A/N: FF.net is just cruel. Many authors, myself included, have lost reviews
over the past week due to the technical difficulties. I lost five of my
reviews so I apologize to those people who sent them- I have no clue who
you are but thank you, I appreciate you taking the time to review even
though I can't see them:( Anyway, just one IMPORTANT note that I hope
everyone reads: despite what I may lead you all to believe, there will
indeed be romance in this story. It is, after all, a romance/humor fic. But
have patience for it will all happen in due time. Like I always say, I'm
tying to do something different. In my story, one kiss doesn't lead to: I
love you, you're my soulmate yada yada yada... There really is no such
thing as happily ever after. Happiness is just a state of mind... The rest
is a state of physical pain..:) You have been duly warned. Do not read
whilst drinking spewable liquids.
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As it is customary to relate the weather condition whilst beginning a new chapter, we find ourselves in stormy weather both in and outside the palace walls. Outside, it was raining cats and dogs. Please raise your hands if you have realized that this author has written bad weather for the sole purpose of utilizing another pun, shamelessly. Well done, perceptive audience.
On the inside, however, it was a different story. Ladies and gentlemen, do not ignore that nauseas feeling lurking in the pits of thy stomachs, for indeed the phrase 'dog eat dog' was coined to breed such an involuntary physical reaction. How many more ridiculous dog phrases are lurking about in life's wilderness? One can only wonder. How many of those are actually pun-able? Tis painful even imagining it. But most importantly, how many of them will this author use and abuse before this story is through? Only time and suffering will tell... And trust me, they have a lot to say.
After that last rather 'interesting' scene, a very crisp and perhaps overdone Sesshoumaru sat in one corner of the room, trying not to think about his smoldering person. Let us not forget that he is also discovering new ways to breathe, namely, any other way than the conventional and highly overrated 'breathe through your nose' routine. Pitiful humans, always taking the easy way out.
Meanwhile, Rin was on edge...once again. *Ok enough of this. We have to think of something or else we're going to be one person less in this room...and -I'm- not going anywhere.* "Sesshoumaru-sama... What's the plan? Or would you rather sulk while I think of something?" He said nothing. He wasn't taking the bait. How...annoying.
"Would it kill you to smile once in a while??" *Do you even know how?* Well that got his attention alright.
"It will kill -you- if you do not silence yourself." *This Sesshoumaru is too busy dealing with himself at the moment, he does not need an additional pain in his- *
"Well excuse me. But don't mind me saying that you've not only turned into a hanyou but also into an even bigger grouch than you were before." *Goodness knows why I love you...and it still can't be explained.*
Sesshoumaru snapped up from his daze and his ears started twitching. He was still smoldering, in more ways than one, and trust me, he kinda loses the 'cute' effect when he gets like that.
"How dare you talk to me in such a manner you ingrate... Now silence... I have come to the conclusion that since I, Sesshoumaru, surpass you in many an area, including age, you shall follow my example. As long as we are under the same roof, this Sesshoumaru's word is as the word of the Gods. Disagreement is not an option." *Although this Sesshoumaru is certain that that is the only option you will strive for.*
*Sheesh I get the idea.* "Fine dad..."
"What was that???" he asked, utterly stunned and somewhat panicked. *Does she.see me... as a father????*
"Hellooo... I was joking. Joke. Woohooo- just a joke... What an idiot..." Rin was waving a hand in front of his face but it really wasn't helping. He did look sweet when he was lost in confusion and sulking. But, after a while, it starts getting' kinda scary. I mean come on, this is Sesshoumaru we're talking about- the Lord of the Western Lands, Youkai extraordinaire, Mr. I'd-rather-crack-your-head-than-crack-a-smile. Yeah, THAT Sesshoumaru.
*I know how to solve this problem.* "You know Sesshoumaru-sama, you're starting to act more like Inuyasha by the minute." *And it's really unnerving your little Rin.* Oooh child... I bet they heard that one all the way in the Lord of the Rings category...
