THE SHOOTING OF HOGWARTS, THE MOVIE

Disclaimer: JKR owns everything Harry Potter related.

A/N: Sorry this is so short and not funny but it's a turning point for the whole fic.

DAY FIVE BREAKFAST, TURNING POINT

Everyone's having breakfast in the Great hall before they start shooting when Dolores Umbridge suddenly appears.

UMBRIDGE: (giggles) Shooting, are you?

HARRY: (angrily) Yes, we are!! And what are you doing here?

UMBRIDGE: Well, you see, the ministry is quite worried about the quantity of magic you're using for this fic.

LOCKHART: What do you mean?

UMBRIDGE: Well, you're out of st. Mungo's, Black is alive Snape is not in Azkaban... This kind of thing.

SNAPE: Wait a minute, why should I be in Azkaban?

UMBRIDGE: Welll, because after You-know-who's return we can't allow ex- Death Eaters to walk around free.

SNAPE: But I'm a spy for the Light!

UMBRIDGE: The minister doesn't think so.

SIRIUS: But Rowling said there's gonna be a new minister of magic!

UMBRIDGE: But for now, there isn't. So, if you don't finish the movie before the 10 days deadline and convince our expert...

LOCKHART: What exper?

UMBRIDGE: The one we're sending you. If you don't convince him that it was all worth it, Lockhart's going back to hospital, Snape's going to jail and Black's gonna be dead for the rest of his... erm... Death. And we'll make it so that no fanfiction author is ever able to change that. There will be no more resuractions, redemptions or any such nonsence. We'll make sure to think up some horrible fate for each and every one of you.

EVERYONE: (look horrified)

UMBRIDGE: If I were you I'd try to finish that movie in time and make it very good, good enough to imrpess our expert. Not that its possible. (giggles) Buy, buy!

EVERYONE: (look at each other and rush out of the Great hall to start shooting immediately)

SNAPE: (remains at the table banging his head) Damn it (bang) damn it (bang) damn it (bang).

HAGRID: (arrives at the Great hall, he's just taken his seventh bath after being... er... pulled out of the giant monster) Hullo, professor Snape! Nice mornin' ain't it? The movie's goin' pretty well too! Slow, I'd say, but well. But it ain't no matter if we're goin' a bit slow, nobody's chasin' us, right? An' if it doesn't turn out that brilliant, it wouldn't matter, cuz nobody's gonna judge us that hard, we're all just have a good laugh. That's what I like about it! We're only doin' it for pleasure, it's no matter of life and death.

SNAPE: (bang) Hagrid, (bang) shut (bang) UP!!! (bang) And let's catch up with the others cuz we better shoot at least five scenes today. And to think that I considered spying on the Dark Lord a tough job! Come on, MOVE! ( suddenly his face drops) Oh, it's no use. We're never gonna make it.

A/N: Uh-oh! Our guys are in big trouble this time! And all of us fan-fiction authors too! We'll be banned from giving our favourite characters a chance at a better life even in fanfiction! Oh, I hope they manage to finish that movie! (Yes, I'm the author but I don't know if they will, this fic's going in it's own direction, if it comes to me this way, they won't make it!) You better review to support them! Otherwise, they're doomed!