Hello all! It is I Shizzy posting a fic that my friend (the same one that wrote 'Joey's Thoughts') Akuni wrote! Hope you enjoy it!
Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not and will not ever belong to me… No matter how much hotter Seto gets every season…
Pie!
Serenity: Hey you guys!
Tristan: Serenity! (Lunges towards her)
Joey: (Hits him down) Stop going after my sister.
Serenity: Joey! Are you okay Tristan?
Tristan: I am now.
Joey: Tristan!
Yugi: Hey guys, we're not late are we?
Yami: Can you take this stupid leash off?
Yugi: How do we know you won't run away?
Yami: I'm not gonna. (Halo appears)
Yugi: Sorry can't take that chance.
Yami: (Growls)
Yugi: Where are Ryou and Bakura?
Joey: Got me.
Bakura: Ryou!
Ryou: No! I love it! (Holding on to pie)
Bakura: Come on (pulls him away) I'm not gonna be late because of sick obsession.
Ryou: Pie! Luckily I keep a spare. (Pulls out a raspberry cream pie)
Yugi: There you are.
Joey: How's it going?
Bakura: Why do you even ask?
Ryou: I love pie! (Hugging pie)
Bakura: (Rolls eyes) If you love it so much then why don't you marry it?
Ryou: Okay, (pulls out ring and bends down) Raspberry Cream Pie, will you marry me?
Pie: ……………………………………
Ryou: I'll take that as a yes.
Everyone except Ryou (and pie): (Sweatdrop)
Yami: He was speaking hypothetically.
Joey: That's big word…
Tristan: (Drooling) Uhhhhhhhhh… Hypotheticaws…
Yami: I'm surrounded by idiots. (A/N: I saw that on a T-shirt!)
Random Priest: Do you Pie take Ryou as your lawfully wedded husband?
Pie: ……………………………………
Priest: And do you Ryou take Pie to be your lawfully wedded… pie?
Ryou: I do.
Joey: But what if pie's a boy?
Ryou: I DON'T CARE! I love pie!
Priest: Okay, I now pronounce you man and pastry. You may now kiss the pie.
Ryou: (Eats pie)
Everyone: (Gasps)
Serenity: That's no way to treat your …pie!
Ryou: But I love pie!
Tristan: Does that mean there's no after party? Aw man, I wanted some food.
Yami: I don't believe it, he ate the pie!
Bakura: Despite the fact that that's what you're supposed to do with a pie, I can't believe it either…
Joey: Yeah, I mean he spent $10,000 on that 10 minute wedding. What a waste!
Ryou: But I sill love pie!
Bakura: I you still love it so much why don't you go marry it?
Ryou: Okay! (Pulls out another ring and a Cherry Pie) Cherry Pie will you marry me?
Pie: ……………………………………
Ryou: I'll take that as a yes! (Runs off)
Everyone: (Sweatdrop)
Yami: He was speaking hypothetically, again...
Well that was interesting… Please review the story it might give Akuni inspiration to start her own account. Be nice peoples.
PS – If you review I'll give you a cookie! (yes, I am bribing you…)
Shizzy