Chapter six.
Axmilli
Suddenly, out of nowhere. This fic went all slashy! And Ax had hot wild andilite tail/tentacle sex with EVERYBODY!
And visser three was really actually just misunderstood! And then he had sex with some chick too! And they fell in love! For no explicable reason! And she was psychic! And so was everyone else! But then she had a tumor! and she was dying! and visser three was like NOOOOO! I LUV J0000!""""" and then she was like visser three im dyink no no no he screamed and she was OK again! Because of the Ewllemist! "be better!" said the ellimut and she was like OK! so then there were some Yeerks and they were like, visser three! Verily what art thou doing? And he weas like. Because you all suck! Znd I totally love this chick! And she was like visser you too! And then Jake came, and he had WILD SEX WITH EVERYBoDY! and the h some hurk banjos came, and they were like "we are sooo stupid! Tobias!" and then tobias came and he had wild sex with the chick who visser three fell in love with! and her name was Mary Sue! And she could morph too! And then she was like "tobais be my boyfriend" and he was like OMG mary Sue I luv u so so so much! I luv u more than NEthing!" And then she and tobias went awway. And they had some kids. Too, a boy and a girl, and they were twins. And they had other kids too. Then tobias's brother came and he was really an evil clone. They fight. Then tobias is dead, and mary sue says "noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and she cried and her teears get on tobias and he comes \back to lyfe. Because of the ellemist. Who was also in love with mary sue. And then tobias came back and beat his evil twin clone who was really his son. And then tobias married mary sue. And her daughter had a tumor too and married ax. The end!