What "I just can't wait to be King" is really saying
I apologize if it's not funny; it's an inside joke, in a way.
Simba, Nala, Both, Zazu, All 3
I am going to be a powerful monarch, so rivals, take caution!
Well, I have never
seen a ruler of animals
With as little follicular growth as him
I am going to be the
star of the show
Like no prince has ever been
I am getting
better at looking at the ground
I am working on my loud, ferocious
snarl
So far, he is a quite banal object
I simply cannot fill the time until I inherit the throne!
No one telling me to
do something When I told you such—
No one saying
go to this place I indicated—
No one says to
desist You do not comprehend—
No one tells
me to look there Look there!
Able to frolic
all during the daylight That is unquestionably away
from--
Able to do it however I want to!
My mind is telling
me that we
Require an in-depth personal conversation
Potentates do not
get counsel
From tiny birds with large beaks, primarily
If this is what's
happening to the kingdom
Don't involve me
Unreachable by
phone, off of the continent called Africa
I would not dangle
around here
This kid is becoming insanely out of my feathered
flying mechanisms
I can scarcely await
my becoming autocrat!
Everyone look port
All people stare at things to their starboard side
In all places where your eyes look I am—
Standing in a bright, white circle of light that sets me apart from all others
You have a little more time to wait until that happens
Let all the
beasts spend all their money and vocalize melodically
So it can be
heard in the migrating groups of animals and on the feathered things
birds fly with
It is going to be Czar Simba's greatest
accomplishment
Oh, I am ecstatic that I will rule Pride Rock!
He is not patient, and wants to rule it now!
Oh, I simply cannot pass the time…
Until I am King!