But just as Sesshoumaru's eyes started to bulge out of their sockets, Rin continued with: "Speaking of which, I wish we could go visit Inuyasha and Kagome. I'm sure your niece and nephew miss their uncle Sesshoumaru," she finished with a cute smile on her face and stars in her eyes.
"I care not." *Though I am still stronger than that worthless half-breed, even in this miserable state.*
*Humph. Like I care if you care.* "Oh come on Sesshoumaru-sama pleeeease. I -am- their aunt...technically anyways..."
"Indeed, some minor technicalities are unfortunately unavoidable..."
"Oh bite me. But wait- you've already done that!" *Alright count to ten...* "And of course we can't forget to let your brother and his wife know about what else you've done." *57, 58, 59...it's not working...*
"Half-brother. And perhaps we may. That is, only after they get over the shock of what -you- have done." *She is young and mindless...young and mindless...*
"At least the kids like me more than they like you!" *Or they did when they were babies anyways... Hmmm, maybe I should stop sticking my tongue out at him...*
*I, Sesshoumaru say feh to that.* "It is not this Sesshoumaru's fault that the brats have no sense of family and refuse to stop crying the moment I come near them. Although, I do wonder just how long you will last in that house with your god-awful stench. Kagome would certainly not be happy if Inuyasha took a liking to it..." *Not to mention that I would rip the fool's intestines out, feed them to him and then rip them out again.*
"Eeeeeeeeew how can you even -think- that! Pervert..." *I hate it when he gives me new nightmare material.*
"How dare- "
"Alright alright forget it!... Forget the damn in-laws sheesh..."
And that was quite enough of that. I think that that argument was doomed before she even started talking.
They sat in silence for a few minutes but Rin couldn't stop thinking about the kids. She wondered what they looked like. Did they resemble Inuyasha more or Kagome? Who did they resemble more, personality-wise? Did either of them look like Sesshoumaru? So many questions, such short tempers...
*Though I know you're not- * "Aren't you at least a little curious as to what the kids look like now, Sesshoumaru-sama?"
Is a raised eyebrow answer enough to that question?
"I bet they're adorable... I know I was a really cute kid. Come on Sesshoumaru-sama, admit it, you know I was. That's why you couldn't let me go... *Who could? I don't blame you...*
"Indeed you were... *Is it not strange how the virtues of childhood last for such a short time.*
"Aw Sesshoumaru-sama... You're making me blush. You -can- be sweet." *And see, it hasn't killed you now has it?*
"Of course I can you nitwit. It is by choice that this Sesshoumaru does not make a habit of it."
"And so I choose to ignore the first part of that sentence in which you degrade me- you shameless bag of fleas- ahem... I wonder what you were like as a child... many a millennia ago. *Hehe. You old prude.*
"Humph... One would think that a human would be grateful that their mate were older and more experienced." *Ungrateful little- *
*Oh please, quit lying to yourself.* "I'm sure -you're- just thankful that I'm sweet and innocent...and that's only because you got to me when I was only seven. Wow, it really has been a long time." (A/N: it really pains me not to use the 'too damn long' joke but I'm fightin' the urge here...)
"Sweet and innocent? Do not change the topic to someone else Rin."
"Grrr I -was- talking about myself." *Might as well change the subject before I end up doing something -he'll- regret making me do.* "Say Sesshoumaru-sama, I've been wondering...when's my birthday? I mean, I know when my birthday is but since I died and you brought me back, doesn't that also count as a birthday? And if it does, when was it exactly?" *Can I getta happy birthday, resurrection day, anything?*
"No it does not count." *Especially since this Sesshoumaru hasn't the faintest idea when it was that he brought you back.*
*Oooh I know that look.* "You have no idea when it was you brought me back do you?" she asked dryly. Some people just know each other a little -too- well.
"Silence. You shall not mock this Sesshoumaru's memory. Of course I remember." What a whopper...and I ain't talkin' Burger King...
Enter favorite Gal number one...
