Aryll's Troubles
Aryll sighed and sat in a corner of her cell. Her two cell-mates, Maggie and Mila, were off in other areas of their small prison.
Maggie was a hideously ugly poor chick who pretty much dressed like a brown paper shopping bag. She was pretty nice though, but a bit of a drama queen. Oh yeah, and she resembled a gorilla. A gorilla in a brown paper shopping bag.
Mila was rich, and blonde. She was a total bitch.
Mila heaved a great sigh.
"If father were here, he'd hire some guy to kill Ganon's butch ass!" she boasted, "Ah... Poor Maggie. Your father can't afford a crumb!"
Mila chuckled at this.
Maggie growled and spun around to face Mila.
"Wanna say that to my face ho?"
Mila looked taken aback.
"What'd you say bitch?"
"Bring it on!" Maggie screamed, and the two girls began fighting.
"Stop fighting!" Aryll cried, but it was no use.
Then, all of a sudden, Mila pinned Maggie to the ground, and popped her head off using a spoon. She cackled insanely. Maggie's head bounced against the bars of the cell, then rested near Aryll's feet.
"YOU'RE INSANE!" Aryll screamed.
Mila laughed heartily, then popped her own head off with the spoon. The head fell on Aryll's other side. Mila's body twitched for a few secconds, then it shuddered and was still.
Aryll burst out crying.
"Oh, big brother!" she sniffled, "Please hurry!"