(A/N) It's official, I am a blonde! Got my hair did today! Anyway, I am so sick of this freaking weather! We Bostonians are stuck in the middle of a Noreaster till Thursday! Flooding rains and hurricane force winds! SUCK! Anyway, where is everyone! Are we slacking in the review department? MMMMM? I wuv you all anyways. Special thanks to Williz, and Crazy Pidwedgeon(Crap, I still can't spell!) You two are my favorite reviewers! Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN POTC!

"Eve, give me the bandages." Elizabeth asked her. Eve handed her the bandages. Elizabeth managed to take out the bullet, but Jack had lost a lot of blood. Both women were covered in blood, Elizabeth finished dressing his wound and sat down, Eve sat next to her.

Eve was still in pain, she didn't know why, but knew if she told anyone, they would huddle over her, and Jack wouldn't get the care he needed. "Is he going to be alright?" Eve asked with tears in her eyes.

"I don't know darling…" Elizabeth hugged her daughter. "It's all up to him." Eve winced away in pain. "What's wrong?"

Eve bit her lip. "Nothing."

"Don't lie to me, not about this. Is it your stomach?" Elizabeth bent down in front of her daughter.

"Yes." Eve let out in a breath.

"Describe the pain."

"It bloody hurts…I think I am in labor." Eve said as she leaned back.

"Has your water broke?" Elizabeth asked.

"I don't know…I don't think so…" 'Good.' Elizabeth thought, that meant Eve had a few hours, or she was having just labor pains, and they would pass. "I'm eight months. I'm too early."

"No, I had Laura at eight months. She was born fine and healthy. Come on Eve, I'll help you up." Elizabeth then helped Eve to her feet and began to walk out the door. Gabriel, Will, and Adam were out there waiting. As Gabriel saw Eve, being walked out by Elizabeth, he immediately went to Eve's other side.

"What's wrong?" Gabriel asked.

"She's either in labor, or she is having labor pains." Elizabeth answered. "You need to take her to a bed, make sure she cleans up. If she is giving birth, her water will break, she'll know, she'll tell you. When and if her water breaks, send Will up to get me, if the pain worsens get me, if anything happens out of the ordinary, get me." Elizabeth said.

"Your not coming?" Eve grabbed her mother's sleeve.

"No, Jack needs me. Your father is going to help Gabriel, with anything he needs." Elizabeth said. "Adam is going to stay with me, he delivered Laura, but he terrified me in the process. Gabriel, can you handle this?"

Gabriel was scared, delivering his own children, he never thought he would be the one to do it. "Yes." Will then came over and took the arm that Elizabeth was holding.

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Eve was in such utter pain that she could barely see straight. "Why won't this stop?" Eve cried as she clenched Gabriel's hand.

"Your water hasn't broke right?" Gabriel asked.

"No!" Eve screeched as another wave of pain hit her. "Gabriel I'm begging you, get my mother…I can't deal with this…I am not in labor…please, I need something for this bloody pain…" Eve cried. She was turned on her side facing Gabriel, her father was behind her.

Gabriel looked around, there was no other choice, they needed Elizabeth to tell him what to do. It had been hours like this. "Will, stay with her." Gabriel then let go of Eve's hand. He quickly ran to find Elizabeth, and he did, she was seated by Jack's bedside, holding his hand, speaking to him softly.

Elizabeth heard Gabriel come in and quickly turned around to look at him. "Is she in labor?" Elizabeth asked.

"No, she has labor pains, at least that's what she says. Elizabeth she has been in pain for hours now, isn't there something you can give her?"

"Get a doctor from London."

"Elizabeth, please she needs you."

"He's dying." Elizabeth said as she looked at Jack. "Only a miracle can help him now…he lost so much blood." Tears started to fall from her eyes. "He needs an angel…Gabriel get a doctor for her, I need to stay here with Jack." Gabriel glanced at the pale face of Captain Jack Sparrow, and something in the pit of his stomach told him that these were the last days of the Captain.

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"Do you need anything?" Will asked Eve.

"No." Eve was sweating profusely. Will took a towel and dipped it in cold water, and placed it on her forehead.

"It will be alright. You mother had the same problems. You'll be just fine." Will said as he squeezed her hand.

"What could be taking so long?" Eve asked, her breathing heaving her body.

"I don't know darling…" Will placed his hand on her forehead. "Just stay quiet, and relax…" Eve closed her eyes and tried to slow and control her breathing.

"I'm here…" Gabriel said as he walked through the door.

"Who the hell is that?" Eve asked, scared.

"A doctor, your mother has to stay with Jack."

"No doctors." Eve said.

"I assure you miss, I am fully capable of helping you." The doctor said in broken English.

"Oh Christ." Eve said as she dropped her head back.

"Please, don't let my speech fool you…"

"I'll try." Eve said with a forced smile.

Gabriel then whispered to Will, to go with Elizabeth, she needed him. Eve watched the exchange. "Where is my father going?"

"To help your mother."

"Why what's wrong with Jack?" Eve asked her voice unsteady.

"Mrs. Johnson, please remain calm." The doctor advised as he took out a needle.

"You aren't sticking me with bloody anything until he answers me." Eve then turned to Gabriel. "What is happening with Jack?"

"Evelyn, I don't want to upset you."

"You are upsetting me now!" Eve wretched in pain.

"Alright, your mother doesn't know if he's going to make it. He lost too much blood. She says he needs a miracle." Gabriel finally said. "Now, please Evelyn, let the doctor help you."

"Ok, I hit you with syringe, yes?" The doctor said to Eve.

"Is that a bloody question? Just do it!" Eve shouted. The doctor then stuck the needle into Eve's arm.

"That's it Mrs. Johnson. Just some labor pains, nothing more." The doctor waited until he saw her body relax.

"She'll be fine Mr. Johnson, just make sure she rests, and is not under stress, its no good for the babies." He said with a smile.

"Thank you. I live in Paris, is it alright to leave?"

"I believe so. Here." The doctor handed Gabriel a bottle. "It will help for the pain."

"Thank you." The doctor then left, leaving Gabriel with a sleepy Eve.

"How are you feeling?" Gabriel asked Eve.

"Better. Can I see Jack?"

"I think you should rest first." Eve looked at him with tears in her eyes. "I know." Gabriel kissed her forehead, he knew exactly what she was thinking.

(A/N) Doesn't look too good for Jack does it?

Now Onto the Tales of Captain Chrissy Cupcake and Karen Kangeroo

"Willy!" Chrissy bellowed as she walked into his office, her blonde hair flaying behind her.

"Chrissy my dear, how are you? Sweet as ever, I assume?" He said hugging her.

Karen watched the exchange and mumbled under her breath, then recieved a nasty look from her Captain.

"Sweet as can be."

"Who is this?" Willy asked looking at Karen. Chrissy was about to introduce Karen, when Karen stuck her hand out to Willy, who took her hand and brought it too his lips and kissed it. "Pleasure...Miss?"

"The names Kangeroo, Karen Kangeroo."

After hours of catching up between Chrissy and Willy, which Karen noted, that there was more between them than met the eye, a young man walked in, stunning features, with rich brown eyes. Karen was taken aback, for the first time in her life she was speechless.

(Ok Karen, we definatly gotta include Orlando in this for you! I hope you like him! It's my gift to you!)