Truth Or Dare? I think...

A/N: Hey! I'm sorry if I sound mean, but I just got out of a fight with my EVIL (who's 3 years older) half-sister. I was just yelling at her and she was yelling at me. She's mad because I like my other (older & NICER) half-sister better. I don't really know, though. My mean sister is a Freshman and my nice sister is a Senior. I'm gonna miss my oldest sister! She's going to UVA. Only three more years until my evil half-sister leaves! I'm counting down the years and when it gets to the last year, I'm gonna start counting down days! I'm gonna become a vegetarian(sp?)! I love animals too much to actually like eating them after they're tortured and them killed to make food. My oldest sister is a vegetarian(I'm NOT following her footsteps 'cause she's my favorite!), too. This is the LONGEST author's not I've ever done! I'm proud of myself! LOL! I hope you like this chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha.

Chapter 3:

----Recap----

"I dare you to stop groping-" She started, but was interupted by the shouts of glee from Kagome and Sango. They were doing happy dances(Kagome got up from Inu's lap). InuYasha looked slightly sad, but quickly covered it up. "For one WHOLE day." She finished. Kagome and Sango stopped doing their happy dances and looked at Kanna, shocked. Here come the complaints.

"A DAY!"

"Only a day! Unfair!"

----End Recap----

Miroku still looked sad. No groping for a day meant no more fun or happiness for a WHOLE day. InuYasha laughed at the look on Miroku's face.

"Fine." Miroku pouted. He put his arms together in a very InuYasha-like way. InuYasha laughed harder, if possible and Miroku sent him a death glare. Suddenly, Miroku got an idea. He would make InuYasha pay for his rudeness.

"InuYasha truth or dare?" He asked. It was InuYasha's turn to gulp(physically, this time). He hid it and put up his tough-guy act.

"Feh! I choose dare!" He said even though his answer scared the shit out of him, but he didn't show it. Why did his pride have to get in the way all the time?

"I dare you to act like me!" Miroku said happily. InuYasha's eyes went as wide as a hundred plates. Kagome and Sango stared at him, horrified. There was a silence in the room. Everyone looked at InuYasha and he stared at Miroku.

20 minutes later...

Finally, InuYasha stopped staring and gulped. He knew what he had to do. Kagome was sitting next to him when everyone was staring. Right now she was talking to Sango about some makeup. He inched his hand closer to her backside.

Closer...

Even closer...

One inch until-

BAM His hand landed on her backside with a smack. She screamed and turned around with her hand raised. WHAMO She slapped him so hard, he went flying into the wall. Koga laughed his head off as he slowly peeled hmself off the wall. Sesshomaru and Naraku weren't even watching anymore because they were more into their own conversation about boas, makeup, and good tea types and recipes.

"I'm telling you, green tea is the best!" Sesshomaru argued.

"Nuh-uh! Sweet tea ROCKS!" Naraku yelled back. Sesshomaru clung to his newly drycleaned boa and wrapped it around himself so that only his eyes were visible.

"Yoiu're WIERD! HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE GREEN TEA!"

"EASILY!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"ONLY IF YOU DO!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!"

Sesshomaru and Naraku turned around to find their worst fears confirmed.

Their eyes widened to the size of dinner plates.

Their mouths opened up in an identical scream.

Want to know what they are screaming?...

"AAAAAAAH! NO! NOT SESEAME STREET! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

A/N: Hey! I hope you liked this chappie! Please read and review! I want to thank my two reviewers:

kagome330 - Heheh... Thankies! I'm glad you liked it!I'm gonna put up more and more chapters when my exams end this Friday! I also wanna make a IYYYH crossover... Heheh... I'm slightly hyper!

FireSpriteHiashi - I'm glad you liked it! I'll try to be nicer to Koga! Don't worry... Thankies! I love making people laugh!

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skittleschan out!