The 5th Marauder

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Chapter 5; The First Encounter

A/N: OMG NOOOOO THE ANTS GOT PRONGS THE ANTS ATE PRONGS sobbing hysterically not prongs no, no, no, nooooo not prongs.... EAT SNAPE INSTEAD HE'S GREASY LIKE McDONALDS!!!! For a full reason of this go to my Live Journal located on the homepage in my bio... THE NICE MEN IN WHITE COATS ARE AFTER ME!!!!! THEY WANT TO TAKE ME TO THE RUBBER ROOM!!!! START THE STORY WHILE I RUN!!!!!!

"First class is potions, with Slytheryin then transfiguration with Hufflepuff, then history of magic with Ravenclaw, then Herbology with the Hufflepuff then Slytheryin in charms-" Lily began.

"ARE THEY LUCKY CHARMS!?" Sabrina said she had been hyper all morning. She realized this and said. "I'm hyper before I eat." Then she ate some pancakes and was less bouncy. "Continue please."

"Then Defense Against the Dark Arts with the Slytheryin." Lily said.

"Ah they give us the worst first... urgh." James said.

"What are you dimwits talking about?" Lily asked.

"Lily..." Sabrina said "it's not dimwits its dimtwits" she said looking at her breakfast, James gave her a look "oh sorry James."

"Well we have Professor Dirus first." James said "he's the head of Slytheryin."

Sabrina was making up stupid song lyrics out of bordem "Dance, dance, dance until you wet your pants.... DANCE! Um... erm... well dance and pants rhyme, and stupid songs help me make good ones so... um... cough erm... Will you look at that dude over there picking his nose!?" She said pointing to someone at another table.

She back hand sprung all the way to the next class stopping occasionally to dance and jump up and down to music that wasn't there until the boys caught up.

"How do you wake up so early and have all that energy?" Sirius gaped at her.

"The question is," Said Rita Skeeter a girl from Hufflepuff passing by "What is she taking that makes her so hyper?"

"Oh," Said Sabrina, rolling with the punches "that would be a mix of sugar, chocolate, carbs, and adrenaline from thrills like rides and horror movies, even horrific sounds such as your voices, and those scary masks your wearing, oh wait are those your faces?" The boys sniggered about five feet away, and two girls walked up to her.

"Hi," said the first one she had long blonde hair, not as long as Sabrina's whose hair went to about her shins, hers only went to her shoulders. She had blue eyes. "that was, so funny!"

"I know!" Said the second girl with red hair down to her waist and blue eyes too. "They probably had it coming, we heard them talking about people they didn't even know last knight."

"My name is Molly." Said the first girl.

"And my name's Allie!" Said the second girl.

"And," Molly said

"Aren't" Allie said

"They" Molly said

"CUTE!?" the two giggling girls said in union pointing at James and Sirius.

"Well," Sabrina said "they are nice, two of my 7 best friends in fact. "

"You know them?" Allie asked.

"You talk to them?" Molly said

"Yep, know the best place ever?"

"No where?"

"THE BRONX!!!!"

"The Bronx?"

"Of NYC! Le DUH!"

"Wha-" their conversation was cut short by Professor Dirus (Fyi- Dirus means cruel or mean in the Latin!) slamming the door to the dungeon open.

"In." He grumbled. "You," He said to Sabrina, "Your shoelaces,"

"D' you like them?" She said staring at her bright pink laces.

"No, ten points from Gryffindor." Sabrina's eyes started to well up with tears as she walked into the classroom, Sirius, James, Peter, and Remus glared at him as they entered the classroom.

"I told you he was terrible Lily." James hissed at her.

Class was not much better than the start, Dirus picking out Sabrina from the crowd to pick on her out of the crowd. And he assigned a potion to make hair turn the person's favorite color for several hours and then turn back, he told the class to pay attention or he'd test it on Sabrina's hair by chopping most of it off until it was 'normal' length. She was in tears by the end of the lesson. (franticly holding her hair behind her and running a hand through it.)But by the time class ended every last Gryffindor was glaring at him.

"It's only because she's American, and in Gryffindor, I doubt he would have been half as horrible to her if she was in Slytheryin." One of the passing students said. As soon as she was on the Transfiguration floor she was back to herself.

"I just can't believe that I cried."
"Erm, Sabs, he threatened to chop your hair off, It's completely understandable that you cried." Jane said.

The girls sat down together and waited for class to start. It was fairly interesting class, they learned the basics of the class. History of magic was boring, it was hard to stay awake even for Sabrina. Charms class was fun by all standards. Sabrina had made her feather float and was zooming it all around the room for fun and shaking it back and forth under random people's noses. Peter blew his feather up. Sabrina, had gotten bored with just annoying people and had found out how to make her feather spit out a pink glow and had taken to drawing shapes in the class and even write words like. "WHEEEE!!!!! ZOOM!" and "Professor Dirus is EBIL!!! MUAHAHAHA!" She had gotten an A for that lesson for the fact that she had not only amused Professor Flitwick with her antics but had shown 'great promise' in charms. Defense against the Dark arts seemed like a fun class, the teacher talked about what he was hoping to do in practical lessons but everyone had to do their homework first, theory lessons had to be completely understood before attempting anything.

After class a few Slytheryins walked by and said "Watch out, snip, snip!" and did a scissors motion towards her hair.

"Come off it Snape!" Sirius said, "git..."

"Yes Severus, don't taunt such a beauty." Said a boy with white blonde hair and gray eyes.

"Oh shove it Malfoy! You're a git too." Said James. And the 5 of them walked off without another word.

That night most of the Gryffindor house had heard what happened in first year potions and was enraged. Most told Sabrina that Fluent was 'Just a big git and to ignore him.' She said she'd take the advice, if avoided him in the corridors until lessons, even then she sat in a dark corner in the back so she wouldn't be seen and take good notes and she was likely to pass with flying colors.

A/N: HEY YA'! Okay well the nice men in white coats are trying to find me so I have a minute, Rita Skeeter, yeah, I know she isn't a very nice person, but not very bright is she? So she wasn't going to be in Gryffindor or Ravenclaw but, honestly I can't see her in Slytheryin either, so where else to go? Hufflepuff of course! Okay? Get it, got it? Good, OH NO GOTTA RUN HERE COME THE NICE MEN IN WHITE COATS!!!!!!!! (if you review I shall have enough energy to run away from the nice men and not get caught!)

Nice men: GET HER!!!

Me: AKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkk runs

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Darklady 101: Ah you still likee? The next chapter should be funnier ah talking sandwiches! The discussing of the inevitable. Muahaha my marauder torture has not yet ended! I hope you enjoy it!

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