Title: Die today
Rating: pg-13 for now
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Summery: Blah. That is all I have to say. Nothing more. Nothing less. Just, Blah. That one word describes me, my life, and well everything about me. Blah.
AU: Twighlight hasn't happened… I like Jesse as a ghost… with the scar… sadly my Jesse is very much alive and has no scar, despite my constant efforts to give him one... Oh yeah… and I don't love him
Chapter 1: Suze Simon, Blah
Suze POV:
Blah. That is all I have to say. Nothing more. Nothing less. Just, Blah. That one word describes me, my life, and well everything about me. Blah.
I might seem like a very boring person to you, but that is because I am. Well hopefully not to everyone, but I think the sad truth is, I am a loser now. A Blah Blah Blah loser. I wasn't always a blah blah blah loser. I was ok until I died. Well, I am not dead but I feel dead. My world is crashing down on me, and my life is practically destroyed.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
O. Just the phone… Duh Suze.
"Hello?" I said
"Hey Suze!" said the voice on the other side of the line
"Sorry, you have called the wrong number, this is the number for the blah blah blah losers"
"God Suze, your not still pissed about Gina being murdered are you?"
"Shut up"
"Whatever. Listen I am on my way over. Don't do anything stupid."
"What stupid thing have I ever done or would do?"
"Good bye Suze"
"Blah"
I hung up the phone. See how pooie my life is. I can protest to anything but nothing changes. I will never be free again. Never ever never. Blah. Since there seemed to be no stopping to my misery, I decided to climb in to my bed and act comatose until someone noticed I had fallen of the face of the earth. Blah.
Unfortunately, this did not have quite the effect I wanted. First Jesse popped in to see why I had funeral music playing so loudly.
"My life has run away. I am dead." I said to which he replied with a sigh before leaving again. So like a ghost. Pretend to care what is wrong, and then just go! Blah.
I had just closed my eyes when Dad dropped in.
"Happy Birthday Suze!" he said
Great. It was my birthday. And I chose to mope. Yay for me. I am such a blah blah blah loser. Moo.
"Gee thanks Dad." I said in as cheery a voice I could manage. Perfect, expressionless monotone. Yay.
Dad just looked at me. Blah.
"I am sorry for not being more thrilled to see you. I have just decided that today I died."
"What happened?"
I could not tell him. He was my father. He had no right in knowing that I was depressed because I am the only teen with out a real boyfriend. So I told him I felt like a bowl of fried dung. Eventually he left , and I was alone again. But then Ceecee showed up as she had said on the phone. I should defiantly unplug that crap machine. Blah.
She wouldn't just nock on my door once or twice, no. She banged on it until I came and opened it for her. Blah.
Ceecee was dressed in all white. Every bit of her was white except her eyes. I was in everyway her opposite. She was happy and wearing white. I was sad and wearing black. Yay.
"Suze, are you still pissed just because some random lunatic boyfriend she chose decided to kill her?" she said acting as if this happened to her every day.
"No" I replied vaguely sarcastic.
"Then why?"
"Because I am old."
"No"
"Yes"
"Tell the truth"
"No"
"Yes"
"No, you already know so shut up."
"No"
"Yes"
"Don't be so mean. No wonder you have like no friends."
"Good night" and with that said, I climbed back in to bed and continued acting comatose. Blah.
But of course, since I wanted to be left alone, Adam came by. He spent thirty minutes standing by my bed acting like Barony. Blah
If the world was ruled by llamas and I was a llama at least I could run around naked. This is what I think in my spare time. My life is very much like a blob of blah blah blah goo. Blah.
And with this lovely thought in my mind, I fell asleep.
Jesse's POV:
Today I had just come back to Susannah's house from Father Dominic's office, when I heard loud music. The same exact song as played at my funeral. I went up to Susannah's room to see what was wrong. When I got to her room, I could tell there was nothing to do to cheer her up so I just left her to be. I thought it was for the better.
After leaving her room, I went to the library. Since it was closed I could read whatever I wanted to read. I stayed there all night then returned to Susannah.
When I got there I went up to her room to see if she was ready for school. She was still asleep and when I attempted to wake her up, I was punched in the dick. So I went to tell Father Dominic that Susannah would not be joining us today again.
I am very worried about Susannah, she has been mopping for days, but I had to do something with my time, so I decided to help Father Dominic out. Nothing better to do.
AU: So… how was it? Review please.