Hi! i do not own Inuyasha... RATS!
After a long day of school, Kagome happily rides her bike home.
Kagome: (thinking) I wonder if I should brings some chocolate to everyone. they just may like it...
Kagome's thoughts are interrupted by a squad of cheerleaders jumping infront of her. And Kagome nearly hits a tree.
Kagome: HEY! WATCH IT!
Cheerleading Team: WE ARE THE BULLDOGS! WE LIVE IN A HUT! AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE US, WATCH US SHAKE OUR...To the point, we want YOU to join our cheerleading team!
Kagome: No! just leave me alone! (rides off.)
Candy: (Girl in cheerleading team.) what do we do now? She's won't join our cheerleading team.
Colleen: (Captain of cheerleading team) Oh, she will alright! (sneers) she will!
Later, Kagome packs her things (including chocolate.) in her bag and prepares to go down the well. But then, the cheerleading team pops into her room and does kartwheels and pyrimids.
Cheerleading team: T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S! TEEN TITANS! LET'S GO!
Kagome: JUST LEAVE! NOW! (Cheerleaders disappear.)
Kagome grabs her bag, goes down the stairs, out the door, into the shrine (or whatever it is.) and jumps down. But did not notice she was being watched by the cheerleaders.
Candy: OH MY GOODNESS! She fell in that well!
Rest of cheerleaders: (begins to rap.) SHE FELL IN THAT WELL! SHE FELL IN THAT WELL!
Colleen: OH SHUT UP! Let's just get her out and be as annoying as we can be so she will HAVE to join us!
They go over, but some how, they all fall in. (A/N: man are they stupid!)
In feudal Japan, Kagome climbs out of the well and looks around to see no ones there.
Kagome: That's strange! where is everybo-
Then, Inuyasha (In a safari outfit.) comes out of some bushes, goes infront of Kagome and starts talking to a guy holding a camera.
Inuyasha: (With an Austalian accent.) CRICKEY! Here's a type of Wild Boar! Isn't she a beauty!
Kagome: Inuyasha? What are you- HEY! I'M NOT A BOAR!
Inuyasha: WOWIE! CRICKEY! She can talk!
Kagome: SIT!
BAM!
Inuyasha: This one knows how to fight!I didn't even see that come'n!
WHAT DA!
Inuyasha: CRICKEY! (Runs off.)
Kagome: Inuyasha wait! (follows.)
Camera Guy: OK! THAT'S A RAP! Now it's time for my lunch break! (Disappears.)
Inuyasha and Kagome reach to a clearing to see Shippo (in leather clothes with shades on) on a motorcicle under a net.
Shippo: (With a New Jersey accent.) WAZ WRONG WI'J YA'S? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO POP A WHEELY IF I'M STUCK IN DIS!
Inuyasha: (Talking to nothing sence the camera man left.) WOWIE! CRICKEY! We got our selves a talking snake! Isn't she a beauty!
Shippo: I AIN'T NO CHICK!
Inuyasha: Ya know, it's wierd how every animal I catch I'm always assuming it's female...
Kagome: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? AND WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
Inuyasha: I'm The Crocodile Hunter!
Shippo: And I'm just some guy from New Jersey.
Then, Sango and Miroku (Also in leather clothes.) jump out of some trees infront of everybody.
Kagome: Sang-
Sango/Miroku: (Pointing water guns at Kagome.) FREEZE! LET US DO OUR WORK IN PEACE!
Sango and Miroku begin to do The Matrix.
Kagome: (sweat drop.) Uh...
Inuyasha: (Still talking to nothing.) CRICKEY! This forest is full of wild animals! Now we have two beautiful Crocodiles! Remember kids! Don't do this at home!
Inuyasha jumps on top of Miroku and starts wrestling him. Then Kikyo (in a super herocostume.) and Sesshomaru (Also in a safari outfit.) come out of the bushes.
Kikyo: I'M (echos) WONDER WOMAN!
Sesshomaru: Ha! I'm so much better then my brother with a fake accent!
Inuyasha: OY! (stops westling Miroku) WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!
Sesshomaru: The bushes! Stupid!
Kagome: And who are you?
Kikyo: I'M (echos.) WONDER WOMAN!
Shippo: We's know dat!
Sesshomaru: I'm Jeff Corwin from Jeff Corwin unleashed!
That's it for this chapter! i had fun writing it! pleez review!
Inuyasha: He's right! I did have a fake accent!
Miroku: OUCH! YOU BROKE MY ARM!
Sango: HORAY! now you can't touch me!
Shippo:Why did i talk like that?
madscientistvand: Cause you're from New Jersey!
Kagome: So what's up for the next chapter?
m.s.v.: i dunno. It's up to the reviewers.
Kagome: Oh no!
m.s.v.: Don't worry! how evil can they be?
Kagome: Double Oh no!
m.s.v.: Oh come on! i think their nice! (BE EVIL TO THEM! PLEASE!)
Sesshomaro: o want to blow up!
m.s.v.: Be carefull what you say! they just may do that!