The Forbidden Woods (Again)
Link opened his eyes, and sat up. He quickly realized that he had fallen asleep!
"Uh... It's these fumes... They're making me high..."
He shook his head, and looked around. The room was practically spinning for our young hero, but he did manage to make out a door at the far end of the room which was covered with vines. He wouldn't be able to get through to it, unless...
Link sort of staggered over to the door, and hit it with his sword, but to no avail. The vines would not break. He groaned in frustration, and spotted another door at the far left. He went through it, only to find a strange nut...
"Damn, I'm more stoned than I thought I was! I'm (beeping) hallucinating..."
But he picked it up anyway, and brought it back to the room he was previously in.
Maybe... he thought, If I throw this thing at the door, it'll break it down...
He took a deep breath, gagged on the air, and threw the nut. It hit the door, and the vines fell away from it. He could now go through the door!
Once he finished gagging, he went through the newly opened door.
"I'm pretty damn smooth, I would say!" Link said with a grin, but he staggered, and fell flat on his face.
"Ouch."
The next room was pretty big. But Link didn't really have the time to observe it, because he fell screaming off the edge of a cliff.
"Uhn!"
With a heavy thud, Link landed on top of a boko baba plant and killed it immediately.
"Oh...sorry..." he said quietly.
The creature left behind what is called a boko baba stick, which Link picked up, and set fire to one of the torches. He really didn't know what he was doing. In fact, he didn't really know where he was either. But oh well.
Author's Comments
Ok, um, the Forbidden Forest is bleeping confusing to write, ok? So maybe I'll just skip ahead a few parts, I mean, Link doesen't even know what's going on. (Watches Link giggle hysterically and fall on the ground off in the distance.) See? He won't care! And if my skipping bothers you, I'm sorry, but honestly, you try writing about the beeping forest using a guidebook that comes with kick ass Wind Waker stickers! That didn't make much sense, but my guidebook DOES come with stickers you know. Really. Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention, I don't own Wind Waker and all that disclaimer shit. If you want to sue me, then you can just pull the beeping stick out of your ass, 'kay? Now back to the story. Oh yeah, and I PROMISE, if this chapter sucks, then the other chapters'll get better. I have some good shit planned for y'all. I know, this is really disappointing, but The Forbidden Woods is very hard to write. Keep reading, 'cause once again, IT WILL GET BETTER. Ok, now OFFICIALLY back to the story.
(Back to the story.)
Link pretty much fell into another room. This one was cluttered with those giant walnuts, and a huge, fancy door stood before him.
"...Huh...? Where the hell am I? And...how the hell did I get here?" Link asked himself.
He reached into his pocket and pulled out a big key.
"What the (beep) is this thing...?"
Absentmindedly, Link carried the key to the large door and unlocked it.