*You jackass. Have you no experience with women!? Huh forget I asked that... Couldn't you have just said that you don't remember? She's gonna be mad at you either way...
Exactly. Which is why I, Sesshoumaru, will not allow my pride to be damaged in the process.
What pride?
The one that the miserable human is ruthlessly trampling on.
I wonder who she gets this so-called 'ruthlessness' from...
Need you ask? This Sesshoumaru is somewhat proud...*
Rin successfully brought him back in touch with reality. "Hmmm yes I'm sure you -do- remember." *And I was born yesterday...* "So please continue Sesshoumaru-sama. What -were- you like as a child?" *Inquiring minds want to know.*
Strangely enough, Sesshoumaru got a distant look in his eyes and his voice softened. Ah, the days of youth. "I was only 25 when I took my first life...(A/N: Now think, he's still a baby at 25. We're talking like can't walk can't talk sorta thing...sigh...why can't they just stay that way...) I am told that that imbecile cat youkai never knew what hit him."
*Please tell me you're joking.* "Ehehe...please tell me you're joking."
*Does it look like this Sesshoumaru is joking?* "......"
*!!!!* "Which heartless God let you take care of me!!!"
*A worthy question.* "I do not know... but he too shall feel this Sesshoumaru's wrath someday..."
"Yeah yeah, you know you love me..." *I said that out loud, didn't I?*
*This Sesshoumaru's ears do not deceive him, she said that out loud.* "I believe it is the other way around."
*Over Jaken's dead body.* "You have no way of proving that."
"I have my talons, which should be more than adequate proof if you continue this charade."
"I-I-m n-not scared of you! * I -can- lie, I WILL lie.* "And I can always scream for someone to save me if necessary!"
"Indeed. And I wonder who would save you from -him-" *Do not argue with me, woman. I am not 273 years old. I am 25 with 248 years of experience.*
"Then again, who says I'd actually want anyone to save me?" *Hmmm...I'm getting better at this.*
*Is that so?* That did it. The eyebrow in question was raised once again. Since that was the way she wanted to play this game, Sesshoumaru decided to set some new rules. HIS rules. Thus, he grabbed her hand, pushed her out the door and closed it behind him. He also made sure that she couldn't get through the door of her room. Coming back into his own room, he leaned against his door, smirking both inside and out. Ever hear the term "laughing his ass off"? Well, no asses were laughed off but so much the better for I do believe that we all enjoy Sesshoumaru's ass where it is.
Meanwhile, on the other side...of the door, that is.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! How could you!! Let me iiiin!!! I hear them... oh no... Let me iiiiiin! Bastard..." Hey, desperate times call for desperate language.
"Such foul language does not befit a young lady Rin." *And flattery will get you nowhere.*
"Damn you! Let me iiiiiiin! You call yourself my mate you fluffy oaf!!! Damn you. Lemme iiiiiin!!!
"It is three simple words that this Sesshoumaru requires..." *Even -you- are capable of that.*
"How dare you try and take advantage of me! Of all the nerve! I've got words for you alright." *Try dog breath on for size...It should fit impeccably.*
"Now now -mate-, limit yourself to three..."
"How can you joke at a time like this! Aaaaaaa you $^O)P)(*^^$#@$#%^%&^*())&* etc. etc. etc....... 30 seconds later, Rin is out of breath and Sesshoumaru is speechless, his vocabulary having extended considerably.
But soon she started hearing strange sounds getting closer and closer. Needless to say, Sesshoumaru could sense some of his servants advancing, not to mention their urges for...ahem...'friendship' so he finally opened the door and a petrified Rin came crashing down into his arms. The door closed once again.
She looked at him with tears in her eyes as her lower lip started to tremble. And then it came... "Waaaaaaaaaaaaah Sesshoumaru-samaaaaaaaa..." She started, sobbing within his embrace. Such a tender moment it was as she cried into his chest. When has this ever been a good thing? *I have not yet begun to kill.*
Sesshoumaru was proud of himself. He finally had the upper hand and, dare this author say it, a decent amount of control over his little minion. "Shhhh...Perhaps now you understand the importance of obedience..." he said while stroking her hair. Obedience? After that stunt? Not bloody likely.
