THE SHOOTING OF HOGWARTS, THE MOVIE
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A/N: THANK YOU, THANK YOU for the wonderful reviews! As you can see, they got me writing again when I had completely forgotten about this story. But I'll have to beg you to RandR my LotR story too, because I'm getting desperate. I know nothing really interesting has happened there yet, but it will and reviews are the story's life force.
And now... (drumroll)
DAY SEVEN, PART ONE
(Somewhere deep in the dungeons)
SNAPE: Alright, I admit it. Even I have never been to this part of the dungeons. Why are we here?
LUPIN: Because we need a REALLY deserted place for these scenes.
SIRIUS: Why?
LUPIN: So the students wouldn't hear the screams.
(Snape and Sirius look at each other.)
BOTH: Screams?
LUPIN: Well, yeah. The kids might find them disturbing.
SIRIUS: (a bit nervously) Moony, why is it just the three of us here?
LUPIN: To save time. The others are somwere else in the castle, shooting a different scene.
SNAPE: Er... right.
(Meanwhile Lupin ushers them trough a thick door and into a dark room.)
SIRIUS: (whispering urgently to Snape) And what scene are WE supposed to shoot today?
SNAPE: How should I know!
SIRIUS: Merlin, I promise to read the script from now on!
SNAPE: This place is creepy.
SIRIUS: (stares at him) Did YOU just say that?
SNAPE: (gulps, in a small voice) Wait a minute, isn't the full moon today?
LUPIN: Yes, the fool moon is today! (doubles over and starts making strange sounds)
SNAPE AND SIRIUS: AAAAAAAAAARGH!
LUPIN: (doubles even more, giggling) I'm joking! The full moon is in two days. Now is the FOOL moon, ha-ha!
SIRIUS: Moony, I'm gonna kill you!
LUPIN: Calm down, Sirius, no murders. We've gotta keep the rating... er, K I think, according to the new system.
SIRIUS: (instantly shrinking backwards) Yeah. The rating. Right...
SNAPE: (muttering) What's with this guy and the rating? He's worse than Molly. (louder) And what are you complaining about anyway? You're an animagus, he's no danger to you.
LUPIN: I think he was concerned about you, Severus.
SNAPE AND SIRIUS: What!
LUPIN: Well, at least I hope he was. It would make things easier.
SNAPE: Things? What things?
(At that moment the heavy door slams shut and locks)
SNAPE: What the...
LUPIN: (from the other side of the door) In case you were wondering, guys, this is the scene where both of you are cought by Death Eaters and have to learn to work together to escape. Since Lockhart is busy and can't be here to direct you, we decided that it would be best if you actually experienced the real thing. To be more realistic, you know. That may also be benefitial to you from a psychological point of view. Being forced to put behind your differences and all that. Now, I'll just attach the camera to this small window here... There, it's working. Action!
Have fun, guys. And I'll be on my way. I have a scene to attend too.
SNAPE: LUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
SIRIUS: MOONY YOU'RE SO DEAD!
(The screams follow Lupin as he exits the dungeons, smirking)
END OF DAY SEVEN, PART ONE
A/N: Yeah, I know this is short but I'm still warming up. You'll find out how Severus and Sirius spent their time in the dungeons in the next chapie :0. Man, I had forgotten how much fun writing this could be. Love to all and PLEASE review!