Shoroi:Welcome to another episode of HKS Camera!

Hiei & Kurama:Konnichiwa.

Shoroi:ENTER MY REALM OF RANDOMNESS!!MUWAHAHAHA!!!

Kurama:You had sugar didn't you?

Hiei:No,she had soda instead.

Kurama:That's more devistating.

Yusuke:{pops in}You said it!{disappears}

Shoroi:Hehehehehe..........

Shoroi,Hiei & Kurama:On with the fic!!!

Shoroi:MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hiei & Kurama:.'''

Shoroi:NOTE:I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST KUWABARA!Well maybe I do have something against KuwabaraO.o
-------------------------------{Kazuma Kuwabara}------------------------------
It was 5:30 a.m. when I turned on the camera.Hiei,Kurama and I were outside the window of our secound victim.He was resting peacefully in his aoi colored futon,his sheets sprawled upon the floor and himself.Lying near the subject was his pet neko,Eikichi,which we address his feline companion.Eikichi was lying next to the subjects pillow as the neko purred in it's sleep.While the subject lay there snoring like the baka ningen he was.I started the introdution.

"Ohayo gozaimasu minna-san,"I started out.

"Welcome to the filming of 'The Mammals Of Tomorrow',"Hiei said.

"A documentary by,Shuuichi Minamino,Hiei Jaganshi and Shoroi Bara,"added Kurama.

"Our victim today is Bakaious Uglytarious a.k.a Kazuma Kuwabara,"Hiei said introducing the victim

"Looks like our quarry is awaking,"I said zooming in on Kuwabara.

Kuwabara stirred a while then opened his eyes.The reflection in his eyes showed how stupid he really was. Kuwabara got out of bed and went on the computer.The computer screen flashed and was on the main screen that read,'Welcome Almighty Kuwabara'.Kuwabara then clicked on the Internet Explorer icon and a screen popped up.I zoomed in to see what it said.It read,'How High Is Your I.Q?'.We tried to hold our snickers.It took about 30 min.for the Baka to finish the test.On the screen it read in big bold letters,'Your I.Q. Is 10'.Hiei started laughing hystarically,he was laughing so hard he fell to the ground going insane but Kurama covered Hiei's mouth so our presence was still unknown.Kurama and I were still sane and held in our laughter.Hiei finally calmed down enough to talk properly.Kuwabara had said that he was 5 more points smarter then he was yesterday and proud of it.We figured his I.Q. was 5 yesterday,once again Hiei went completely insane and Kurama muffled his laughter while I muffled my own and Hiei's.After Kuwabara turned off the computer it was 6:00 a.m. and headed for the bathroom.Hiei,Kurama and I slowly crept through the window into the baka ningen's room.There we found magazines about how to raise your pet neko.We crept out of the room and placed our ears on the bathroom door to listen to what Kuwabaka was doing.

"OMG!Poo your soo hot!"Kuwabara commented.

"What the hell is he doing in there?"I asked aloud.

"Probably fell asleep while taking a shit,"Hiei snickered.

"But why would he be yelling 'poo'?"Kurama questioned.

"Because he likes his own shit,"Hiei said.

"He's worshiping Shit-sama,"I added

"Shit-sama?"Kurama said sarcasticlly.

"Yup!"I said happily.

"He probably made a shrine to worship him fully,"Hiei said mysteriously.

"Agreed,"Kurama and I said in unison.

"Or he maybe talking about Yusuke-kun's spirit beast,"I said shivering at the thought.

"That's very disturbing,"Hiei and Kurama said disgusted.

"Or maybe he's taking his shit out of the toilet and setting it on fire,"Kurama concluded.

Just as Kurama ended his sentance the door was being unlocked by the baka that was consealed inside the chambers of the lavatory.We quickly exited the Kuwabara building intently watching the baka's next action through his window which was carlessly wide open.The baka ningen opened his door by a crack and stuck his head in making sure nobody was watching but little did he know,we were watching.Kuwabaka then stepped within his soiled bedroom and in his hands was the most revolting,disgusting,horrid,unpleasent sight I have ever seen.Kuwabara had his shit in his hands,and his shit was on fire,it seems the Redhead's prediction was correct.It was a truly amazing sight.Kuwabaka then went to his closet,opened it and Hiei,Kurama and I were amazed.There in the closet was a GIANT pile of what we assumed was Kuwabaka's burned shit.Kuwabara then placed the shit that was on fire on the pile and said a prayer to the God Of Shit to accept his offer of his burned shit.When Kuwabara was done with that he got dressed properly and headed outside.We followed the baka outside.