"Sesshoumaru-sama..." and there go those famous last words. "Take THAT!" Now as a female, I do not know exactly how it feels to have someone's knee punch into my ahem...lower region, where the sun don't shine but, as a male, I'm sure Sesshoumaru does. Yes, I believe he knows -exactly- what that feels like. Tsk tsk...no pain no gain.
Enter favorite Gal number two.
*Rin...
I'm in a good mood for once so I'll ask nicely, what the heck do you want?
I give that one a 9.5 for style, 9.0 for form and a perfect 10.0 for sheer impact...ouch...
I feel not the slightest amount of guilt. Just what do you think would have happened to me, or US, if he'd left us out there any longer? Please don't use your imagination, I don't need any mental images right now.
My my... does he look like he's crying to you?
Hmmm...*
Rin towered above the great inu-hanyou who was now writhing on the floor in agony, desperately trying to fight the tears. Author and audience wince as they join hands and attempt to form a hate barrier. Chanting commences. Keep the love people, keep the love. Note to members of audience: please keep audience interaction with animals to a minimum, refrain from throwing love scrolls and do not pet.-Signed: administration.
If Sesshoumaru could only regain strength enough to move a leg or two, (and no, I do not want to hear any 'or three' jokes.) he was ready to set all Hell loose. Little did he realize that Hell was standing above him at that very moment, in all her blazing glory. I am woman, hear me bitch.
"Don't you ever- and I mean EVER- try something stupid like that ever again- EVER! You're heartless, cruel, conniving, immature and downright meaaaaaaaan!" She whined and then started sobbing all over again.
He was trying to talk, he really was but maaan... Isn't it funny how we take small things like, oh shall we say, the powers of speech and respiration, for granted? Well, never again for this Sesshoumaru...
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Meanwhile... somewhere dark... think dark chocolate kinda dark... think 'but mommy, I'm afraid of the dark' kinda dark... think, you blew every damn fuse in the house and you're gonna be in the dark 'til kingdom come kinda dark... yeah, that's the dark we're going for.
Who says witches are the only ones they burn at stakes? Not this author...and I must say that I have also made a believer out of Jaken... he'll send you a postcard...well...if they ever find all of his ashes, that is...
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As it is customary to relate the weather condition whilst beginning a new chapter, we find ourselves in stormy weather both in and outside the palace walls. Outside, it was raining cats and dogs. Please raise your hands if you have realized that this author has written bad weather for the sole purpose of utilizing another pun, shamelessly. Well done, perceptive audience.
On the inside, however, it was a different story. Ladies and gentlemen, do not ignore that nauseas feeling lurking in the pits of thy stomachs, for indeed the phrase 'dog eat dog' was coined to breed such an involuntary physical reaction. How many more ridiculous dog phrases are lurking about in life's wilderness? One can only wonder. How many of those are actually pun-able? Tis painful even imagining it. But most importantly, how many of them will this author use and abuse before this story is through? Only time and suffering will tell... And trust me, they have a lot to say.
After that last rather 'interesting' scene, a very crisp and perhaps overdone Sesshoumaru sat in one corner of the room, trying not to think about his smoldering person. Let us not forget that he is also discovering new ways to breathe, namely, any other way than the conventional and highly overrated 'breathe through your nose' routine. Pitiful humans, always taking the easy way out.
Meanwhile, Rin was on edge...once again. *Ok enough of this. We have to think of something or else we're going to be one person less in this room...and -I'm- not going anywhere.* "Sesshoumaru-sama... What's the plan? Or would you rather sulk while I think of something?" He said nothing. He wasn't taking the bait. How...annoying.
"Would it kill you to smile once in a while??" *Do you even know how?* Well that got his attention alright.
