In modern times, Miroku sits with his 'mother' and his 'father' at the kitchen table. His 'mother' Jaken speaks quietly,
"Miroku, we heard a noise last night..."
"Yes" said his 'father', Sango.
"OKAY! So YOU KNOW! I MASTERBATE! Gosh do YOU HAve to SNOOP SO MUCH?"
Jaken looked udderly shocked, "We were talking about your fear of thunder storms..."
"To much info..." mumbled Sango.
SNAP
SNAP
SNAP
"That's just EW. Sista!" Sesshoumaru screeched as miraculously appeared in front of their eyes as a cheer-leader...