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Nuts About You
Leia was craving chocolate. Badly. Ever since she had eloped with one Han Solo and fallen pregnant with his nerfherder children, she had this incredible urge for chocolate. Han had forbidden her from eating it and refused to go and buy her some. She was beginning to feel her anger. Maybe she should have listened to her father…
flashback
"Leia, there is something I have to tell you. You have a brother. But, he has turned to the Dark Side for Hershey's Kisses. Never, ever succumb to the Dark Side, Leia. You are our last hope!" Bail had told her one afternoon.
end flashback
Obviously, he didn't know the absolute craving she had. In fact, Leia was certain she'd turn to the Dark Side if she had chocolate…
"Father, Obi-Wan!"
"Yes, Luke?"
"I can feel a disturbance in the Force. I think it is my sister…"
Darth Vader nodded. He had been keeping track of his daughter and of her scoundrel husband. He knew that while she was pregnant, he had the chance…
"Go to the Millennium Falcon, Luke. She is weak. Take this, you will succeed in turning her to the Dark Side," He said, handing his son a Snickers bar.
"Oh and make sure you do something to that scruffy looking husband of hers!"
Han had momentarily left Leia. At the moment, she was searching through the storage room certain she would find some chocolate.
"Sorry, Dad, but right now I would hug Vader himself for a bar of that sweet, cocoa chocolate…" she muttered.
As if on cue, she heard a voice behind her.
"Leia, do not be afraid. I have something you want…"
Startled, she stood.
"Who are you?" she asked evenly.
The man before her laughed. Looking her straight in the eye, he opened his hand to reveal a King Size Snickers Bar.
Leia's eyes lit up.
"Leia…I am your brother! Join me and together we can overthrow Vader! You may have all the chocolate you require!"
Leia was confused. Her father's warning rang in her ear. But then she thought about Han and how the dirty smuggler was keeping her away from her chocolate. He was purposely denying her the one thing she wanted!
Greedily, she took the Snickers bar. She would do it. She would join the Dark Side.
With her mouth full, she looked at Luke. "I'm nuts about chocolate"
Nodding, he gestured for her to leave with him.
"Now, Leia, whenever you're hungry, you may grab a Snickers bar,"