Link to the Rescue!
Link leaned against a tree to catch his breath.
"Phew, this storyline sucks so far!" Link said wearily.
He looked around.
Nearby was a pig-like creature. It didn't look friendly. Link slowly approached it. It let out a noise, and hurled towards him, long claws at the ready. Link yelped slightly as it came closer, slashing him across the head.
Link growled. "PREPARE TO DIE ASSHOLE!" he screamed, and hurtled himself at the creature, slashing it with his sword until it died.
He breathed heavily.
"I don't get a break anymore!" he muttered, wiping some blood off of his face.
Link picked his way through the wildly overgrown woods. He looked up, and found the girl hanging unconscious from a tree branch. More of the creatures came, and he killed all of them.
The girl slowly opened her eyes. She blinked, taking in her surroundings, and realized she was hanging from the branch of a tree.
"Gah!" she yelped and began to wiggle, grunting as she did so.
The branch snapped, and she came tumbling to the ground.
Link snickered.
The girl stood up and brushed herself off. Link saw her in more detail now. She wore a pirate-like outfit. She had tan skin, large eyes, and her blonde hair was pulled into a swirly bun on top of her head.
"Gr! Stupid bird!" She muttered, but then she heard Link's laughter, "What are you laughing at?"
She looked around, and stared at Link standing before her. She looked at him from head to toe, "Wow... What's with that get up? You really like to make your sexual preference obvious, don't you?" She asked, brow raised.
Link sighed, "It's not what it looks like, trust me"
"Whatever," she replied.
At that moment, a big ugly pirate came into view, "MISS TETRA! MISS TETRA?" he yelled.
He spotted the girl, and waved to her, and then ran over.
"Miss Tetra! We all thought you were... You know... I mean, being that you were dropped onto a summit an' all..." The pirate said.
Link figured the girl was "Tetra."
"A summit! Well then, c'mon Gonzo, it's time to kick that chicken's ass!" Tetra said to the pirate, and she rushed to the woods' exit.
"But Miss Tetra-what about this boy?" said Gonzo.
"Don't worry about him!" Tetra said impatiently, and she left the woods.
Gonzo looked at Link's clothes for a moment, "Are you free Saturday night?"
"Woah, I did not just need to hear that! No way buddy!" Link said, backing up, his eyes wide.
"Well, think about my offer..." Gonzo said mysteriously, and followed Tetra out of the woods slowly.
When Gonzo was a safe distance away, Link cautiously followed them...