Chapter 4: Riding on a Train

Dawn, Gohan, Jay, Silent Bob and Suzanne all entered their compartment. Right away, Jay and Silent Bob layed down and right to sleep. Dawn just looked at them, but then realized, sleep might be a good idea. She sat down on the seat accross from Jay and Bob, and invited Gohan to sit next to her.

"I don't know about you, but a few hours sleep sounds good right about now, don't you agree?" Dawn asked.

"Actually, there seems to be a time difference between our demensions, i've haven't been up for very long. Maybe 6 hours or so at the most. I'm not very tired. But don't let that stop you from sleeping. Lack of sleep can be very dangerous."

"Oh, ok then. But what will you do while we sleep?"

"I don't know, maybe poke around a little bit. I've never ridden on a train before. And I could use some food...." the thought of food made Gohan's tummy grumble a little bit. Sayans were known for their eating habits. Gohan waited for Dawn to fall asleep before he got up. He quitely opened the door, for Dawn's sake. The way Jay and Bob were sleeping, nothing could wake them right now. Gohan headed down the tight hallway towards the dinning car, hoping it was still open. He got there, and was relieved to find it still open. Open....yet nearly empty. Other then the tired looking attendant, was a rather large looking gentleman in a trench coat.

"What can i get you young man?" the attendent asked as Gohan aproached.

"I'm pretty hungry. So as much food as possible would be nice. Oh, and something to drink. Thank you." The attendent smiled at him and told him it would be a few minutes, if he would have a seat, he would bring it to him. Gohan took a seat a few feet from the other gentleman. Something about him didn't seem right to Gohan. He felt....weird. The large man just looked at Gohan with what appeared to be blood red eyes. Almost glowing. Gohan met his eyes, and the two of them just stared into each other for a few minutes. Neither one of them backing down from the apparent challenge the other was issueing.

All of the sudden two plates were placed in front of Gohan. "Here you are. That'll be 15 dollars little man." Gohan appeared to have a thought of realization and said "My friends have all our money, i'll go get some and be right back." The attendent looked a little pitercted, but said "Ok."

Gohan rushed back to the compartment. Everyone was still asleep. Not wanting to wake Dawn, Gohan nudged Jay. "Hey Jay. Wake up. I need 15 dollars." Jay mumbled something completly uncomprehendable and looked up at Gohan.

"Whatcha need dough for shortround?"

"Food. The dinning car is still open, but i didn't know you needed money to eat." At this Jay sat up and shock Silent Bob to wake up.

"Yo, i'm hungry too. Wake up fat ass, we're getting some food....which should make your portly ass happy." Silent Bob got up as well. Leaving Suzanne to watch over Dawn, the three of them headed back down to the food compartment. As the entered, Gohan noticed the same large man was still seated, and his food was waiting for him.

Gohan said to the attendent "These guys are going to pay for my food, plus whatever they get." The attedent nodded in compliance. Jay quickley told him what he and silent bob wanted to eat, and they joined Gohan at his little table.

"Yo, shortround, let me ask you something. You dig Dawnie or what?"

Gohan blushes and answers "What do you mean Jay?"

"Yous want to fuck her or what?" Silent Bob smacks Jay in the arm. "What?"

"I'm not entirerly sure what that means Jay. I've never heard the word 'fuck'.....at least not before i met you."

The large man sitting accross from them looks over and lets out a faint chuckle at what Gohan says.

"Yo, you got a problem over there big man?" The man just looks at him for a second, then back down to what held his attention a few moments before. "Thought so bitch. You don't want to start shit, Jersey represent right here boy." The attendent brings Jay and Silent Bob their food. "I don't know about yous guys, but i need to light me some mother fucking cronic." Gohan looks at Jay a little confused. But Jay just pulls out two nice sized blunts and hands one to silent bob. They both light them up and take a hit. Jay passes his to Gohan. "Here you go shortround, take a hit of this. Its the good shit."

Gohan takes a hit, and all of the sudden his world changes. Unknown to Gohan, pot affects sayans a bit differently then humans.....not that he's complaining right now. In fact, just the opposite. He takes another hit and passes it back to Jay. He starts to stare around the room, obviously tripping out a little bit. Jay just looks at Gohan for a minute.

"Little dude's a lightweight, huh?" Silent Bob nods his head in agreement. "This food ain't half bad. Now if only i could get me some nice pussy to go with it." Jay notices the look silent bob is giving him. "don't worry yos, i wouldn't cheat on Justice, i love her yo." All of the sudden, the other man in the car chuckles again. "Yo man, what's your fucking problem?"

The man looks at Jay. "Nothing really, i just find what you say funny. One of you being innocent, and the other not so personas."

Jay had no idea what the guy just said. "What you say about my personal parts?" The man just looks at jay a little confused.

"There must be some sort of misunderstanding. My apologies, but now i must get going."

"Yo, you some kind of queer? Make a comment about my junk, then heading off to your bed, hoping I'll follow and it'll be like some sort of gay porno? Fucking fags......." At this the very large man is standing over Jay. "Excuse me sir, but that was might offensive.....apolgize...NOW!"

"Fuck you bitch. I ain't the one apologizing....if you got a problem...take it up with my two body guards." indicating Silent bob and Gohan (whose doesn't even to seem to be on planet earth at this point) Silent Bob just shakes his head.

"It seems one of your companions has some smarts. Next stop boy, me and you are going to get out of this train, and i'm going to beat your ass so bad....."

"See...talking about my ass again....." The man takes a swing at Jay, but out of nowhere Gohan catches his arm before it connects with Jay.

"Like my boy here was saying.....i'm his body guard...so back off." Gohan seemed a little dazed speaking these words....and a bit too happy.

"Little boy, this doesn't concern you. Now why don't you be a good little one and head back off to mommy." At these words Gohan pimp slaps the man, sending him accross the compartment. "That does it little boy." The man tears off his trench coat, revealing him not to be a man...but some sort of Demon.

As soon as he does this, the train starts to slow down, then stop. The intercom comes on, announcing the next stop. The Demon grins and says to Gohan "Care to step outside?"

Jay takes this opertunity to chime in. "Get your big ass out there bitch. My boy will kick your ass from here to where ever the fuck you came from...bitch" The Demon heads to the door and gets off the train. Jay hands Gohan his joint. "Here shortround, take another hit.....for strength." Gohan takes a big puff...then grins.