One day Charmy was lookin' for some hot stuff. He went down the street and tried to find the right person to ask out on a date. He couldn't find any one he liked , he was no longer straight and now was bi. In the corner of his eye, Charmy saw Tails, the fox. Charmy flew over to Tails and said "How you doin'?" Tails whined "Fiiiiiiiiine" Charmy went to make his move and then Cream shouted "Charmy! Tails! I love you guys!" Charmy looked disgusted and flew off and Tails said "I'm over you, you little nuisance" Cream cried and said "Fine, I'll get Charmy to date me and you'll be jealous you jerk!" Cream flew off in Charmy's direction. Tails shook his head and walked off.
Charmy found Tails the next day. He readied to approach him but Cream ran up to Charmy and said "Charmy, will you be my boyfriend!" Charmy looked horrified and said "Ewwww, that's disgusting! I don't love you!" He then turned to Tails and said "Will you go out with me?" Tails had his turn to be horrified and said "No! I only have enough gayness to love Sonic! He's my man!" Creams then cried out "Both of my loves are GAY!" And ran off. She was crying and said "You guys are weird!" Charmy said "I don't care about you Tails and ESPECIALLY not you Cream!" He then flew off with anger.
Tails went to go see Sonic at his house , he needed some love after his rough day. He slowly landed on the ground and walked to his door. He opened it really slowly to create suspense. He walked in and his jaw dropped, he saw Amy and Sonic getting naughty on the couch. Tails said "Sonic how could you?" Sonic replied "Tails, she paid me, honest!" Amy said "You mean that's why you wanted my credit card?" Sonic said "How about you come back later, Tails." Tails said "I thought you loved me!" Amy said "Too bad, he's all mine!" Tails got mad and said "No, he's mine, you slut!" Amy said "Look who's talking, Sonic rapest!" Sonic was getting scared and backed off. Tails said "You messed with the wrong gay fox!" Amy said "You messed with the wrong horny hedge hog!" They began to fight on the floor. Sonic said "Umm… I'll go get a cheeseburger with the money I got from Amy… Bye!" Amy said "I'll be in bed when you're done honey!" Tails said "No, I will!" Sonic ran out of the house.
To be continued…