Chapter Five: The Fight
Jay, Silent Bob, and Gohan head towards the door. The other two don't notice as Gohan pockets a spatula on their way out. As they get off the train, they notice that they are in the middle of now where...probably somewhere in Utah. The three of them walk over and join the demon and a clearing about a hundred or so feet from the train.
The demon just looks at Gohan, who appears to be in a state of total oblivion. Muscles bulge and claws extend. "Are you ready boy? You now face Ga'ad, and no one before you has ever lived to tell of their short battles." The demon charges Gohan with speed beyond what most humans can even see. However, this particular young man is only half human.
As the Ga'ad charges Gohan, Gohan moves out of the way. With speed beyond that of the demon. Ga'ad is momentarily shocked at the disapearance. He whipps around angeraly, only to be smacked upside the head. Ga'ad flies through the air, hits the ground and bounces a few times.
"Holy shit, you see that lunchbox? Shortround's beating his ass" Jay takes another puff of his joint.
"Ok, I see you're not as weak as most humans. But you can't defeat me." Ga'ad takes a swing at Gohan with his claws. Gohan deflects his swing with one hand, throwing the demon off balance. Gohan then looks over at Jay and just grins. He pulls out the spatula that he swiped from the train, and jams it straight up Ga'ad's ass, till just the handle is sticking out. People in deep meditation in Tibet could hear the scream. Gohan then picks up Ga'ad holding just the handle, and smashes him into the ground.
"Hey Jay, check out the pancakes i'm flipping." He then picks up the demon again, flips him around and smashes him back into the ground. Gohan is laughing at this, obviously amused, in a child like way. After several times smashing the demon, Gohan lets go of the handle in mid swing, sending the demon flying several feet. The demon gets up and looks beaten, and very angry.
"You impotent little brat. You will now die."
"Sure, whatever you say. Hey, i'm getting kind of tired all of the sudden." Ga'ad grins at what he thinks is an opening. "We'd better end this quick. I'm thinking a nap..." But right as Gohan finishes his sentance, the demon rushes him head first. Gohan holds out his hand and stops the demon in his tracks. With his hand on the demon's head, Ga'ad all of the sudden is engulfed in a yellow glow. A loud scream later, and he is gone.
"Yo, where'd the ugly mother fucker go short round?" Jay yells over.
"We don't have to worry aobut him anymore Jay. Let's get back on the train." And they do just that. A few moments later, the trains pulls out of the stop. "Ok guys. For some reason, i'm feeling pretty tired. So i'm going to get some sleep." Gohan heads back to their compartment and lays down next to Dawn, and falls gently asleep.
Meanwhile, Jay and Silent Bob sit over the two sleeping teens. "Ain't that the cutest thing you seen Silent Bob?" Silent Bob just nods his head at his partner. While his friend sits there with a blank expression on his face, the wheels in Silent Bob's head start turning. This boy that was traveling with them obviously had super powers of some sort. And was wicked powerful, not someone to piss off. Yet, looking at the boy, he appeared gentle as a lamb. At first glance, he wouldn't think Gohan could put up any kind of fight, but after witnessing such an event, the thought of fighting this boy scared Silent Bob. He was glad the kid was on their side.