THE SHOOTING OF HOGWARTS, THE MOVIE
Disclaimer: JKR owns them all.
A/N: I'M BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, sorry, I'm really sorry but I simply didn't have a computer for a long time! I said I'd finish this and I will! Also sorry this is short but I'm warming up after a long period of not writting it.
DAY SIX
Breakfast at the great hall, Snape is reading the script when he suddenly sees something unexpected in it.
SNAPE: WHAT???!!! LOCKHART!!!
LOCKHART: (under his breath) Oh, yes I expected that.
SNAPE: (points at the script) What is this?
LOCKHART: The script?
SNAPE: I know it's the script! It's what's in it that bothers me!
EVERYONE: What? What is it? What has he written this time?
SNAPE: I die, that's what.
EVERYONE:...
SNAPE: It's not fair! Why should I die?
LOCKHART: Because when You-know-who/ aka Sirius is about to kill Harry, you jump in front of him and save him. It's very heroic.
SNAPE: But I don't wanna die!
SIRIUS: Huh, get used to it, pal. You're spying on Voldemort, it's bound to happen.
SNAPE: Nobody knows that except Rowling! Why can't Sirius die instead?
LOCKHART: Well, he plays You-know-who. He can't kill himself. AND he already died once in the book. If we don't finish the movie on time he'll stay dead forever and you'll only go to Azkaban.
SNAPE: I don't care, I'm not doing it!
DUMBLEDORE: Severus, now isn't the time! We're in a hurry! Come on, I'll let you teach DADA once a month.
SNAPE: I said no.
HARRY: Well, Professor Lockhart, if you don't mind, I have an idea.
Later in the Forbidden forest where the previews scene was shot.
LOCKHART: OK, action!
A/N You get to see what they shot next time. Review to welcome me back... or don't.