"It will kill -you- if you do not silence yourself." *This Sesshoumaru is too busy dealing with himself at the moment, he does not need an additional pain in his- *
"Well excuse me. But don't mind me saying that you've not only turned into a hanyou but also into an even bigger grouch than you were before." *Goodness knows why I love you...and it still can't be explained.*
Sesshoumaru snapped up from his daze and his ears started twitching. He was still smoldering, in more ways than one, and trust me, he kinda loses the 'cute' effect when he gets like that.
"How dare you talk to me in such a manner you ingrate... Now silence... I have come to the conclusion that since I, Sesshoumaru, surpass you in many an area, including age, you shall follow my example. As long as we are under the same roof, this Sesshoumaru's word is as the word of the Gods. Disagreement is not an option." *Although this Sesshoumaru is certain that that is the only option you will strive for.*
*Sheesh I get the idea.* "Fine dad..."
"What was that???" he asked, utterly stunned and somewhat panicked. *Does she.see me... as a father????*
"Hellooo... I was joking. Joke. Woohooo- just a joke... What an idiot..." Rin was waving a hand in front of his face but it really wasn't helping. He did look sweet when he was lost in confusion and sulking. But, after a while, it starts getting' kinda scary. I mean come on, this is Sesshoumaru we're talking about- the Lord of the Western Lands, Youkai extraordinaire, Mr. I'd-rather-crack-your-head-than-crack-a-smile. Yeah, THAT Sesshoumaru.
*I know how to solve this problem.* "You know Sesshoumaru-sama, you're starting to act more like Inuyasha by the minute." *And it's really unnerving your little Rin.* Oooh child... I bet they heard that one all the way in the Lord of the Rings category...
But just as Sesshoumaru's eyes started to bulge out of their sockets, Rin continued with: "Speaking of which, I wish we could go visit Inuyasha and Kagome. I'm sure your niece and nephew miss their uncle Sesshoumaru," she finished with a cute smile on her face and stars in her eyes.
"I care not." *Though I am still stronger than that worthless half-breed, even in this miserable state.*
*Humph. Like I care if you care.* "Oh come on Sesshoumaru-sama pleeeease. I -am- their aunt...technically anyways..."
"Indeed, some minor technicalities are unfortunately unavoidable..."
"Oh bite me. But wait- you've already done that!" *Alright count to ten...* "And of course we can't forget to let your brother and his wife know about what else you've done." *57, 58, 59...it's not working...*
"Half-brother. And perhaps we may. That is, only after they get over the shock of what -you- have done." *She is young and mindless...young and mindless...*
"At least the kids like me more than they like you!" *Or they did when they were babies anyways... Hmmm, maybe I should stop sticking my tongue out at him...*
*I, Sesshoumaru say feh to that.* "It is not this Sesshoumaru's fault that the brats have no sense of family and refuse to stop crying the moment I come near them. Although, I do wonder just how long you will last in that house with your god-awful stench. Kagome would certainly not be happy if Inuyasha took a liking to it..." *Not to mention that I would rip the fool's intestines out, feed them to him and then rip them out again.*
"Eeeeeeeeew how can you even -think- that! Pervert..." *I hate it when he gives me new nightmare material.*
"How dare- "
"Alright alright forget it!... Forget the damn in-laws sheesh..."
And that was quite enough of that. I think that that argument was doomed before she even started talking.
They sat in silence for a few minutes but Rin couldn't stop thinking about the kids. She wondered what they looked like. Did they resemble Inuyasha more or Kagome? Who did they resemble more, personality-wise? Did either of them look like Sesshoumaru? So many questions, such short tempers...
*Though I know you're not- * "Aren't you at least a little curious as to what the kids look like now, Sesshoumaru-sama?"
Is a raised eyebrow answer enough to that question?
"I bet they're adorable... I know I was a really cute kid. Come on Sesshoumaru-sama, admit it, you know I was. That's why you couldn't let me go... *Who could? I don't blame you...*
"Indeed you were... *Is it not strange how the virtues of childhood last for such a short time.*
"Aw Sesshoumaru-sama... You're making me blush. You -can- be sweet." *And see, it hasn't killed you now has it?*
"Of course I can you nitwit. It is by choice that this Sesshoumaru does not make a habit of it."
