my apologies for my abscenes. LOL. I have been having weird abnormal spells of depression

i think i need medicine.

NYWAYZ

Disclaimer: i do not own Yu Yu Hakusho if I did i'd be on a beach somwhere suntanning from all the money i made off of it instead of sitting here cold.

Kayko stared at Kylie and evil glint in her eye, "Swimsuit?"

Kylie stared back at her sweatdropping, "Yeah I said swimsuit what of it?"

Kayko grinned at her, "I've been waiting to get you a swimsuit from this store!" She pulled out a magazine entitled, PRETTY IN PINK!.

Kylie stared at her one eye brow practically rocketing off of her head, you;ve got to be kidding. I mean for petes sake PINK?..pink is the color of THE DEVIL I TELL YOU. THE DEVIL!"

Kayko stared at Kylie and sighed..."I guess we could go to hot Topic instead..."

A weird twinkle shone in Kylie's eyes, "Awesome.! I LOVE THAT FREAKIN STORE IT IS SOO AWESOME.!"

"Uhh...I'm glad you think so." Kayko replied with a small nervous smile..Kylie hadnt always been this hyper...had she?

They soon passed a MALL in the middle of the desert...hey it has sand right? and Kurama expertly pulled the car over.

Yusuke and Kuwabara got out mumbuling complaints about girl crap and Kurama was talking about going to the green house they had. While Kayko was babbiling about how good Kylie would look in a pink swimsuit. Kylie and Kuwabara stared at each other before shrugging..Whatever floated their boat. eh? lol.

Kurama walked up to the entrance and consulted the map,

"hmm...well Grace's Gardening junk is on the fourth floor, An assassian shop is on the 13th floor, the arcade is on the third, and Hot Topic as well as PRETTY IN PINK are on the second floor. I suggest we meet at Lin Wonns resteraunt for dinner at around seven...is that okay with everyone?"

Everyone replied with smiles or a nod of the head and walked into the store. Kylie smiled at Hiei comfortingly. She knew he didnt like to be in crowds and he gave her a small smile in return. Kylie stared at Kayko then remembering she had left her wallet in the R.V. She ran back and promptly crashed into a large breasted woman with short bleach blonde hair and botox injected large lips. Kylie allowed the woman a small smile while secretly screaming on the inside.

"I'm sorry." she muttered as she resumed walking towards the R.v.

Kylie allowed a small shiver as she felt the Large sunglassed womans eyes on her.

What in the hell does she want? she wondered.

Just then the woman called out to her in a thickly southern accented voice, "Ohhh dear muffin could you help a lil sexy obviously younger than twenty lady?"

Kylie turned back towards her fighting the urge to vomit all over the womans way too revealing hot pink dress. The woman without waiting for an answer began walking towards Kylie and Kylie could have sworn the earth shook.

god i wonder how much her friggin boobs weigh

...and you know..no offense to her but can she really pull that outfit off?"

The woman walked over to her and crushed her in a smothering hug enveloping Kylie in the musky scent of ...BANNANAS?.

The woman then reached into her bag and pulled out a hot pink thong bikini.

"Could you tell me where the store is?. I'd like to buy a new one of these."

Kylie stared at her dumbfounded..."Uhh..., she pulled out the map Kayko had; had her hold, here you can have this."

The woman let out a squeal of delight and smothered Kylie in a hug once more.

"Uhh your welcome." Kylie squeaked out.

The woman immediatley let go and rushed towards the mall...stopped..turned abruptly and came back to Kylie. She grinned at her for a minute , surveyed her figure, then abruptly shoved the thong bikini in her hands and rushed away.

Kylie stood staring at the bikini in her arms for three hours. Finally Kayko came out and walked up to her looking slightly irritated but nonetheless happy.

"Look what I got!" she exclaimed happily pulling out a black two piece. The bottoms had long metal chains attatched to them and the straps of the top were made of spikes.

"When I saw it I thought of you." Kayko said with a smile.

Kylie grinned enthusiastucally and ripped it out of Kayko's hands, "Thank you." She enveloped her in a bone crushing hug and continued squeezing her while her face turned blue.

"Your.so.sweet." Kayko choked out. Yusuke rushed over and ripped Kayko out of Kylies grip shooting her a rude look.

"Hey I wasnt going to kill your girlfriend." Kylie muttered, "I just wanted to HUG her." Kylie's eyes narrowed, "ohh i someone JEALOUS?"

Yusuke stared at her his face turning red, "No...I'm not!"

"S...u...r...e your not." Kylie said with a grin.

Just then Kurama exited the door two large shopping bags in hand followed by a large swarm of fan girls; he was sweatdropping and starring at them for help.

A huge grin spread across Kylies face, "I learned a new trick." She announced.

"Oh really? what?" Kayko asked her iterests shining in her brown orbs.

Kylie grinned and her body was enveloped in a blue light. Her long legt shortened and turned into big short meaty ones. Dark brown hair lightned and changed to a bottle blonde and green eyes lightened to light blue. Her normally flat stomach increased largely until she appeared pregnant. Kylie then teared herself up thinking of the fox and the hound and walked towards Kurama. Blue orbs shining with unshet tears and dark pink lips quivering she beeseched him , "I cant belive you are cheating on me and the twins."

Kurama stared at her puzzled not having seen her transform. "Do I know you miss?" He asked a nervous smile presnet on his visage.

"I mean I know I have a horrible case of IBS (irrital bowel syndrome) and so does young Sassabella and Sinjininiel but cant you still love us?" She clung to Kurama's chest in an exagerated fashion and inwardly grinned as she watched the crowd of girls disparce.

Kylie's eyes suddenly widened, "Ohh I have to go to the bathroom soo bad. I dont think I'm going to be able to hold it. OMG this is really going to smell". Kylie burst into laughter as the remaining fangirls ran inside screaming at the top of their lungs. Kylie then froze remembering she was cuddled up to Kurama's chest and stared into his green eyes and the lips that were descening upon her.

OMG, her mind screamed HES GIVING ME THE KISS OF GRATITUDE

Thoughtlessly she turned into a hairy old man and squeezed his butt cheeks HARD. I mean it was like she was trying to rip off a piece.

Kurama's eyes widened and he moved to back away when Kylie felt herself being picked off the ground by the back of her shirt. She stared into the crimson eyes and grinned a toothless smile. "Want to go into my house little boy I have some nummy popsiciles for you." She croaked in her old man voice.

Hiei scowled and tossed her over his shoulder. He and Kurama towards the R.V where Kayko was waiting with Yusuke and Kuwabara who had snuck out after the security guard had chased them for breaking PacMan.

Kylie wiggled trying to slide closer to the ground still in her "form of oldness" Abruptly she stopped and with a sigh transformed back to her normal self.

"Trying to escape old man." Hiei asked bored.

"No im trying to get a better look at your butt." She reponded.

Hiei hned and continued walking with Kylie slung over his shoulder. He narrowly missed hitting her head on the door and now, finally everyone was in the car.

"So, Kayko sighed, is everyone finally ready to go to the beach?"

"TOPLESS BEACH!" Kuwabara yelled and the girls proceeded to pummel him with a chicken.

why a chicken you ask...i dont know...

Then after they had calmed down they precided to go to the beach. The drive was long and uneventful and they slept for a long time.

End of day one.

why so short? Well i was wondering if anyone would like to appear like maybe as a hot dog vendor or someone gaping at Kurama in his trunks or something like that. Email me or put it in the review and ill try and put it in.

l8r,

miranda.