Three words y'all: It. Ain't. Mine.
It's not! I'm sorry! If it was, don't you think that Sirius would live in Boston Mass!?
Besides, I'd be publishing it in books and making lotsa money, not here for nothing… But I love you guys, so I'll keep posting… Aren't I great?
Chapter 12: DETENTIONS!!! For the most unlikely people… OO HOLY MOLARS YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT!? THEM HOLY… $#! (you should be able to read that if you're smart… XP)Oh and there is also some discussion of sickening and sweet siblings… BEGIN!
A/N: Kat… YOU'VE NAGGED ME TO THE POINT WHERE I MUST DO THIS!!! WRITE THIS CHAPTER!!! YOU'VE MADE ME!!! YOU SHAN'T GET MAD AT ME FOR WHAT I DO!!! GET MAD AT KAT!!! ::points at Kat:: ::dies:: Oh and I've still writers block for the next chapter so it may be awhile…
Kat: help heeeer…
Me: I. Won't. Accept. Help.
Kat: But I will, then hack onto her computer and write the next chapter for her ::Begins hitting me with paper balls::
Me: Oh and Kat is usually on the phone helping me with the A/N's so XP to all you nay sayers who say nay and not yay but nay without the yay but nay who don't say yay but instead say nay nay nay and not yay yay yay because you just like to say nay instead of yay all day like Jay, but I shall say YAY cuz' Jay is gay...
Kat: Too. Many. Rhymes. GAH! ::dies::
Me: Yey! D
Potions class went as it usually did, today though, the students were to work in groups of two or three, Remus grouped with peter, considering that James or Sirius would just get mad at him if he messed up, which was inevitable because of the fact that this potion was extremely complicated. And Remus felt that he could probably explain better. Plus Dirus was in a rather foul mood today, even more foul than his usual self, and would most likely fail peter for the term if he messed up again. So he had decided that this was the best solution in Remus' mind.
Lilly Jane and Sabrina were all working together and giggling.
"I can think of only one word to describe this lesson!" Sabrina said.
"What? Horrid? Disgusting?" Jane asked
"Difficult?" Lilly added in.
"No," Sabrina said, "Worse." She paused dramatically. "MATH!"
All three girls giggled some more and added more contents to the caldron. A few minutes later Jane had said "Stop!"
"What?" Lilly said
Jane looked at her two counterparts "We need to say the magic words!"
Lilly looked at the board "What? I don't see any magic words…"
"Double double toil and trouble…" Jane started
"Fire burn and cauldron bubble!" All three finished off together.
"No Pete, don't put that in!!!"
"Oops… sorry." Peter said, as the cauldron began to smoke a shade of puce.
"What happened here?" Dirus said, scowling.
"I-" peter began.
"I seemed to have mistaken the fairy wings for the beetle wings and put those in instead. I'm sorry." Remus said.
"You don't have to take the blame for me…" Peter muttered to himself.
"Mr. Lupin, I know you aren't stupid enough to confuse those two ingredients, thus, I will have to give you a detention for lying."
"THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Jane had found herself standing up. "It was a simple mistake! And you have no proof that he lied, so you can't give him a detention! Besides, isn't it your job to help up fix our mistakes, instead of scaring us and giving us detentions for them?"
"Since you seem to find it your place to defend Mr. Lupin, you can join him in detention."
Sabrina tried to stand up but Lilly grabbed her skirt and pulled her back down "There are already enough people in trouble, don't dig yourself in too."
"Yes well," she said "if everyone had stood up no one would have been in trouble, one brain, one heart, one nation, one purpose, he couldn't have given us all detention. People should unite more often."
"Maybe you're right, but no one wants to get in trouble, so there isn't anyone willing to try it." Lilly said.
"Remus, you didn't have to take the blame for me."
"It was fine, I highly doubt that this is my last detention, knowing James and Sirius."
"Remus, that was a noble thing you did." James said clapping him on the shoulder.
"Good show mate!" Sirius said.
"THAT. AIN'T. FAIR!" Sabrina said
"It's fine, one detention isn't going to kill me." Jane said.
"Ever heard of the Boston Tea party?" Sabrina asked
The other two girls nodded apprehensively.
"I say we dress up as Slytheryins and take all the potions ingredients and dump them in the lake! Re-stage the Boston tea party!" said she
"You are crazy." Lilly said
"Yes. Yes I am." Sabrina replied "not only that but, I SHALL NOT BE SILENCED!" She said.
"Sabrina," Jane said.
"What?"
"Silence." Jane said
She sighed "Sorry maybe I am taking this a tad too far…"
"S'okay…" Jane said "we all know that you are a very eccentric person who gets extremely into things before she thinks."
"Shut up, you!" Sabrina said.
"Hey, I'm just as insane and eccentric as you are."
"So what's that idiot making you two do?"
"Scrub the floors and such. It's not exactly dreadful."
"Yes, but what is dreadful is picking up after dogs and horses… the smells inside a barn… eeehwww…" Sabrina said. "I know, I've cleaned them."
"By your self!?" Lilly said.
"Nah, with my older brother, Matt, it's only my job, but Matt helps me anyways, he's the only one of my brothers that I really love, he takes good care of me. He understands that just because I'm a girl that doesn't mean I'm a little china doll. Besides, he yells at my other brothers when they try to knock me off my horse. Or when they try to enter me in stupid beauty pageants to make themselves some extra money."
"I can't believe that some-one would do that!" Jane said.
"Well, you're an only child aren't you? Last time they tried I was eight and naive." She said "Brothers are like that… stupid jerks." She scowled at the ground. "But not Matt, Matt'll always make sure I'm taken care of. He wants to be a doctor when he grows up too! He's really smart, and a real people person, I think he'll make it."