"And so I choose to ignore the first part of that sentence in which you degrade me- you shameless bag of fleas- ahem... I wonder what you were like as a child... many a millennia ago. *Hehe. You old prude.*
"Humph... One would think that a human would be grateful that their mate were older and more experienced." *Ungrateful little- *
*Oh please, quit lying to yourself.* "I'm sure -you're- just thankful that I'm sweet and innocent...and that's only because you got to me when I was only seven. Wow, it really has been a long time." (A/N: it really pains me not to use the 'too damn long' joke but I'm fightin' the urge here...)
"Sweet and innocent? Do not change the topic to someone else Rin."
"Grrr I -was- talking about myself." *Might as well change the subject before I end up doing something -he'll- regret making me do.* "Say Sesshoumaru-sama, I've been wondering...when's my birthday? I mean, I know when my birthday is but since I died and you brought me back, doesn't that also count as a birthday? And if it does, when was it exactly?" *Can I getta happy birthday, resurrection day, anything?*
"No it does not count." *Especially since this Sesshoumaru hasn't the faintest idea when it was that he brought you back.*
*Oooh I know that look.* "You have no idea when it was you brought me back do you?" she asked dryly. Some people just know each other a little -too- well.
"Silence. You shall not mock this Sesshoumaru's memory. Of course I remember." What a whopper...and I ain't talkin' Burger King...
Enter favorite Gal number one...
*You jackass. Have you no experience with women!? Huh forget I asked that... Couldn't you have just said that you don't remember? She's gonna be mad at you either way...
Exactly. Which is why I, Sesshoumaru, will not allow my pride to be damaged in the process.
What pride?
The one that the miserable human is ruthlessly trampling on.
I wonder who she gets this so-called 'ruthlessness' from...
Need you ask? This Sesshoumaru is somewhat proud...*
Rin successfully brought him back in touch with reality. "Hmmm yes I'm sure you -do- remember." *And I was born yesterday...* "So please continue Sesshoumaru-sama. What -were- you like as a child?" *Inquiring minds want to know.*
Strangely enough, Sesshoumaru got a distant look in his eyes and his voice softened. Ah, the days of youth. "I was only 25 when I took my first life...(A/N: Now think, he's still a baby at 25. We're talking like can't walk can't talk sorta thing...sigh...why can't they just stay that way...) I am told that that imbecile cat youkai never knew what hit him."
*Please tell me you're joking.* "Ehehe...please tell me you're joking."
*Does it look like this Sesshoumaru is joking?* "......"
*!!!!* "Which heartless God let you take care of me!!!"
*A worthy question.* "I do not know... but he too shall feel this Sesshoumaru's wrath someday..."
"Yeah yeah, you know you love me..." *I said that out loud, didn't I?*
*This Sesshoumaru's ears do not deceive him, she said that out loud.* "I believe it is the other way around."
*Over Jaken's dead body.* "You have no way of proving that."
"I have my talons, which should be more than adequate proof if you continue this charade."
"I-I-m n-not scared of you! * I -can- lie, I WILL lie.* "And I can always scream for someone to save me if necessary!"
"Indeed. And I wonder who would save you from -him-" *Do not argue with me, woman. I am not 273 years old. I am 25 with 248 years of experience.*
"Then again, who says I'd actually want anyone to save me?" *Hmmm...I'm getting better at this.*
*Is that so?* That did it. The eyebrow in question was raised once again. Since that was the way she wanted to play this game, Sesshoumaru decided to set some new rules. HIS rules. Thus, he grabbed her hand, pushed her out the door and closed it behind him. He also made sure that she couldn't get through the door of her room. Coming back into his own room, he leaned against his door, smirking both inside and out. Ever hear the term "laughing his ass off"? Well, no asses were laughed off but so much the better for I do believe that we all enjoy Sesshoumaru's ass where it is.
