The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

by The Tacochickenwings

Link goes on a quest to save his stupid sister Aryll and the world from Ganondorf, the biggest Spice Girls fan ever to hit the Great Sea. However, the controlling Tetra, nudist Medli, rapist Makar, and fat King of Red Lions aren't much help.

21. The Forbidden Woods

The Forbidden Woods

Link found himself in the entry room of the Forbidden Woods. A greenish fog blanketed the place, and it smelled old and musty.

He coughed.

"Cripes, a little air in here would be nice!"

Squinting, Link could see a door up ahead, and he began to walk forward.

"What the-?"

Link had stepped in something sticky and green, and realized, with horror, that he had stepped on a chuchu!

"OH, SICK DUDE!"

He leaped backwards.

Soon more chuchus arrived, and began to close in on him.

"(Beep) this! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!" Link shrieked.

After vanquishing the hoard of chuchus, Link sat down and stared at his shoe.

"Dammit! It's like dog shit!"

He sighed, and wondered how Aryll was doing…. Link still regretted being so nasty to her. But at least, he thought, I was always pretty nice to her before that.