"Petunia hates me… she didn't use to, she used to be a great sister, but now she is really impatient with me. She's been calling me a freak lately too." Lilly sighed "I think it's because I ruined her idea of a perfect life, she would have a perfectly normal family, perfect husband and perfect children, but since I'm a witch…"
"Lilly!" Sabrina yelled "You sound almost sorry that you're a witch, don't be sorry, you aren't weird, you're unique! You've been gifted with this talent. Petunia has no right to be upset with you! She sounds awful to me, I'd slap her if I were you, calling you a freak and such."
"True," Jane said "My parents were happy, they thought it was a nice thing. They were glad that I was special. Not that everyone isn't special, but I was special in a different way, not like the vast majority of people."
"I get it, Cody and Brad, my other two older brothers, but they're younger than Matt, started calling me Glenda, and the wicked witch of the west, and saying things like, 'Well, we always knew you were a witch, we didn't need this letter to prove it.' And 'Watch out! You might be sucked up in a tornado, brought to oz, and get squished by a house!' And Timmy, my younger brother, soon followed suit. Matt locked them in my grandparents barn with the horses for three hours straight. It was awesome. Then they threatened to send my Irish Setter, Ruby, to the Chinese restaurant down the street, they were always taunting me, telling me that Chinese people eat dogs and cats and such. Then Matt slapped them across the back of their heads, then he promised me that he'd watch my puppy with his, Emerald, we named them after gemstones, and had recently gotten them on my birthday so he let me name them both. So he got them bandannas a ruby red one and an emerald green one for them. He's always doing nice things for me like that." Said Sabrina
"That's nice… I wish Petunia was more like him… It would be nice to have someone to look out for me." Lilly said longingly.
"I want a brother!" Jane whined.
"I was luckily given a nice brother, and unluckily 3 not so nice ones, you probably won't be so lucky, most people aren't, besides, it would be impossible for you to get an older brother..." Sabrina said
"Yeah," Jane said nodding "So do you have any pictures of Matt?"
"Yes," Sabrina said "In the girls dormitory, come on!" they ran in the direction of the common room.
Sabrina took out a picture of herself with her arms around the neck of a thirteen year old boy with medium chestnut-brown hair.
"So that's Matt?" Lilly asked
"Yep!"
"He looks nice!" Jane said
"Yes, but more importantly he acts nice!"
"Have a fairly nice time…" Sabrina said as Jane walked off to detention.
"Meh, I suppose it's not that terrible."
Jane walked to the potions dungeon with her hands in her pockets until she met up with Remus.
"Hey."
"Hi Jane."
"Ready for the torture of the Dirus?"
"Yeah" Remus laughed.
"You are not to talk, you are not to make any noise at all, all you are to do is to scrub the floors of this room until they gleam, then you may leave." Dirus said before he left the room
"You are not to talk, breathe, sweat, move, let your heart beat, or perform any life supplying functions whatsoever, no thinking, and no planning for Christmas." Jane mocked Dirus as they scrubbed the floors to the potions room.
A girl with dark brown hair was running down the hallway clutching a book as she ran. The only thing that stopped her was a collision with Snape.
"Watch it."
"Oh, oh I'm sorry!" The girl said
"It's fine. What's your name anyways?"
"Oh, erm… Brittany, sorry I'm in a bit of a rush, what's yours?"
"Severus Snape."
"Nice to meet you Severus, I've to run. I'm so sorry."
"Wait, what house are you in?" He called after her.
"Ravenclaw, see you around!" She yelled back over her shoulder.
A/N: DONE! WHOOT! Go molly, go molly, its your birthday its your birthday. Okay still running dry for the next chapter… so it may be a while
Katarina: HELP HER OR SHE SHALL BE KILLED BY ME ON THE BUS FOR NOT UPDATING FOR FOREVER BECAUSE SHE'S GOT WRITERS BLOCK!
Me: No!
Kat: YESH!
The sandwich: And if you could get her mental help, that would be great too.
Me: Link of the
Great site for rumors… especially the fake ones such as:
A giant glob of green Jell-O will come and shout "LUMOS! I WILL EAT YOU NOW!" and eat Snape.
Snape will discover that he is the great grand nephew of the wicked witch of the west and hunt down Judy Garland for the ruby slippers that he believes are his birthright. (even though she's dead)
And one not so great one, all I remember is the first part
Professor McGonigal and Sirius will elope and blah blah blah…
Yeah there was more, but that's all I remember. ::scratches out Professor McGonigal and writes in Molly then scratches out the last part, whatever it was:: That's better.
Katarina: HEY I WANT ONE TOO! ::is seen writing on a piece of paper; hands it to me::
Me: ::reads out loud:: 'Katarina and Remus will elope… enough said.' ::takes one big sidestep:: Okay then.
Britt you had better have enjoyed at least a small segment of this chapter or I'll die… again… and again… and again and again and agai-
Katarina: ::stuffs sock in mouth:: THAT'S BETTER!
Me: ::spits out sock:: Yeech…
OH! Today for inspiration for the next chapter because I love you guys so much, I sat out in 30 degree weather, freezing my arse off (again, I must really love you guys…) by the ocean and stared at the sunrise and looked at seashells for inspiration and came up with… nothing… nada, zip, zilch, absolutely noooooothing…
And I'm Sorry the end was sort of sucky, but it's ten thirty at night and I'm a tad tired. NIGHT NIGHT! ::looks at the TV:: WHAT!? RABBIT FUR!? REAL FUR!? Excuse me I have to go kill the idiot in charge of stocking the Burlington coat factory… night night!