To: The miserable mortal responsible for the atrociousness otherwise known as 'That's Why They Call Him Fluffy.'
From: This Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru-sama to the other miserable mortals that plague the lands. I know you are there, and I know where you live.
Pitiful whelp,
You are responsible for these absurdities, unless this Sesshoumaru is mistaken. This Sesshoumaru is –never- mistaken. It is solely due to the rules of honor and fair conduct that I wrote to inform you of your upcoming departure from this Earth. This Sesshoumaru is prepared for your removal. Your –permanent- removal. Which will it be, mortal: this Sesshoumaru's claws or Toukijin? Consider yourself privileged to have a choice. Although, this matter will most likely be handled with Toukijin since I, Sesshoumaru, would rather be in Jaken's company for all of eternity than touch the likes of you.
Furthermore, you would do well note that this Sesshoumaru is in perfect mental and physical condition. That is more than I can say for you. Be afraid, human. For turning me into a hanyou, you will pay. For using that unbearable 'F word,' you will pay. For that bitch of a 'voice,' you will pay. For allowing Rin to win every conceivable argument, you will pay dearly. I am considering decapitating you, ever so slowly, one limb at a time. The thought brings me such pleasure that one such as you would have difficulty fathoming.
I look forward to our meeting,
Sesshoumaru-sama
Author's reply: Sesshoumaru-sama...you seem upset. Did I hit a nerve? And speaking of nerves...leave mine alone. You're just jealous that you only have one voice talking to you whereas all the rest of them are talking to me. I'm not sharing them. Deal with it.
PS: Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Look within your heart,
For the Fluffy in you.