Harry Potter: Cheese God
Harry Potter was very annoyed. He was late for Christmas shopping with his best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Six months late, in fact… He knew he should have fixed his alarm clock.
In his hurry, he grabbed the first thing he could find, but forgot that bananas should not be used as portkeys due to their squishy insides. Casting the spell Portus , he pictured a shop in Diagon Alley. Unfortunately, due to the squishiness of the banana, the shop squishified into something resembling an orang utan. (Please note that Harry was not very awake, and his imagination was limited anyway.)
He grabbed the portkey and disappeared in an orange cloud of thick smoke.
Looking around him, Harry was surprised to find himself face-to-face with an angry looking orang utan. He was even more disturbed to find that he was 20 feet high up a giant tree. Fortunately for Harry, he had sat in chewing gum the previous year, while riding his broomstick and it was still firmly attached to his pyjama trousers. (Thank goodness he forgot to get dressed…)
He mounted the broomstick (with difficulty as he was sitting on a branch) and kicked off. The cushioning charms had worn off during the time the broom had been stuck to his pyjamas, so he was cross-eyed by the time he landed on the ground.
He looked around him.