Three words y'all: It. Ain't. Mine.

It's not! I'm sorry! If it was, don't you think that Sirius would live in Boston Mass!?

Besides, I'd be publishing it in books and making lotsa money, not here for nothing… But I love you guys, so I'll keep posting… Aren't I great?

Chapter 11: Halloween!!! WHOO! OMFGWATZAPALOOZ!!!

"JAMES, YOU PIGHEADED IDIOT!!!"
"LILLY, YOU LITTLE MISS PERFECT, SUCK-UP, SHOW-OFFY, ATTENTION CRAVING TWIT!!!!"
"WHO YOU CALLING A SUCK-UP!?"
"YEAH WELL, WHO YOU CALLING AN IDIOT!?"

"Hello!" Sabrina said, entering the common-room then she noticed James and Lily were fighting… again Goodbye." she said waving her hand and wheeling around on her heel before they noticed. Unfortunately, she was a tad late.

"Sabrina!" They both said at once.

"What are they fighting about now?" She whispered out of the corner of her mouth to Remus and Jane, her only key to sanity.

"Does it really matter what they're fighting about?" Remus asked.

"It's always something…" Jane said

"Jane, could you please tell me where I left my spine, you see, if I could find it, I wouldn't be caught in the middle of all these fights." She sighed "Excuse me…"

"Will you please tell him to-"

"Yeah well she-"

Sabrina finally snapped, everything that had ever bothered her that she never complained about, her brothers torturing her, her horrible parents, and all these fights between Lilly and James, had finally come back to mind and she boiled over, so she voiced her opinion…. That they should just…

"SHUT UP!!!" Sabrina said "I have had it with your continuous never-ceasing arguments, I. Am. Tired. Of. Getting. In. the. Middle. Of. This. Bickering. If you must, fine, fight! Just KEEP. ME. OUT. OF. IT!!! Now if you will excuse me, I shall storm away now." She said storming away, then falling flat on her face "I may have stumbled, but this does not lessen the effect of my angry exit!"

Lilly and James were dumbfounded, they didn't notice how this effected her… until now… and then

"This is your fault you know…" Lilly said to James

"Is not."

"Is too."

"GAH!!!" Sabrina was unbelievably frustrated now. "TO THE LIBRARY!!!"

"I think I shall join you!" Jane said, in an attempt to avoid her infuriated friend, but then again, she was risking facing the wrath of Sabrina's infuriation… Ah well… if she stayed here she was definitely going to regret it… Sabrina is usually easy going and would forget it in a matter of moments when she got to her books, hopefully. While she was contemplating this she heard the portrait door swing open and then slam shut… "OY! WAIT UP!!!" She said as she ran to the portrait hole after her friend.

----Boy's Dormitory----

Sirius glared at the parchment he had received a few minutes ago.

"Idiots." He grumbled, it was from his parents.

'Sirius! We received a letter from your cousins telling us that you were sorted into Gryffindor. Honestly, Gryffindor, GRYFFINDOR!? This is an outrage! What is this, some kind of joke? And making friends with mudbloods? We'll talk about this over the holidays.

Your Parents.'

"They're all idiots… I hate my family. 'Oh you got sorted into Gryffindor, it's such a crime, you are making friends with half and/or muggle-borns… You shall burn at stake for your horrendous crimes because you are a horrible person… although the rest of us get sorted into Slytheryin and are horrid people who wish to kill all muggles and muggle-born witches and/or wizards… you must die…' I hate their logic, I hate their faces, I hate everything about them… I HATE THEM ALL!!!"

"What do you hate?" Remus asked

"I hate nothing… why do you ask, my dear Remus?"

"Because you just said I hate them all… ?"

"Hate, hate? Who hates? Hate is bad right? It's a strong horrid feeling hate, it is…"

"But you just said…"
"Uh Remus…" Peter said coming up the stairs "I can't really grasp this potions essay, could you please help me."

"Well, sense Sirius isn't going to fess up anytime soon… Sure why not?" Remus said staring at Sirius once more time before going to help Peter.

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"I mean, really how can they put me in the middle of their petty fights every time and not feel guilty about it!? I can't stand it anymore!!!" Sabrina was steaming mad, and Jane was starting to feel as if she would be safer with Lilly…

"Well, at least you told them off…" Jane said.

"Grrrrr… Well… I hope they quit it…"

"Honestly, after that show, if they know what's good for them, they will…"

"Great just what I need, Lucis Malfoy…" She said as he approached them he opened his mouth to speak and she put her hand up to his face and goes "No," He opened his mouth to speak again and she said "Nuh uh." Again "Neh! No, nope, nuh, NO!" He glared and walked off. "It seems to be a good day in self ascertain today for me!"

