Hello all, I'm ShadowhawkV2 and this is my first fanficton soooo review please. Now what am I supposed to do? Oh yeah don't get sued, I don't own any of the Zelda characters, if I did do you think I'd be wasting my time writing this.
"TWO BLOODY YEARS!" That's how long I spent in that hellhole. Trust me yelling that is much better than listening to Ganondorf yelling Link, Link over and over and over. I guess I should introduce myself, I'm Shadow Link a being created from the heroes' very shadow. After Link defeated me I was banished to… well I guess I should start from the beginning.
Two and a half years earlier…
"Shadow Link, get in here!" Ganondorf screamed with a noise that only he could make, actually him and an elephant that just got stabbed in the foot while being pinched on every centimeter of visible skin. As I walked through the doors I saw something that if any other person saw it they would probably go to a mental institute. In that room was a dragon sticking its head through a window, a ghost with no arms and eyeballs on it hands, two witches riding brooms, a man with a jewel in his forehead, and… a pool of water? Guess Ganondorf had an accident.
"You called, oh ugly one" I retorted in my usual manner of politeness.
"I'll forget you said that" he calmly replied as he walked to a window. He is Ganondorf, the King of the Gerudos, a society made up of only women, ohhhhhhh just half an hour there. Unfortunately they kill any men who go there, your probably wondering how they have a King of the Gerudos, or how they have kids at all? It seems that every hundred or so years a man is born and he will be the King of the Gerudos, or something like that. He has a yellow jewel in his forehead, red hair, and slightly green skin, yes he is a funny looking guy.
"You…should…treat..man….bet..ter" the big dragon slowly made out. That dragon is Volvagia. He was resurrected by Ganondorf and has the IQ of a rock. Long and red with the ability to breathe fire, I gotta admit he is a force to be reckoned with. The ghost gave out a slight chuckle. He is my only friend in this group, Bongo Bongo is his name. We have many good laughs at Ganondorf.
"Yes, yes" said the two witches at the exact same time "let Ganondorf talk." They are Twinrova, yes they are both Twinrova. Butt-ugly hags who have a thing for Ganondorf, I guess freaks attract each other.
"As you know" Ganondorf continued "Link is searching for the medallions, he already destroyed my Phantom Ganon and if Volvagia can't defeat him-"
"You want me to take him on, right?"
"No, I want you to help Morpha in the Water Temple" he gestured to the pool of water.
"YOU WANT ME TO LISTEN TO A POOL OF WATER?"
Just at that moment the pool of water writhed and pulled me into the air.
"Listennnnn sssmaaalll oonnnne" It said in a watery voice "IIII ooonnlly aaskkk oooneee tthhingg oofff yyyoouu, ddddooonn't ddddiieee."
I smirked and said "don't worry I won't die, I super mega hate losing."
The next events are a blur, Link arriving, clashes of metal, fire then I was in the dark realm. I thought I'd be there forever, but one day a hole opened in the realm and before Ganondorf noticed I went through and-
ShadowhawkV2 here, sorry to leave you hanging but I thought it was a great way to end. So sit tight and review or I'll send flying monkeys to your house.