The Wind Waker
"It's been nice chattin' with you buddy, but now I have a mission!" Link said, and started to walk away.
"You don't even know what the hell you're doing dumb ass! And besides, I have something to give to you!" the boat said.
Link turned around, "And that would be..."
The boat threw him something and Link caught it.
"A Wind Waker."
"A what?"
"You can control wind with it." The King said.
"Ok..."
Then the boat proceeded to tell Link how to use it. But, of course, he wasn't really listening that much.
After the small lesson, the King nodded to a small island at a distance away that would be easy to swim too.
"I suggest going there to see the God of Wind, Zephos. Then go and visit the Rito Tribe. You'll have to climb the mountain a little bit."
Link hurriedly swam towards the small island.
"I'm sick of water, I'm sick of boats, I'm sick of wind... This sucks," Link said as he reached his destination, and climbed onto it. There were two shrines, but one was broken, so Link went to the one that wasn't and examined it. There appeared to be directions for some Wind Waker song, so Link tried it out.
"That's a nice breeze!" A voice next to Link said.
"HOLY SHIT!" Link jumped a little bit when he saw that a green frog on a green cloud was next to him.
"So you're the new Wind Waker, eh? That song you just played lets you control the direction of the wind! It's called "The Wind's Requiem," The frog said.
"Hey, look buddy, I have no clue what the (beep) you're talking about, you don't know who I am, and I don't know who you are, so let's not go picking labels!"
"Alrighty then. I'm Zephos, you're the new Wind Waker. Now we know each other! Isn't that swell?"
"IT'S LINK! MY NAME IS NOT THE WIND WHATEVER, YOU GOT THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL PAL?"
"Well, you wield the legendary Wind Waker, the magic conductor's baton. Therefore, that makes you the Wind Waker! You are clearly unaware of the powers that you have been so graciously given... Although your dull-wittedness leaves me stunned as to why you were granted with this, I have no say in who is chosen, so I shall learn to respect you," Zephos said calmly.
"That's better. Now no one gets hurt, but I still suggest you lay low for a while Frogger..." Link hissed.
"Be careful at sea though," Zephos said, flying over to the broken shrine.
"My brother, Cyclos, is miffed about his shrine being broken, and he has been creating cyclones at sea to torment travelers. If you see him, tell him to stop pissing people off! And THAT is my request for you!"
Zephos flew away with those last words to Link.
"Hmm. That was strange..." Link said.
He swam back to the main island, and examined the path up the mountain. He then noticed what looked to be a bomb plant on the ground... So he picked it up.
"That's a bomb flower!" The King of Red Lions called.
He paused a moment, "DON'T HOLD ON TO IT, THROW IT YOU IDIOT, OR ELSE IT'LL EXPLODE ON YOU!"
"WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO EARLI-" Link yelled back, but before he could finish his sentence, the bomb blew up in his face, "Er... Ow..."
"I thought you would've known that you can't just stand there, HOLDING A BOMB! AND IT'S OF HUMAN NATURE TO NOT HOLD ON TO EXPLOSIVES, AND IT'S OF BOMB NATURE TO EXPLODE!"
"Well sor-ry!" Link said.
"Just get going!" The King replied.
"Hmph!" Link grumbled.
He examined the boulders that were blocking the path, and picked up another bomb flower carefully and quickly, and placed it near the first boulder, being very careful to get far, far away before the bomb exploded.
"Hah hah, yes!" Link cheered, and began to dance.
"You're in public Travolta," The King said.
"Oh yeah..."
Link then continued to place bomb flowers near the boulders, watching them explode proudly.
"I believe you underestimated me, and I think you should apologize," Link said, smiling confidently.
"All you did was blow up some boulders. But I guess along with those boulders, a few more of those not-so-plentiful brain cells of yours exploded too. I am not apologizing to you for anything," The boat replied calmly.
"Well, I assure you, it will become my mission to prove to you that I'm way more powerful than you ever dreamed!" Link declared, turning to face the boat.
"Alright then, show me what you can do. Oh, and by the way, somewhere on this island is a gem called Din's Pearl. You need to get it."
Link, listening to the boat vaguely, noticed that there was a gap in the ground he was standing him, and we would need to cross to the other side. He also noticed a thin ledge like a path, just thin enough for one to get across on. So, with that in mind, Link sidled the wall, and inched his way across, and in under a minute, he was there. With a last sour glare towards the boat, Link continued his way up a small slope/hallway feeling pretty confident. But, he tripped and fell flat on his face.