Finding Out the Truth
EXTRA!!!
Satou: KOOONIIICHIIWAAAA MIINNNNAA-SAAAN!!!!!!!!! OK!!!! /gets smacked by a Sesshomaru doll/ ....AHHH MY PRECIOUS SESSHIE HATES MEEEEEE!!!! GOMEN NASAI!!!!!!! I DIDN'T HAVE THE TIME TO DO CH. 6. GOMEN NASAI, GOMEN NASAI!! TT /cries/ SUMIMASEN!!!! (eto....did I spell that right...teehee...) ok! To make up for my absence.....IM DOING AN EXTRA!!!!!! ) OK!!!! /looks around/ hey....where is everyone...o..i forgot......MY STORIES SUUUUCK!!!!! TT o well......or either that they don't want to wait ne more....hehehe....../gets smacked by a pineapple/ huh? WHO THREW THAT!?!?!?!?! /looks around/ ano....there isn't ne one here.....AHHH IM BEGINNING ATTACKED BY A GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Guy Who Threw the Pineapple: MUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA I RULE THE WORLD!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PINEAPPLES SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!! MUHAAHAHAHHAH
Satou: fufufufufu (it's a laugh if u didn't know.../gets smacked/...ow) whoever said pineapples will rule the world...is wrong...'cause......SUGAR WILL!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHHA SUGAR! SUGAR! SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAH SUGAR IS GOD!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAAHA
Some shadowy guy: wat a crazed bunch of fools...cucuccucuc (its another laugh /someone throws a cannonball/ MUHAHHA THAT MISSED...ow...NOW WHO THREW THE SHOE!?!?!) 'cause......ANGST WILL!!!!!! MUHAHAHAH ANGST!!!!!!!
Pineapple Man (ill just call him that) & Satou: oooookk.../sweat drop/ and he calls us crazed fools...
Shadow Man (NEW NAME!): /twitch twitch/ ooo...the pain....THE ANGST!!!!!!!!! TT
Pineapple Man & Satou: ....../walks away/
Shadow Man: nooo don't goo....I NEED U!!!.....I LUB U!!!!!!!!!!
Pineapple Man: wHaAaT! Ho ho ho.../wiggles to Shadow Man/ sooo u love me do u /smirks with a shine at his teeth/ HO HO HO /satou in the background singing "MERRY CHRISTMAS"/
Shadow Man: /twitch twitch/ AHHHH IM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T LOVE...errr....LIKE FOR THAT MATTER!!!!!!!!!! /shadow man runs away/
Pineapple Man: NOOOOOO COME BACK SHADOW MAN!!!!!!!!! /goes to a corner and mops/ TT
Satou:...MUHAHAHA I HAVE DEFEATED MY ENEMIES!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA SUGAR CONQUERS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: OI!!!!! OI!!!! WHEN THE HECK R U GONNA START THE EXTRA!!!!! OI OI!!!!!
Satou: oppies....forgot all bout it.....tee hee hee.....
Everyone: /falls down anime style/
Satou: YOSH!!!!! TIME TO START THE EXXXTRRRAAAA!!!!!!!!! Hehe
DISCLAMIER
Satou: UGH!!! Cant u give me a BREAK!!!!! TT I don't wanna do this....../gets smacked/ haaaaiii
Inuyasha: U HAVE BEEN SLACKIN OFF U MUCH!!! GET BACK TO WORK!!!!
Satou: deeeeemoooooooo
Inuyasha: NO BUT'S WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Satou: DEMO...I JUST STARTED SCHOOOOL!!!!! TT
Inuyasha: DOOOO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Satou: hai I /sob/ don't own /sob/ INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! /cries/
Inuyasha: AND..!!!!!
Satou: /sob/ and all the other anime characters showing on the /sob/ ex...ex..EXTRA!!!!!
Inuyasha: good little girl /thoughts of inuyasha "MUHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHA"/ ON WITH THE EXTRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Satou: WAHHHHHHHH /cries/ oOOoOOo but I do own the charaters I make up! Hohoho /evil smirk/
Everyone: /sweat drop/
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Director: ACTION!!!!!!!
Satou: HELLO MINNA-SAN su!!!!!!!!!!!! WELCOME TO THE GAME SHOW INUYASHA!!!! WE WILL BE TAKING THE CHARACTER OF INUYASHA AND PUTTING THEM AGAINST OTHER ANIMES!!!!!!!!!!!! SUUUU! ...... OK!!!! CHARACTERS FROM INUYASHA COME ON OUT!!!! /everyone from Inuyasha come outeveryone claps/ ok! Now.....we will choose who will go up against INUYASHA!! /drum roll/ and it will be.........huh?
A baby floating around: SAI!!!!! Wahh wahh!!!
Everyone: /sweat drop/
A girl: ah! RUU-KUN!!!!!!!! /runs to the floating baby/
Ruu (the baby's name): MAMA!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: sooo this is our opponent!!! MUHAHAHAHA /rushes at Ruu/ MUHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
Ruu:INNI!!!!!!!! Weeeeee /Inuyasha suddenly floats in the air/
Inuyasha: AHHHH!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Everyone: /sweat drop/
Inuyasha: AHHHHH!!!! GET ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: OSUWARI!!!!!!! (A/N LOOKIE!! I FINALLY KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT!!!!!)
Inuyasha: GAH!!!! WTF IS UR PROBLEM U BAKA!!!!!!!
Kagome: u said u wanted to get down....
