Everyone stood gawking at the new experiment that was 628.He was....he was.....fast asleep.Lilo noticed the dissapointment in everyone's eyes,but then she noticed Stitch was smiling a crooked,happy smile and jabbed him in the rib cage.Stitch let out a painful howl,but 628 didn't stir.

"Oow!That hurt!"Stitch told her sharply,clutching his side.

"Sorry,it was the only way to wipe that smirk off you're face,"Lilo repiled causally,pretending to examine her nails,"Maybe you should try to wake him up."

"Oh,please."Pleakley gulped in one swallow,"Is that really neassary?Because I don't think it's very neassary,I-"

"Go ahead,626.Give it you're all!"Jumba insisted,clamping one giant hand over Pleakley's hand to cancel out the protests remarks he was shouting in a muffled yell.

Sighing,Stitch trotted over to the sleeping experiment.It made him queasy just thinking that this Experiment was nearly as good as he was.But then he grinned and saultered the last few steps,but he wasn't,was he?Stitch thought in relief.

"OK,cousin."He finally said resolvingly,"Uka tabooka."

"Mmmmmurrr-ma."The experiment muttered incoherently.

"Come again?"

"Murrr-maa-ma-maaaaaa....."628 went on muttering,falling into even deeper slumber then before.

"Why is he sleeping?"Lilo wanted to know.

"Oh,that.628 believes getting an addtional 4 hours of sleep to the already recommended 8 hours of sleep."Jumba shrugged,"Or...he could just be resting up for his main purpose of creation.Hard to tell,really."

"Cousin..."Stitch asked precariously,gingerly tapping on his arm,"Eka taka.....Eka taka tookata.Beh ku baba batookie."

"What do you mean by you're going to whoop my batookie!?"An offended voice cried out suddenly.

"Who's said that?"Lilo inquipped curiously.

"Why,628,of course!"628 awnsered promtly,raising up on his hind legs and letting loose a small but polite yawn.

"But you sound...so...so...."Lilo babbled on in bewilderment.

"So much more adequate and perfect then any experiments you have ever laid eyes on before,why yes I am!"628 carried on with a voice that sounded snotty and materilistic.

"Well,I guess."Lilo agreed quietly.

"Thank you,Linda Louis Patrica or Lilo.626,you must know I am far more sophistacated then you or you're other drooling,moronic cousins."628 chorlted haughtily.

"Stitch's cousin aren't morons.And besides,they yours too."Lilo told him calmly,trying to stay calm at least.

628 snorted promptly,"As if.Well,I'm off to extend my perfection to the universe!A little advice for you thou,Pleakley use a softer detergent on baggy jeans,Jumba try low calorie food sources,628 try not to slouch so much,Lilo try a new hair style and take you're pet to obdience classes.Choi!"

"Did he just correct our biggest and toughest mistakes and habiets?"Pleakleyasked in a trancelike voice.

"No!He's just a smart eleck.Jumba,how do you make him do his second ability to track down evil creeps trying to take over the universe?"Lilo questioned him quickly,watching in horror as 628 started to bound away,care-free.

"He called me fat."Jumba spoke faintly,pushing up on his belly and wrinkling his round face into a grim expression

"He said I don't do laundry right!"Pleakley complained.

"Yeah,well he said I need a new hairstyle but oh well!Guys,we have to focus on the mission:Capturing Dr. Hyde and setting the rest of those 3000 experiments free."Lilo started to say and then looked out in the distance.It was hopeless,positively HOPELESS to find him now.What with 628 leaving and everyone else being self-conscisous.

"Naga ipa chiba!"Stitch growled out at 628 and ran to tackle him to the dusty surface of the planet.

"Release me you barbaric dung dweller!"

"Naga,iba taka akata!"Stitch growled down at him,hold him down in a head-lock with about 60 of all his might.

"Good going Stitch!"Lilo cheered,her eyes brimming with a little glimmer of hope as they rushed up towards the two.

"Now 628,you will help us track down Dr. Hyde who is trying to take over the universe as we speak!"Jumba ordered him in a focused and controlled tone of voice.

"Not in you're fondest dreams,chumby!"628 retored fierecly,as he struggled to get up and out of Stitch's retraint.

Meanwhile on Dr Hyde's ship.

"Fools!With my awesomer-then-Jumba's-evil-genius-ness-ness and accompained by the remaining 3000 Comet corp. experiments,I shall !"Dr. Hyde cackled menacingly to himself aboard his ship and sighed.

"Hey,hey boss!"Ekton called out from the mini-bar in the back,smiling his really goofy,clueless smile.

"What is it,Ekton?"Dr. Hyde hissed back at him.

"We got any mayo?Nothin' like a mayo egg and bacon sandwich to celebrate you're almost victory,huh,boss?"

"I hears yas,brother!"Booloo guffawed in agreement,holding him three rootbeers and the remote to thier on-board TV.

"Disgusting breaded meats and cheeses,high calorie breverges and mindless reception...?What's wrong with you goons?!Don't you two numbskulls have anything better to do!!??!!"

"Only when you're around,boss man!"Ekton laughed dumbly,slapping the palm of his brother's in a high-five gesture.

"I swear I'm surrounded...."He mumbled miserbley.

Back on Cometoid.....

"Alright already!I'll helpyou and you're mischievous cousins out!"628 blurted out in surrender,finally having enough of this primative torture and deciding anything was worth it!

"Thanks."Stitch grinned,letting go of his neck blissfully.

"Unreasonbley oblivious trog."He mumured.

"Huh?"Stitch inquired suspciously.

"Nothing."628 chuckled,"Anyways,about 2,300 of these experiments aren't ready to take on Dr. Hyde.1 or two of us must go with them to Towvaca (the universe's best training for universal battle) planet there is.I elect myself and the fat and big-eyed one to go.Tubby can help blubby here to mointor and watch then report progress to me,while meanwhile I'm teaching them and helping them perfect themselfs!"

"Naga!"Stitch protested hotly,"Stitch go!"

"No you little rodent,I....yi.....YIPE!"He yelped as Stitch pinned him to the ground with an un-worldly glare.

628 gulped nervously,"Fine,have it you're way!You.....uh-go."

"Naga."Stitch chirped gleefully,letting him onto his feet.

"Naga?"Then why did you insist on taking my...oh you little!"

"Bye bye,628!"Stitch waved with a smirk on his over-sized black and red face,as the crew took over into hyper-space.

"Does....that planet even exsist?"Lilo questioned him.

"Who cares."

Well,this is kind of an abrupt stop,sorry!I broke with my boyfriend Tom and am heart broken.Boo-hoo...well,not really!He cheats,anyways.P The next chapter or so will be based on planet Towvaca and the great chase after Dr. Hyde with all 600 cousins!And then 626 and 628...uh,OK!I won't give it ALL away.Anyways,thanks for reading/reviewing!Well,I could get more of that last this you know,but,oh well!Thanks for stickin' with me so far...uh....Nightw or something?Right?Ovnii was here but I guess she's not on anymore or whatever.

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