From: Mr. Cricket
To: The heartless author that keeps killing me
CHIIIIIIIIIRP. CHIRPITY CHIRP. CHIRP CHIRPITY CHIRP CHIIIIIRP. Ok?
CHIIIRPT,
CHIRP CHIRP
Author's reply: Ummm...yeah, I didn't catch that last part. Was that a chirpity or a chirp? The world may never know...
