Truth Or Dare? I Think...VERY CREEPY!

A/M:Hey! I'm so happy! 4 people reviewed for the 3rd chapter! This is the best so far! I hope you like this chapter! There's some inukag fluff in this chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha.

Chapter 4:

----Recap----

Sesshomaru and Naraku turned around to find their worst fears confirmed.

Their eyes widened to the size of dinner plates.

Their mouths opened up in an identical scream.

Want to know what they are screaming?...

"AAAAAAAH! NO! NOT SESEAME STREET! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

----End Recap----

Everyone looked at them and found that behind Naraku and Sesshomaru is...

Elmo and everyone else from Seseame Street holding bloodied pitchforks, knives, swords, and almost every other type of weapon known to man.

"EVIL SESEAME STREET!" InuYasha yells at everyone. "RUN!"

Everyone that wasn't a part of the evil Seseame Street ran for their lives away from the Cookie Monster who was using his mouth to suck up everything he can like a street sweeper.

"These cookies taste good!" He tells them. Elmo tries some.

"It IS good!" He told them and they all stopped chasing them to eat the cookies! Yum...

With InuYasha and co.

"InuYasha!" Kagome yells. InuYasha, who is holding her, looks at her.

"What?" He asks.

"Don't grope me!" He sighed. He was dared to act like Miroku. He groped her around 7 times now and he still hasn't asked Miroku's famous question. The sad thing is...

He's addicted to groping.

"Kagome?" He asks.

"Yeah?"

"Good! You just answered my question!" He said. She looks at him.

"What question?" She asked him.

"If you would bear my child." He says proudly.

"You never said that!"

"No, but I was thinking it!"

"HENTAI! DON'T EVER GROPE ME!"

"Fine, but I'm still on Miroku's dare." At this, Miroku starting walking proudly.

"Sesshomaru and Naraku was with them, but they weren't calm at all.

They were hysterical.

"Those evil puppets! They wouldn't let us get any cookies!" Sesshomaru whined.

"I know! Hmph!" Naraku started crying. Sesshomaru looked at him and starting crying, too. Soon, they were holding on to each other while crying their eyes out. Shippe walking up to them.

"Um... Are you guys gay?" He asked. They both looked at him. Then, at each other.

"I don't know... Are we?" Naraku asked Sesshomaru.

"I don't know either." He told him. Shippo was wide eyed.

"M-m-m-m-mommy!" He screamed. "Naraku and Sesshomaru are gay!"

Kagome heard his cry, ran away from InuYasha who followed her, pulled Shippo away from the two gay people,and sat him down next to Sango. She crouched down and told him that Sesshomaru was playing around, but she didn't tell him that she doesn't know about Naraku. He's creepy enough to be gay. InuYasha was right behind Kagome and was slowly placing his hand on her backside. Miroku saw this, ran behind InuYasha, and pushed him on top of Kagome. He ran back to Sango's side and they started up a conversation. Shippo was staring wide eyed at his mother who was underneath the inuhanyou who always made fun of him.

"Get off of me InuYasha." Kagome told him. She was pinned to the ground on her stomach with someone on top of her.

"No," He told her back.

"Please?"

"No."

"Get your hand off of my backside right now, InuYasha!" She screamed as she felt something on her.

"Fine." He removed his hand, but he still stayed on top of her. All of a sudden, he flipped her over, but stayed on top.

"GET OFF!" She screamed. He stayed on top of her with his hand on her shoulder.

He never answered. Kagome heard some light snoring. She sighed. He was even stronger when he was asleep(NOT THAT WAY! EEEEEEW!) and heavier. Miorku and Sango looked at them.

"So... We should continue Truth or Dare! Who goes now?" He asked. Sango sighed.

"InuYasha is." She told him.

"But, he's sleeping." Miorku told her. He was very confused.

"It's his turn. He was the last person to get asked.

"Asked to bear his child? Way to go, Kagome!"

A/N: Hey! This was the worst chapter yet! My friends made me put in the perverted scene. They scare me sometimes... Heheh... Please review! I'm not even gonna ask if you liked it 'cause I know it was really slow in the funny side. My mom found a lizard and I named it George!

skittleschan out!