A cross of Harry Potter and Real life Happenings
The Secret Life of Severus Snape
Disclaimer: I do not own any of J. K. Rowling's characters and I admit that, but please keep an open mind about this story. I promise you, it will be good.
Chapter 1: Severus Snape
Professor Snape was a teacher at Hogwarts. He taught Potions there for several years.
He hates almost everyone on the planet.
But he is still somehow human because he shows the emotion of………LOVE!
Yes, I know it is unthinkable, but oh so very true.
We have proof of it, and that proof is this story.
Okay, Lily and Chaki are the best of friends, and they both had made it into Hogwarts 6 years ago.
They were now seventh year students with Harry Ron and Hermione.
They had mostly the same classes as Harry Ron and Hermione, but they had the same exact schedules.
They did have a former friend named Monica, but Monica raped Malfoy and was expelled, and got fully pissed at her.
They had Snape first and last every single day. It was complete torture.
They had him first for potions.
They had him last because he also taught them a class about having special moments. There were actual demonstrations and Snape forced us to have partners.
Luckily, Lily and Chaki were inventors, and they luckily invented a special potion that would make Snape completely blank and forget that they are in his sex ed class.
It lasted 1 full week the potion and they used the time as a free period.
They constantly had to slip the potion into his drink.
He completely forgot after that 1 week they had to take it before the potion was invented. Chaki and I vowed to never go to that horrid class again. Here, is why.
GUESS YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT AND FIND OUT IN CHAPTER TWO!