Chapter 2: Seymour is Fruity

Tidus: Well, I guess I will go next. I haven't insulted Seymour today yet.

Seymour: Hey!

Tidus then walked up on the platform that was attached to the kareoke machine.

Tidus: This song is entitled "Never letting go" and I am going to dedicate it to Seymour.

Tidus pushed a button and a rap/reggae beat came out.

Song 2: "Never Letting Go" Played to No letting go By Wayne Wonder.

Met somebody, he is quite fruity

Very special*, really and truly (*Special as in different school)

I always kill, him usually unduly

Would you die by my side everyday.

Please just let go, no need to hold back

Because you are a baby

When I'm near you its a boring chat

I'm so glad you die

Never letting go, no need to hold back

No holding back no hold-yeah

When I'm near you its a boring chat

I'm so glad you die

They say bad things don't come to an end

But I'm optimistic, not your friend

Do I make you cry?

You are just fruity

Please just let go, no need to hold back

Because you are a baby

When I'm near you its a boring chat

I'm so glad you die

Never letting go, no need to hold back

No holding back no hold-yeah

When I'm near you its a boring chat

I'm so glad you die

Really appreatiate you hating me after all that you've been through

Really appreatiate you hating me All time All you do is whine

Met somebody, he is quite fruity

Very special*, really and truly (*Special as in different school)

I always kill, him usually unduly

Would you die by my side everyday.

Please just let go, no need to hold back

Because you are a baby

When I'm near you its a boring chat

I'm so glad you die

Never letting go, no need to hold back

No holding back no hold-yeah

When I'm near you its a boring chat

I'm so glad you die

And with that Tidus took a bow and walked off-stage back to his seat.

Seymour crossed his arms.

Seymour: That was uncalled for. It was wrong, unedifying, idiotic and childish. I'm telling.

Seymour got up and ran off crying.

Tidus: So who's next?

Episode preview: Next is Aaron's turn. I don't know what he will sing, but think along the lines of a weird Al Yankovich a humorous song. If you have any suggestions then post them.