ask her Dexter?

Dexter: Fine! I will!

Pashmina: Ask me what?

Howdy: How did you know we were talking about you? Oh, never mind! Dexter has something to ask you!

Dexter: No I don't!

Howdy: Sure you do!

Pashmina: Just ask me, Dexter!

Dexter: Fine... Pashmina... (Blushes) Who do you... like?

Pashmina: (Blushes) Well... I like... I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings but...

Howdy: Yes?

Dexter: Yes?

Stan: Yes?

Pashmina: I like... Stan!

Stan: (Blushes) I...

Howdy and Dexter: (On the verge of tears) Well...

Stan: I...

Pashmina: (Smiles) I like you, Stan... I like you a lot!

Stan: I like you too!

Dexter: At least... she's happy... right Howdy?

Howdy: (Crying on Dexter's shoulder) Why!

Bus Driver: Ok! Last stop! Everyone off!

Narrator: So everyone was having an ok start of the year! Except Boss!

Boss: Boy it sure is boring here at the clubhouse!

Narrator: But he managed to live through September! Who knows! Maybe October will be better for him!

Michi: How was it? This chapter was a little insane ! At least I added that bus scene! It brought some romance to the story! I'm sorry all you Dexter&Pashmina or Howdy&Pashmina fans! Don't hate me! Anyone who doesn't hate me R&R please!