"See!"

"Yes!! WOO! GO SELF!"

"Yay?"

"Yes, yay! I mean, I'm kicking ass!" She said punching the air. "I think its time for dinner… want to get over there?" she asked

"Sure!" Jane said and the duo headed to eat.

----Dinner----

"I doubt I've ever seen this much food in my lifetime." Jane said

"Ditto." Sabrina said.

"It smells… wondrous." Lilly said looking around

The three girls sat down, and unfortunately for Lilly, the only seats left were near James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter, and, even more unfortunalnatly, Lilly inadvertently sat next to James, and James took this to be particularly annoying.

"Bother, bother, bother, bother, bother…" he said poking Lilly.

"Professor Dumbledore is about to speak!" Remus said glaring at James.

"There is a time for speaking," Professor Dumbledore said, "But this is not it! Dig in!"

The feast was marvelous, and a delightful thing to experience.

"Well… It was very good, but my grandma's Thanksgiving dinner is better." Sabrina said

"Thanksgiving?" All her friends said as they stared at her.

"Oh… I forgot, it's only and American holiday. It's this big holiday before Christmas, originally it was to give thanks for a good harvest in the very beginnings of America, when the first people arrived, but now it's more about stuffing ourselves to bursting, and in my family, the adults get drunk to the point that they don't have any sense left and get mad because you drop a fork..." she said with a sigh. "It's one of those lesser holidays that don't receive much attention, like Easter or Columbus day, or All Saint's Day… tomorrow…"

"Ah…" Lilly said nodding… "okay…"

"Well I think we should be heading back to the common room…" Remus said, looking up.

"Yeah…" Jane said looking at him, "I've a book I need to pick up from the library first. I forgot it there earlier."

"I'll come with you," Remus said "I've been meaning to get there and find a new book to read…"

"Okay, you're welcome to come with me if you wish." Jane said.

"Okay! Sabrina said, "We'll meet you in the common room!" she said walking with James, and Sirius, and Peter, and Lilly, as they parted into their two groups.

"So, you're… Remus right?" Jane said, making light conversation.

"Yes, Jane if I am not mistaken?"

"Yes, so, erm… what's your favorite class?"

"Well, I do rater like transfiguration, but charms is quite nice also, potions is interesting, and history of magic is quite nice also, I don't think that I could choose one that is my favorite… But I am extremely fond of Defense Against the Dark Arts…"

"History of magic??? Potions? History of Magic kind of makes me want to sleep, and then Dirus is horrid, he's the kind of person that not only makes small children cry, but he gives them nightmares as well!"

"Well, I don't like Professor Dirus, but the art of potions mastery, is quite a good skill to have. I'm not exactly excellent, but it shows promise, there are various treatments that healers are working on, and" he said trying to keep his voice as calm as possible, but still sounding a little excited "they've come close to controlling, and even curing, the symptoms of werewolves."

"You really like this stuff, don't you?"

"Yeah…" Remus said "Sorry if I was a tad… over enthusiastic…"

"No, it's completely okay. Thanks for walking with me."

"It's really no problem. Excuse me, I need to get this book back."

"Well I've found mine, I'll wait for you."

"So what's a healer anyways?"

"It's sort of like a muggle doctor," Remus started.

The duo walked back to the common room together, Remus explaining what a healer was to Jane, and when they made it back they saw a creepily dark, quiet common room. The only source of light was coming from an image that looked as if it was coming from a projector.

"Sorry," Lilly said "Horror movies, we tried to make them wait for you, but," she sighed.

The movie was about a demon-lizard-like creature that needed to eat a human body part for that function, as in, eyes to see, and such… 'Twas gross, and scary, but mainly gross.

"That… was so scary." Sabrina said "That thing was like a giant demon-ish lizard, with bat-like wings and just… eeeeh…" she twitched… "well… I'm off to bed… good-night!" She stormed upstairs, and Jane yelled up

"WHY ARE YOU STORMING!?"

Sabrina stormed back down and said "Storming is fun!" she stormed back up, with Jane, also storming, at her heels.

----Next day----

"WHO THE HELL!?" Sabrina yelled "AAAAK!!!" The monster thing from the movie was picking her up, until it exploded into confetti.

"It was a long setup" James said falling over with laughter, Sirius at his side "But it was soooo worth it."

END CHAPTER!

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