Meanwhile, on the other side...of the door, that is.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! How could you!! Let me iiiin!!! I hear them... oh no... Let me iiiiiin! Bastard..." Hey, desperate times call for desperate language.
"Such foul language does not befit a young lady Rin." *And flattery will get you nowhere.*
"Damn you! Let me iiiiiiin! You call yourself my mate you fluffy oaf!!! Damn you. Lemme iiiiiin!!!
"It is three simple words that this Sesshoumaru requires..." *Even -you- are capable of that.*
"How dare you try and take advantage of me! Of all the nerve! I've got words for you alright." *Try dog breath on for size...It should fit impeccably.*
"Now now -mate-, limit yourself to three..."
"How can you joke at a time like this! Aaaaaaa you $^O)P)(*^^$#@$#%^%&^*())&* etc. etc. etc....... 30 seconds later, Rin is out of breath and Sesshoumaru is speechless, his vocabulary having extended considerably.
But soon she started hearing strange sounds getting closer and closer. Needless to say, Sesshoumaru could sense some of his servants advancing, not to mention their urges for...ahem...'friendship' so he finally opened the door and a petrified Rin came crashing down into his arms. The door closed once again.
She looked at him with tears in her eyes as her lower lip started to tremble. And then it came... "Waaaaaaaaaaaaah Sesshoumaru-samaaaaaaaa..." She started, sobbing within his embrace. Such a tender moment it was as she cried into his chest. When has this ever been a good thing? *I have not yet begun to kill.*
Sesshoumaru was proud of himself. He finally had the upper hand and, dare this author say it, a decent amount of control over his little minion. "Shhhh...Perhaps now you understand the importance of obedience..." he said while stroking her hair. Obedience? After that stunt? Not bloody likely.
"Sesshoumaru-sama..." and there go those famous last words. "Take THAT!" Now as a female, I do not know exactly how it feels to have someone's knee punch into my ahem...lower region, where the sun don't shine but, as a male, I'm sure Sesshoumaru does. Yes, I believe he knows -exactly- what that feels like. Tsk tsk...no pain no gain.
Enter favorite Gal number two.
*Rin...
I'm in a good mood for once so I'll ask nicely, what the heck do you want?
I give that one a 9.5 for style, 9.0 for form and a perfect 10.0 for sheer impact...ouch...
I feel not the slightest amount of guilt. Just what do you think would have happened to me, or US, if he'd left us out there any longer? Please don't use your imagination, I don't need any mental images right now.
My my... does he look like he's crying to you?
Hmmm...*
Rin towered above the great inu-hanyou who was now writhing on the floor in agony, desperately trying to fight the tears. Author and audience wince as they join hands and attempt to form a hate barrier. Chanting commences. Keep the love people, keep the love. Note to members of audience: please keep audience interaction with animals to a minimum, refrain from throwing love scrolls and do not pet.-Signed: administration.
If Sesshoumaru could only regain strength enough to move a leg or two, (and no, I do not want to hear any 'or three' jokes.) he was ready to set all Hell loose. Little did he realize that Hell was standing above him at that very moment, in all her blazing glory. I am woman, hear me bitch.
"Don't you ever- and I mean EVER- try something stupid like that ever again- EVER! You're heartless, cruel, conniving, immature and downright meaaaaaaaan!" She whined and then started sobbing all over again.
He was trying to talk, he really was but maaan... Isn't it funny how we take small things like, oh shall we say, the powers of speech and respiration, for granted? Well, never again for this Sesshoumaru...
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Meanwhile... somewhere dark... think dark chocolate kinda dark... think 'but mommy, I'm afraid of the dark' kinda dark... think, you blew every damn fuse in the house and you're gonna be in the dark 'til kingdom come kinda dark... yeah, that's the dark we're going for.
Who says witches are the only ones they burn at stakes? Not this author...and I must say that I have also made a believer out of Jaken... he'll send you a postcard...well...if they ever find all of his ashes, that is...