THE SHOOTING OF HOGWARTS, THE MOVIE

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A/N: Thanks for the nice reviews, guys! For someone who's just starting to write fanfiction it's really encouraging. And sorry for any spelling mistakes I missed correcting. This scene goes almost according Guilderoy's plan.

DAY TWO, PART TWO

Setting: The great hall, the students have just finished lunch and are going out in groups.

Unbelievably, the shooting of the next scene has started on time and without any serious accidents. While Dumbledore is reading his lines Harry and Lockhart are talking quietly away from the camera.

HARRY: How am I supposed to look when I rush to help Neville?

LOCKHART: You're supposed to be shocked at Draco's evilness.

HARRY: Shocked, right.

LOCKHART: You feel the anger boiling inside you...

HARRY:Angry, got it.

LOCKHART: ...and you're determined to stop his terrible plot!

HARRY: Shocked, angry, determined! (frowning, thinking hard) Er... Wich one of the three?

LOCKHART: Well, all of them if you can!

DUMBLEDORE: " ...And let me tell you now how our heroes came to know each other.

The first to cross paths were Potter the Noble and Longbottom the Powerful when Malfoy the Evil had stolen Longbottom's soon-to-be bestseller composition about Hogwarts, plotting to present it as his own and start a foundation on Voldemort's name to support the families of Death Eaters killed by Voldemort himself as a result of his stomachache. "

NEVILLE: (threateningly) Give it back, Malfoy!

DRACO: (evilly) No!

NEVILLE: (tries to take his composition but Draco is higher than he and is holding it in the air out of reach).

DRACO: (close to insanity) Bwahahaha! The composition is MINE!!!!!

HARRY: (spotting the situation, trying to look shocked, angry and determined at the same time)

SNAPE: (Despite himself starts laughing like mad at the look on Harry's face and knocks off the camera wich falls to the ground)

LOCKHART: (is about to shout "cut")

SIRIUS: (covers Lockhart's mouth with his hand)

HARRY, NEVILLE AND DRACO: (not wanting to shoot the scene again look at each other, shrug and drop to the floor where the camera is, continuing the act from that position)

HARRY: (from the floor) Give the composition back, you filthy little cockroach!

HERMIONE: (off screen, indignantly) Hey, that was my only cool line!

DRACO: (also from the floor) Never!

HARRY: (pulls out his wand)

DRACO: (simply punches him in the face)

HARRY: (faints rather dramatically)

NEVILLE: Hey! You don't punch a guy with a glasses! ( kicks Draco repeatedly kung-fu style wich tirns out pretty hard considering they're both on the floor and trying to stay in front of the fallen camera)

DRACO: (faints trying to look more dramatic than Harry)

NEVILLE: (points his wand at Harry) Innervate!

HERMIONE: (off screen) Wasn't it "Ennervate"?

SNAPE: Yes. He got the wrong spell. This was the spell to make you nervous.

HARRY: (jerks his head, looks around nervously and starts biting his nails)

NEVILLE: Thank you for your help, my noble friend!

HARRY: (still biting at his nails) Mphmph, mph! Mphmphmph mph mph.

NEVILLE: ( looking a little confused but trying to save the situation) Er... You say your name is Potter the Noble?! Mine is Longbottom the Powerful!

HARRY: Mph!

NEVILLE: Yes, I feel this is the beginning of a wonderful friendship!

Appropriate music starts playing as Neville helps Harry (who's still biting his nails) stand up and they both exit the great hall heading in the direction of the hospital wing.

END OF SCENE

LOCKHART: We have to shoot it again! The camera fell down!

SIRIUS: But they still managed to stay on screen so it's not really a problem. And anyway, Harry's in no shape for shooting.

SNAPE: (sniggering) Well yes, we have to think about the boy, right? And since Potter will need some time to recover and we need him fresh as a cucumber for the next scene I suggest we stop for today.

LOCKHART: (looking suspiciously at him, then sighing heavilly) All right. This time. But remember that this is a small budget movie. We've only rented the camera for ten days. Understood? All I want is a little respect from you! A little cooperation! Is anybody listening? (realises everyone has left the Great hall and he's standing alone in the middle of it) I need a butterbeer.

END OF DAY TWO, PART TWO