Author's notes: If you're a fan of Envy I'm sorry. The other characters kind of…dog him out.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you put characters from FMA into a single house? Well here is an idea

The day is warm, quiet, and seems perfect.

Envy: Hey shrimp where's breakfast!

Ed: I don't know have you tried looking in your ass?

Envy: you little freak of…

Hughes: Now, now you two. There's no need to fight. Why not take some time and adore my little Elysia!

Ed & Envy: Why would we! And stop bragging.

Winry: Throws wrenches at them. Would you shut up! Besides breakfast is getting cold!

Ed: You little…

Winry: How dare you, you damn shrimp

Envy: Oh how cute. Ed and his girlfriend, fighting.

Winry: Shut up you bag man!

Everyone: ………

Envy: You …..!

Roy: Slices Envy with a Fire sword.

Roy: Be quiet you piece of crap

Envy: At least I can be crap

Everyone: Sick. I don't want to be a piece of shit!

Envy: Why do I feel out numbered?

Afternoon:

Al: I'm bored.

Ed: Yeah. Me too.

Roy: I know, let's act like each other and the person who does the best impersonation wins 100,000k.

Ed: I accept. I'll be you Roy.

Roy: … . . Fine I'll be Envy.

Envy: I'll be Ed.

Hughes: Winry, Al & I will be the judges.

Ed: If I had a wish I'd wish to be the king of the military.

Roy: twitches

Envy: I'm so short…..

Ed: You asshole!

Hughes, Al, & Winry: This could be interesting.

Three hours later

Roy: No one can tell if I'm a girl or a boy. You'd think it would be easy to tell.

Ed: Cries from trying to stop from laughing.

Envy: That's it!

Envy claws at Roy to only be burnt. Ed and everyone else is enjoying the fight.

Roy: Finally, I'm out of here.

Winry: Yay, I'm free! Now I can check out all the new automail parts!

Ed: Yes! I'm finally away from Roy!

And everyone survived, except Envy.

Envy: Come back here you mother…..

Everyone: SHUT UP!

Note: This is my first FanFic. So if I did bad, it's okay. 