Disclaimer: I own only Falcon and Raven and what-its-name. Setting Dr. D's record straight... Course that's Shego's job, not mine. On with the story.

"Shego your..." Kim was speechless.

"I know... I know," Shego told her. "What do you want? To torment me?"

Kim continued to stare dumbstruck at Shego. This seemed wrong on so many levels.

"That's why you looked overweight!" Ron said. "I get it now!"

Kim looked at Ron in confusion. Ron had turned green.

"Trying not to hurl..." he muttered.

Shego laughed.

"Bathroom's to your left," she told him.

"So what about this formula?" Dementor asked. "I believe that's what we're all here for."

Shego laughed.

"Formula? My God! Is that what this is about? It's baby formula..."

"Baby formula?" Falcon asked incredulously.

"Yeah... Ya know... for the baby to eat..."

"He'll love it!" Drakken called from the next room.

Shego made a gaging noise.

"Not again..." she muttered.

"Shego! Try some of this..." Drakken began. "Kim Possible? And Dementor? That is wrong on so many levels!"

Dementor shook his head.

"We'll be leaving," he said turning away.

"No, I have unfinished business with Shego," Falcon said lungeing at Shego.

Unable to do much of anything, Shego felt completely helpless. She was paralyzed with fear; that hadn't happened in a long time and she had forgotten how to deal with it.

Drakken noticed and rammed into Falcon. He sent her flying against a wall. Falcon saw this as a threat and turned her anger on Drakken. Soon the two began fighting; punching, kicking, and hitting.

Kim leaned against a nearby wall. She thought about the day she had been Shego's bridesmaid. Ron had said, "You will never see stranger sights than those we saw today." He had been wrong. Seeing Shego 8 months along and Drakken kung-gu fighting were much, much stranger than anything she had ever thought possible.

Dementor took advantage of Kim's relaxed pose and tried to attack her. She noticed however and kicked him, hard. He flew out the door and outside. Down the steps he flew and helay on The Lipsky's front lawn.

Shego felt so out of place. She felt all wrong letting Drakken fight and just stand on the sidelines. She was about to do something to help when Ron returned.

"Okay... this is not what one expects to see after hurling!" he commented.

The room got silent.

"Ahem... Hi... I'm Ron Stoppable and I wanna say that, um... Y'all shouldn't fight cuz Hank the Snowman wouldn't approve of it," hesaid as a motovational speech.

Drakken sighed.

"That's not why I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna stop cuz it feels weird... I mean I had always thought the guy was supposed to save the girl... But this is just weird."

Falcon nodded.

"I'm stopping cuz it's dumb trying to fight Drakken. He's just an idiot. I'll come back another day... Besides, I didn't even want to come," she said as she left.

Kim stared in disbelief.

"That was... weird..." Shego said finally.

"I'll say." Kim agreed. "But what gets me is you being... I mean, ya know..."

"Pregnant?" Shego said.

Ron laughed.

"It sounds weird hearing you say that..." he said in between bursts of laughter.

"Do something about him. If you're here to check up on us, I guess I don't object unless Drew does," Shego told them.

Drakken shrugged.

"Your call, but don't tell us what gender the kid's gonna be. I don't have thirty dollars."

Kim stared at Shego for help but decided to interrogate them quickly and leave before things got too awkward.

A/n: I know... really lame... scary for someone who gets perfect scores on their writing prompts... very scary indeed... But don't take my word. Y'all are entitled to forming your own opinions. Moving on with my life... R and R without flaming.