Inuyasha: NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!
Kagome: STOP COMPLAINING!! /the two continue to fight in the background then a boy enters the stage/
Fan Girls in the audience: KANATA-KUUUN!!!!!!! 3
Kanata (the boy): oi...Miyu...wat r u doing?
Miyu: GOMEN NASAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Sango: HOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!! /fire pops out of no where, then everyone backs away/
BOOM!!!!!! KA-POW!!!!!!
Miroku: oww......
Sango: Im very sorry for that HENTAI BAKA for doing that to u...
Miyu: /faints/
Kanata: oi...Miyu....OI! OI!!!!
Ruu: PAPA!!
Everyone: Papa? Mama?
Kanata: ...there u r...
Ruu: AI!
Everyone: WE R SOOO CONFUSED!!!!! /a cat goes on stage/
Cat: RUU-CHAMA (sama)!!!!! TT
Everyone: AHHHHH ITS A TALKING CAT!!!!! AHHHHHHH
Kanata: WANYA!!!!
Wanya (the talking cat): AHHHHHH OH NO!!!! WE HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT!!!!! /runs around in circles/
Satou:........./some weird purple aura surrounds Satou/........
Everyone:..................RUN!!! EVERYONE RUN!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Satou: WHO DARES RUIN MY SHOW!?!!?!?!??!!?!?!??!!?!?!??!?!?!?! /the ground rumbles/
Miyu, Kanata, and Wanya: .........Ah WE R VERY VERY VERY SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruu: AI!!!!
Satou: "SORRY" WONT CUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! /grabs Miyu, Kanata, Wanya, and Ruu/
BOOM!!! CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANG!!!! KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---5 MINUTES LATER---
Audience: /sweat drop/
Satou: huff puff now that I have gotten "rid" of the troublemakers...TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE OPPONENT(S) (A/N hehe MUHAHAHA I said "opponent(s)" MUHAAHAAHAH soo much suspense!!!)!!!!
Audience: ummm....../looks at the stage/
Satou: THE OPPONENT(S) WILL BE....
Inuyasha: WAT THE F#$&!?!?! WAT FREAKIN HAPPENED TO THE STAGE?!?!?!?! /purple with a dash of blue and red (A/N hahah COLORS!!! XD) aura surrounds Satou/
Satou: ...... INUUYAAASSHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: eep...AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!
Satou: MUHAHAH NOW I WILL TELL U WHO WILL BE UR OPPONENT!!!!!! MUHAAHAHAHAHAHAH........................YOUR OPPONENT IS.......................................ME MUHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Sango: eep...
Inuyasha: Keh...soo ur our opponent...THIS WILL BE EASY!
Satou: o really...fufuffuf (A/N A LAUGH!! HAHAHA) /Inuyasha makes his Tetsusaiga big/
Inuyasha: KAZE NO KIZU!!!!!
Satou: TOO EASY!!!! Muhahahaha /jumps up/ MUHAHAH FEEL MY POWER!!!!! /Satou draws out a sword....literally (haha with a pencil!)/ FEEL MY PENCIL WRATH!!!!!!
Inuyasha: Did she just.....make a sword from that piece of wood?
Satou: heheh BEHOLD MY TENSHI PENCIL!!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Everyone but Inuyasha: /sweat drop/
Satou: muhahahahahahaaha..................they need more girls in Inuyasha.........muhhahaahhaahah
Inuyasha: huh?
Satou: muhahahahahahahahaahaha..../Satou slowy creeps up to Inuyasha/
Inuyasha: W...WHAT ARE U GONNA DO?!?!!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
---A MOMENT LATER---
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Satou: A MASTERPIECE!!!!!!! I WILL CALL IT............ INUYASHA WITH BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: WHAT THE F#&!?!?!?!?!
Naraku: ....../drools/......
Miroku: gaaahhhhh........./drools/....../walks over and gropes Inuyasha/
Inuyasha: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MIROKU!!!!!! WHAT THE CRAP ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: Will you bare my children?
Inuyasha: /twitch twitchall goes silent/ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! /all chaos breaks out/
Satou: WELL...I hope u like our show!!!! TUNE IN NEXT TIME WHEN WE INTERVIEW THE CHARACTERS FROM CHOBITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE U LIKED TODAYS EPISODE!!!!!!!! GOOD BYE!!!!! SEE U ALL LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAI BAI!!!!!!!!
END OF EXTRA
?DICTIONARY?
konichiwa: Hello
minna: everyone
sumimasen: very sorry
demo: but
osuwari: sit or sit boy
baka: stupid or idiot
hentai: perverted
Kaze no Kizu: Wind Scar
tenshi: angel
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Satou: hahahah OK!!!! I really hope u liked this!
Some guy: WHEN THE HECK R U GOING TO CONTINUE UR STORY?!?!?!!?!?!?
Satou: soon......
The guy: How soon?
Satou: SOON!
The guy: ok........AHHHHHHHHHH /runs away/
Satou: OK!!! Well.....................WHO HAS SEEN THE 3th MOVIE OF INUYASHA!?!?!?!?!?!...............WELL I DID!!! ITS SOOO GOOD!!!!!! ESPECIALLY SESSHIE-SAMA!!!! /drools/ well..........ok.............hahhaah....its good though!.....ill try to finish Ch. 6 ASAP! Ok!!! Im really sry for taking soo long to update! But got school now...IM REALLY SRY!!! Well...BAI BAI!!!! SEE Y'ALL IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!