Three words y'all: It. Ain't. Mine.

It's not! I'm sorry! If it was, don't you think that Sirius would live in Boston Mass, dating me... >> >> what? Isn't that everyone's dream!?

Besides, I'd be publishing it in books and making lotsa money, not here for nothing… But I love you guys, so I'll keep posting… Aren't I great?

Chapter 13: Well… Once The Hypothermia Sets In…

A & T.G.W.D.U.A.C./N:

Kat: What is T.G.W.D.U.A.C?

Me: Why, the girl who drives us all crazy, of course. That would be you.

Kat: Well, you've still writer's block!

Me: Have you forgotten that big second-story window about two feet away?

Kat: No, for I can fly.

Me: OO Well… Remus is avoiding you.

Kat: ::gasps:: Well… BOTHER, BOTHER, BOTHER!

Me: FLIP!

Kat: INSANE JEALOUSY-

Me: This'll all make sense soon friends.

Kat: Yes. It. Will.

Me: Excuse me I have to get rid of Kat, erm, I mean… GO MAKE A SANDWICH… Did they fall for it? Am I sure? Why am I saying this out loud?

Kat: ::looking around stupidly::

As the cold late-November air bit at their noses Sabrina Lilly and Jane walked outside on this icy day. Frost covered the grass and outlined the fallen leaves.

"It's so cold." Jane said looking around.

"But it's pretty and the air is so clean and the… erm… outsideness…" Sabrina said

"Brina, get a hold of yourself its below thirty degrees out." Lilly said

"Fine. Fine, you babies go inside…"

"OKAY!" Jane said as she and Lilly ran inside

"I WAS JOKING!" Sabrina said.

"About…"

Sabrina wheeled around "Sirius! Don't scare me like that!" She giggled.

"Yeah Sirius, you jerk, don't scare her…" James almost fell over laughing.

"Shut up James!" Sabrina said "I don't get scared that easily but he snuck up on me!"

"Right…"

"So where is the other half of our dynamic quad?"

"Well Remus' gram is sick," Sirius began "and Pete says it's too cold to be outside,"

"And, why are you out here?"

"To bother that big greasy git." James said pointing at Snape, who was sitting with his back to a tree and a book in his face. "And possibly try to touch the Whomping Willow."

"Isn't that dangerous?"

"Brina, you are such a gir- uh…" James said

"Say it… go on, you're absolutely dying to so just say it…"

"You are such a girl." He sighed, waiting for the retort.

"Why thank you! I quite enjoy being a girl, thankyouverymuch." She began "Now, I know the best way to bother him…" she said gesturing towards Snape. "Watch and learn." She sat cross legged in front of Snape and stared at his book until he pulled it down to just under his eyes.

"What?" He grumbled.

She blinked and said,

"Bother."

"What?!"

"Bother."

"What's that supposed to mean."

"I'm bothering you… Bother, bother, bother."

"How is that supposed to bother me?"

"Bother, bother, bother, bother mc-bother-bother."

"Quit it."

"BOTHER!"

"Would you stop it?"

"But you said it doesn't bother you."

"Well… now it does."

"Too bad. BOTHER!"

"Would you STOP IT!?"

"Why should I? Bother."

"Because it's annoying." He said his eye beginning to twitch

"BOTHER!!! Ah, your eye is twitching, I'd say you have been sufficiently bothered for the day." She said, dusting her jeans with her hands looking satisfied.

"Go. Away." Snape said putting his book back in front of his face.

"Watch this." James said to Sirius as he flicked his wand at Snape's book, and it began to fly around his head just out of his reach.

"Would you quit it!?" Snape said

"Guys leave him alone, he's been bugged enough for the day." Sabrina said

"Brina you party-pooper."

"Well you haven't quit it yet. So stop it, please." She said, almost sternly.

"Why?"

Snape, who had finally had it, pointed his wand in their direction and yelled some sort of incantation, Sabrina didn't hear it because about two seconds later she was sent flying backwards into the lake.

"BRINA!" Sirius yelled over to her.

"YOU OKAY!?" James said.

"Yes James, she's absolutely spiffing, swimming in a freezing lake in thirty degree weather was just her idea of a perfect day."

She swam her way to the edge of the lake and pulled herself out.

"Are you okay?" James asked

"Yep," she said "once the hypothermia sets in, the water is just fine."

"Here," Sirius said "take my jacket until we get inside." Wrapping her with it.

When they got inside Lilly and Jane ran over after seeing their soaking wet friend.

"Oh god, what happened?" Lilly asked

"Well, Lilly-kins, she decided that it was perfect weather for a swim so she just dived in."

"Don't be sarcastic James!"

Jane tried to say something but Sabrina stopped her.

"It's no use talking to them, they've started, you can't stop them now…" she joked.

"C'mon, you've got to get changed before you freeze." Jane said

"Thanks for the jacket, Sirius."

"Anytime."

A half an hour later, a dry and apparently warm Sabrina came down to the common room.

"Better?"

"Much."

"So are you okay?"

"Fine." She said "Look what I found." She said holding up a golden necklace with a little golden fairy charm.

"Cute." Jane said "Try it on."

She put it around her neck "Nice?"

"Very much."

"Anyone else tired?"

"Brina, It's only seven."

"Ah well… I'm going to bed anyways… nightnight."

A/N: REEEEVIEW!

Sirius: Hey, where's Kat?

Remus: Yes, she said something about going to the Salem Witch Musemes.

Me: ::belches::

Remus: You didn't…?

Me: What? Me? No… ::looks innocent with a halo, white dress and hands together praying style; red horns appear::

Sirius: What are those?

Me: ::pushes down horns:: What are… what?

Remus: Those horns…

Me: What horns?

Sirius: Those ones that came out of your head.

Me: ::halo almost falls off::

Sirius: and what's with that!?

Me: What's with what?! THEY KNOW TOO MUCH!!! ::pushes them off stage… where did this stage come from anyways???::

Well anyways… forgeting about what just happened… no really, forget it or I may have to get rid of that memory, and the memory removing process is painfull… XD (kidding you know, for people like KAT… okay… XD)

So… yeah…

BOTHER!

Yes, I did take that from the potter puppet pals…

Sorry guys! I'm simply on my way to unfabulousity, and loving the ride there.

Love,

Miss. Unfabulous

I think I should take that and change my penname to it… what do you think? I like my penname, but I like that too… vote!

Oh and this is for you, Kat:

Proff. McGonnagal: I need you all to transfer these usless rasberry scones into yummy lemon ones!

Sabrina: OKAY! ::flicks her wand at the scone::

Scone: ::turns into a pumpkin scone::

Sabrina: AAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! ::runs out of the room screaming::

HA! I told you it would be in there kat!