Chapter 2: Flashback
Snape began teaching the class at the beginning of the year after drawing straws.
Snape had this evil look on his face and we instantly knew that this was SNAPES REVENGE!
We started off with the scariest movie in the world, oh about, well, yea.
SPECIAL MOMENTS!
EEK!
The Slytherins paid complete attention since they are a great load of perverts.
But the Gryffindors were cowering under their desks like normal unperverted people.
And to make it even worse, the narrator of the horror movie was talking in an extremely girly voice, as though he was talking to a small child of the age of about 3-5.
Then, just when Chaki and I thought it couldn't possibly get any worse, it did.
There was a clip of Snape and Patty.
They did a striptease for each other.
Then they had intimate special moments.
And made out for several hours.
And we were very afraid.
It was scary.
Lily was screaming, "AHHHHH!" and "IT BURNS!"
This was, the ultimate in scary horror movies.
This is all I have for now, but I promise that soon there will be more chapters. I obviously have too much time on my hands and I have nooooo life………..SORRY! I WAS MUMBLING ON AIMLESSLY!
Soon, there will be a 3rd chapter, but only if people review will I post it this week.