The 5th Marauder

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Chapter 10: Dum dum dum dumdumdum, duuuum

A/N: Hey y'all! Cat! DON'T HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!!! They're eleven, you know what I'm talking about, I promise, t'will come soon enough. I'm eeeeeeevil... MARIA SALEM SUXXXXXXX!!! Okay, she's a girl from my school who has TORTURED me sense we were 5 till we were 10 and still occasionally bugs me... but she's so stupid she's in NONE of my classes... . XP okay so that is where I got Maria in my story... SHE'S EVIL!!!

"She should be coming 'round the corner any second!" Maria said.

"This is so evil, I love it!" Narcissa said

Sabrina came zooming around the corner on a skateboard, why... I dunno... ask her. But her hair flew behind her and... SNIP! DUM, DUM, DUM! DUMDUMDUM! DUUUUUUM! Maria, Narcissa and Bellatrix chopped off her blonde locks to about halfway down her back, jaggedly by the way, and Sabrina whipped around and saw them holding about four feet of hair, her hair. "I swear, I swear on the nameof of... I swear on the name of god himself, that you will pay! VENGANCE SHALL BE MIIIINE!!!" She continued boarding down the hall to the Gryffindor Common Room.

When she got in she grabbed her wand and rapped herself hard on the head, evening out her new 'haircut' "And, I think I need a new look," She hit her head again and the ends of her hair turned a pale pink color "That's better."

Jane who had just saw what she did gaped "Woah! I love what you did to the ends of your hair, mind putting some blue in mine?"

"No problem!" Sabrina hit Jane hard on the head and A thick, blue, streak of hair replaced a piece that had fallen in her eye.

"Nice!" Jane said, pulling her curl down so it sprung back up "Cool, thanks!"

"No prob! I love the way it looks..."

"So, why the short hair?"

"It wasn't really voluntary, to tell the truth, Bellatrix, Narcissa, and Maria, they chopped it off."

"They did what?" Sirius asked as he James, Remus, and Peter walked in. "REVENGE! Revenge inside the family is the best kind there is."

"We should really get a name if we're gonna go into the business..." Sabrina joked.

"EXACTLY! I'm on it!" Sirius said

"But I was being sarca-"

"Sabrina, he wouldn't know sarcasm if it bit him in the butt." Remus said

"True..."

"So, they cut it off?" Jane stepped in

"Yep." Sabrina answered

"Bastards." Alice said

"No kidding." Sabrina said

"Why would they do that?" Lily said

"They hate me." Sabrina said

"I don't understand why though," Jane said "You're a perfectly likeable person..."

"They're rotten." Sirius said

"Who are you to judge!?" Lilly said

"Well, Narcissa and Bellatrix are my cousins, and Maria is a friend of my cousins,"

"But, they're family!"

"Yes and my family is rotten, I wish to have nothing to do with them." Sirius said, indignantly.

"Brat." Lilly said under her breath

"Well, I'd love to see how this argument develops, but, I'd much rather sleep than referee another one, nite then." Sabrina said, walking to the girls dormitory.

----Next morning----

Sabrina, for some odd reason, decided to get ready particularly early, actually to read, before anyone could desturb her. The problem being that she kept tripping over things and making a commotion... but it had been quiet for five miniutes... and

CLANG!!!

"Would you please watch where you are going?" one of the girls asked.

"Sorry..." she said running downstairs.

"Finally, some quiet..." Jane said, stretching out her arms and closing her eyes, when alarm clocks started to ring "Aw damnit!"

----Downstairs----

"The story of Clifford house, by Anonymous... well, If you intend to write something, one should at least take credit for it... Ah well..."

'This story I will tell you now, as I have promised to do so, and yet I can hardly make you believe the reluctance with witch I even allow my thoughts to the time which I spent in that house- my first town residence after I was married.

I had wished so much to go to town that spring- gown tired of my lovely country home, I suppose. Tired of wide lawns and quiet, glassy ponds and streams, bordered by lucious, blooming rhododendrons; of silent, mossy avenues, glorious with the flickering light that stole through pale green beech leaves; of rose gardens with grassy paths, jewel sprinkled with shell like petals of white, crimson, pink, and cream like hues; of old fashioned rooms with narrow, mullioned windows embowered in scarlet japonica and fragrant, starry jessamine.

I suppose I had grown tired of them all, and I begged George to see about getting a nice house in town for the season.

George saw about it – viz.: he wrote one letter- from my dictation- to a house agent and answered one advertisement, and yawned and grunted abou-'

Everyone was coming downstairs "So much for reading... I'll finish it later." Sabrina said tossing her book in her bag and heading off to breakfast with the others.

"That was great, well I'm off to the potions room, earlier I get there the less time I have to worry about being late and getting a detention scrubbing the whole castle for missing 5 seconds of class...". Sabrina took something small out of her pocket, tapped it with her wand, and it turned out to be her shrunken skateboard.

"But you barley even ate..." Lilly said. Sabrina shrugged and skated off.

----In the hall after all the classes were over----

"I'll Spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly-" Sabrina was singing as she glided through the halls

"HEY YOU! STOP THAT RACKET! AND THOSE ARENT ALLOWED!" Filch screamed after her

"I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky, out of the darkness and into the sun!!!!" She sang even louder

"I believe that I could give her a detention Mr. Filch." Dirus' cold voice sneered "That odd device is obviously dangerous."

"I believe she is breaking no rules, thus there is no need to give her a detention, it isn't curfew yet, there is no need to ban transportation devices, it is not dangerous, on the contrary it helps build thinking and balance skills, it is called a skateboard I believe. Am I correct in saying that Miss Hallowel?"
"Yes! Thanks Professor Dumbledore! You are so sick!"

Dirus seemed outraged "You dare use such vulgar terms with someone who just saved your skin?"

Sabrina shrugged and said "I dunno about here, but in good ol' Boston sick is good so you, Professor Dirus, are un-sick, Professor Dumbledore on the other hand is sick. Get it? Got it? Good!" she then uttered under her breath "they were right, revenge is sweet..."

Dirus glared "WHAT WAS THAT!?"

"Uuuuhhh... NOTHING! Bye!" She glided off and sang "LALALALALA LALALALALA DON'T BOTHER ME, I'M TOO BUSY HAVING FUN, LALALALALA LALALALALA DON'T BOTHER ME, I'M TOO BUSY..."

Dumbledore chuckled, "Such an amusing girl, she's verry good for a laugh..." He walked off shaking his head chuckling.

A/N: Thanks! Hope you liked this one! I sure didn't! Sorry, writer's block!!! ::begins bashing head on table::

Sirius: ::puts pillow on a table::

Me: DARN! Now how do I get rid of the writer's block!?

Marauders: ::throw party::

Me: Why do you party? Writer's block is bad!

Marauders: YOU CAN'T TORTURE US IF YOU HAVE WRITERS BLOCK!

Me: Damn! But, if I can't write anymore, then won't your lives be still in an endless conundrum of nothingness, and nothing happens, you forever staying in a tunnel of nothingness???

Marauders: ::crickets chirp:: ::stare stupidly::

Me: Anyways, I don't need to remind you to REVIEW do I!? I've recently discovered that there are a few people who's author alert list that I am on that I didn't know about cuz they didn't reveiw, please, would you? I mean, it takes what 5 seconds and it makes me feel great! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!?