"What the fuck was he thinking?!Taking his shit out of the toleit and setting it on fire?!"I said jumping tree to tree.

"Probably it's that baka ningen brain telling him to do that,"stated Hiei.

"Or maybe he just plain likes shit,"Kurama reasoned.

"Kanata monooto fuka Kurama-san,"I said shivering.

"Really?"asked Kurama.

"Hai,"Hiei and I said unison.

"FINALLY!!"Kuwabara yelled.

"Does he have to yell so loud?"I complained.

"Hai,"Hiei and Kurama said together.

Kuwabara stepped into a masion-like rundown building while Kurama.Hiei and I followed our quarry into the mysterious building and hid behind some plants.We were amazed,especially Hiei,at what we saw there,It was a shrine deticated to the one and only.....Hiei Jaganshi?!Something was really wrong in this picture,we all thought Kuwabara hated Hiei but this shrine proved us wrong.Kuwabara kneeled infront of the at least 15ft statue of Hiei and said the stupidest thing ever.He wasn't praying,he was insulting the statue as if it were
actually Hiei.Kuwabaka then stepped into another room with mint green walls.He then pulled out a doll of himself and Yukina and did a little 'play'.
"Oh Kazuma-kun!I love you so much!"Kuwabara made the Yukina doll say.

"I love you too Yukina-san,I shall protect you at all costs!"Kuwabara made his Kazuma-kun doll say.

Kuwabara then made the two dolls kiss.Hiei was about to jump in and killed Kuwabara but Kurama and I stopped him.Kuwabaka pulled out a doll of Keiko and Yusuke.He made the Keiko doll slap the Yusuke doll who knows how many times.After he finished making the Keiko doll slap the Yusuke doll,he pulled out a doll of me,Hiei and Kurama.He made the Hiei doll hit on me,then the KD{Kurama Doll} comes along and calls HD{Hiei Doll} an 'obtuse bastard'.Then he made the HD and KD become friends and we all went home.Kuwabaka then put the dolls in the closet to attempt to hide them and exited the building.As usual,Hiei,Kurama and I followed the baka into the woods.Kuwabara stopped at a hollow tree,reached in and pulled out some naked barbies.We almost{hence the word 'almost'}burst out laughing.He retreated from the forest and headed into an alley,where Punkious Fightarious{Yusuke Urameshi} was waiting.

"I have the dolls Urameshi,"Kuwabara stated as he pulled out the naked barbies.

"Good,"Yusuke replied taking the naked dolls and handed Kuwabaka puppets of the Reikai Tantei.

"Awsome Urameshi!I didn't know you could sew!"Kuwabaka said gladly while taking the puppets.

"Hm?"Yusuke said supsisiously.

"You feel that reiki and youki too Urameshi?I don't know who it belongs to though"Kuwabaka asked.

"Yeah and I know exactly who it belongs to,"Yusuke said.

"Who?"Kuwabara said dumbly.

"Watch this,"Yusuke said confidently.

"Alright,"Kuwabaka replied.

"SHOROI!!!KURAMA!!!HIEI!!!!"Yusuke bellowed as Hiei,Kurama and I started running from Kuwabara and Yusuke.

"Get back here!!"Kuwabaka yelled.

"Well that concludes our episode of Bakaious Uglytarious a.k.a Kazuma Kuwabara!"I said franticly.

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Shoroi:How did you like the Kazuma Kuwabara chapter?

Hiei:Hn.

Kurama;Is that all you have to say Hiei-san?

Shoroi:I got sweet snow Hiei-san.

Hiei:{turns chibi}Can I have some?{big chibi eyes}Pwease?PWEASE??

Kurama:{turns chibi also}Can I have some too Shoroi-chan?{big chibi eyes}PWEASY?

Shoroi:Aww!{hands Chibi Hiei and Kurama sweet snow}

Kurama:Stway tuneded for....

Hiei:HKS Camera!