Ride The Wind!
Link found himself on a cliff.
"Oh my god!"
A korok stood nearby.
"Hurry up and save Makar! You know how to get over there, right?" It asked.
"Uh…. Yeah, I think I do, but…uh…." Link stuttered.
Link looked ahead. There were tall, narrow, cliff-like islands making a path to a creepy looking place that sort of looked like a thorny tree. A tornado circled the island closest to the Forbidden Woods.
"But what?"
"Do you people honestly think I can survive that?" Link yelped shrilly.
"Of course you can! You saved the Deku Tree, right?" the korok asked.
"Yeah, but that was small time, you see. This looks pretty dangerous right here, and besides, the tree was right, people can't fly!"
"That's why you have the Deku Leaf." the korok said, shaking his head in exasperation.
"But I don't know how to use it!" Link whined.
The korok sighed.
"Hold on to both ends and jump! The leaf will carry you in the direction the wind is going!"
Link felt the breeze on his face.
"It's not going in the right direction, so I guess I can't do this, aw, too bad!"
"CHANGE IT NOW!" the little korok said, his voice turning deep and manly, like in the Exorcist or something like that.
Link hurriedly changed the direction of the wind using his wind waker.
"Now get moving before I have to push you!" it said, still in the same tone.
"No, I won't do it!" Link cried.
"DO IT!"
"NO!"
"I'll push you off!" the creature warned.
"Ah, don't!" Link squealed, and quickly thought over his options.
He hated being pushed, so there was nothing left to do but…jump….
Link took a deep breath, then he ran off the cliff, clinging to the Deku Leaf.
"Oh!" He breathed a sigh of relief.
It had worked!
Link gently landed on the next island.
This was the last one to pass before reaching the Forbidden Woods.
But his destination was too far up, and there was a cyclone circling his current location.
Seeming to sense the boy's predicament, a second korok provided him with the answer.
"Get into that cyclone!" It said.
There was a long pause.
"What?" Link shouted.
"Ride into the cyclone, and it will lift you upward. From there, you'll be able to reach the woods."
"I-!" Link was about to talk, but then stopped.
He knew he had to do these things if he ever wanted Aryll back. His baby sister was his weakness, and he realized that if he had to die to save her, he would. Aww... How cute.
With a sigh, Link slowly nodded, and then, when the time was right, leaped off the island. He soon found himself inside the cyclone, being lifted up quickly.
"Woah!"
Once he was released from it, he successfully landed on the entry way to the Forbidden Woods.
Link heard a faint noise, sort of like a fan behind him.
He turned, and to his fright, he spotted an orange colored creature with many eyes, a propeller atop its head, and a spiked bottom heading straight towards him.
The creature, known as a peahat, bowled straight into Link, and knocked him to the ground.
"Ow!"
Link instantly knew that this creature was a minion of Ganondorf.
Without realizing that he had the Deku Leaf still in one hand, Link hit at the creature. His hand missed it, but the breeze from the Deku Leaf appeared to injure the peahat. (That's what it's called.) Link then slashed it with his sword.
He had slain the opposing creature!
He did this to one more peahat, and then it too was vanquished.
With that danger out of the way, Link turned to stare at the dark entrance to the Forbidden Woods.
With a sigh, he began to walk in.
"I'm not gonna back down!" He declared, his tone one of finality.
Ok, here's the other fucked up chapter. I don't own Zelda, and all that disclaimer fuck, and so forth. This one's still beeped out too, sorry 'bout that, but I didn't feel like revising it again. I apologize for any inconvience...