Shoroi:Welcome once again!
Hiei:Hn.
Kurama:Konnichiwa.
Shoroi:What's up?!
Hiei:Nothing.
Shoroi:That's weird.
Kurama;Yeah.I thought the sky was up.
Hiei:--'''
Kurama & Shoroi:.
Shoroi:(.)
Kurama and Hiei:O.O
Shoroi:Aishiteru Hiei-san,aishiteru Kurama-san!
Hiei & Kurama:Awww!!!!
Shoroi:Hai!
Hiei & Kurama:=)
Shoroi:NOTE:IN THE STORY I AM IN MY DEMON FORM AND I HID MY TAIL!!
Hiei:Also,NOTE:SHOROI IS 500 IN HER DEMON FORM!ALSO THIS IS WHEN KURAMA,SHOROI AND I ARE BEST FRIENDS!!!
Kurama:Also,DISCLAIMER:SHOROI DOESN'T OWN YYH!!AND SHE HAS NOTHING AGAINST HAMTARO!!
----------------------------------------Yusuke Urameshi---------------------------------
Hiei,Kurama and I were sitting on top a branch from a tree directly outside our first victim's window.Hiei,however,resembled a bat while hanging upside-down and earned the nick-name 'Bat'.Hiei just hn'ed and glared.Kurama turned on the camera and we started our english project.All our faces appeared on the screen as Kurama started the introduction.
"Ohayo gozaimasu minna-san,"Kurama introducted.
"Welcome to a documentary directed by Hiei Jaganshi,Shuuichi Minamino and Shoroi Bara,"I added.
"This baka ningen doctumentary is titled 'The Mammals Of Tomorrow',"Hiei added as well.
"Our first victim is Punkious Fightarious a.k.a Yusuke Urameshi,"I said while introducing our victim.
"Oh,seems our victim is starting to wake up,"Kurama said suprised.
It was about 5:30 in the morning when Yusuke started to stir.Then he woke up.His lovely black hair lay straight down ungelled.All of us wondered why Yusuke was up so early.About 5 minutes later Yusuke was fully awake and climbed out of his midoriiro colored futon.We almost feel out of the tree trying to muffle our laughter because Yusuke was wearing a Barney night-gown which read on the front 'I Love You' and on the ass of it read 'I Love Barney'.Yusuke headed for the bathroom to take a shower.While he was taking a shower we took the chance to look around his room.There were various playboy and porn magazines scattered everywhere.
Fortunatley I found little Yusuke's dairy.I read the latest entry:
April 25,2004
Time:9:40 p.m.
Dear Diary,
Today was the best day of my life! We got new seats and I sit right behind Shoroi!!! I get a clear view of her nice ass.I wonder how big she is.I'll try asking her if Kurama and Hiei don't mind.They seem to be too protective of her.A guy can't get near her before they get a 'death-glare' from Kurama or Hiei,or even both.I seriously think they got the hots for Shoroi,I mean who doesn't execpt for Kuwabara??She seems to have a MAJOR crush on both Kurama and Hiei.Good thing I have a picture of Shoroi in a bathing suit behind this page.I can look at it all day long.She has such a nice figure.SHITTAMA!! I have to go to sleep to make it the 'I Love Shoroi' fan club towmorrow!
XOXOXO
Yusuke
It was a truly horrible entry.We all have disgusted looks plastered on our faces.I looked at Kurama and Hiei and they both gave a nod.I hesitatly turned the page to reveal an embarassing picture if me in a bathing suit,it was truly horrifing,to me at least,Kurama and Hiei seemed to drool at the picture.We heard the shower turn off so we closed the diary and headed out the window.Yusuke arrived in his room shortly.Hiei and Kurama were just about to jump in Yusuke's room and slice him to bits but I managed to hold them both back.Right after Yusuke closed his door he dropped his towel to the floor to reveal a,er,member.
"Oh my.....,"I said while blushing.
"Hiei-san and I will not let you see such unpure things ever again,"Kurama said sweetly as he hugged me.
"Aww...you guys really care that much?"I asked.
"Hai,"Hiei and Kurama replied in unison.
"I'm lucky to have best friends like you,"I said smiling.
"Looks like the target is done getting dressed so Shoroi-chan doesn't have to look at such poison,"Hiei said bitterly.
We sneaked to the kitchen window to have a closer look at the victim's eating habits.Yusuke grabbed a murasaki box from the cabinet and a bottle of milk.Just then Puu came flying in the secne while our victim got out a bowl.Our trusty camera caught everthing on tape.
"PUU!My precious baby birdie!!Where were hiding?!I was so worried about you!"Yusuke cooed while hugging Puu.
"Looks like Yusuke's mothering instincts have kicked in,"I whsipered.
How embarassing,"Kurama and Hiei snickered.
Very,"I replied.
Yusuke stopped hugging Puu to death and started to dump his cerel in his bowl and they were Barney and Hamtaro shaped!He started to pour the milk and gave his cerel to Puu and rushed out the door toward who knows were,so of course, we followed the Detective.Yusuke bursted through the school doors like they were the most fragile substance in the world and tip-toed behind Keiko and flipped her skirt.Keiko greeted Yusuke with a slap on the face while yelling,'Yusuke-kun maru chikan!'Good thing we were hiding in the bushes.
"ITAI!"shouted Yusuke after Keiko slapped him.
"Oooooo kyakka!!!"Kurama and Hiei said.
"That's how Punkious Fightious greet their future mates,lifting their skirts I guess,"I explained.
"Ooohhh,"Kurama and Hiei awed.
Yusuke has recovered from Keiko's slap enough to stand up.Punkious Fightious attemps to apologize to his future mate.
"Ojamashimasu Keiko-chan?"
"Hai Yusuke-kun!Naze do you keep lifting my skirt!?"Keiko demanded.
"Because I like to,"Yusuke answered.
"Good enough for me,"Keiko said with a smile.
Hiei,Kurama and I gawked.Soon Yusuke and Keiko headed for class,but Yusuke,as he always does,ditched class and went to go sit on the roof.Little did he know Hiei,Kurama and I were stalking him.We hid behide some crates and watched the Detective attentivly.Yusuke timidly pulled his backpack from behind his back and pulled out a plushie of Lala from Teletubbies and hugged it lovingly.
Yusuke cooed to it,"I love you my Lala.I sweet presious Lala."
"That's just wrong,"Hiei said disgusted.
"I see your point exactly,"agreed Kurama.
"OMG!YUSUKE-KUN IS CHEATING ON KEIKO-CHAN WITHA PLUSHIE DOLL!THE WORLD HAS COME TO AN END!AHHHH!"I screamed in horror.
Hiei and Kurama tried to shut me up but failed and Yusuke heard me and looked in our direction and spotted us.
"WTF ARE YOU DOING TAPING ME?!GIVE ME THAT TAPE!!"Yusuke screeched.
"That concludes are first victim,er,I mean subject,Punkious Fightarious!"Kurama said while running.
"Later!"Hiei and I added while running from Yusuke.
"Come back here!"yelled Yusuke.
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Shoroi:I don't want to talk right now in this space so watch out!